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From Beacons Finest to all ya filthy animals, Happy Holidays to all!

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Ruby: So my phone was dead earlier, and I tried to call dad on your phone.

Yang: Blake answered?

Ruby: Blake answered.

Yang: Yeah you called the daddy with three y's instead of one.

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Scrolling through tumblr only to see there's a new discord dedicated to Cinder simps and buddy I gotta be honest

Great idea

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Ruby, opening up Yang's door: Hey Yang! I got layth!

Yang, shooting upright to her feet: YOU GOT WHAT!?!?

Ruby, dropping a bag of chips from in between her teeth, her arms full with other bag: I got Lay's, like the chips?

Yang, sighs, relieved: Oh...the chips. Right.

Ruby, nodding: Yeah! Weiss let me take them home after we had sex.

Yang, screeching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(Shout out to @echollama for having drawn that Thyme btw, love u pal hope you are thriving c: )

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Ruby, her arms folding over her chest, tapping her foot impatiently: You promised we would go out tonight at seven thirty.

Vampire!Cinder, hissing from beneath the bed: It's still too light out! Tell your friends to wait! You know how I get in this kind of sunlight, it's embarrassing!

Ruby, spinning around and taking steps towards the door: Hmph. Fine. And I was gonna let you feed tonight.

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Ruby, sitting at a small restaurant's outdoor patio, swirling a wine glass in her hand, chuckling with a bit of a blush: Sorry about her, she uhh...she had a bit too much to drink.

Velvet, raising an eyebrow: You're the only one who's had any wine though.

Ruby: Aheh...yeah, uhh, before we came here. She's got...social anxiety...

Coco, absolutely buying it: No that makes total sense I had a shot before we came here too, girl I like your style.

Vampire!Cinder, wearing a wide brimmed black hat, having been basically draping herself over Ruby for this entire conversation, basically pawing at her face: Ishent scheee sho ccccccyyyyuuuuute! I luv her, luv luv luv luv. Shuch preetty, pretty face. Pretty pretty eyyyyyeeeeeeeees. Pretty blooooood~

Ruby, panicking for a cover story: Uhhhh....we're kinky?

Coco, slamming her hands to the table: I! LOVE! IT!

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Commissioned by @chittychittyyangyang ♥️

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Are ya traumatized kiddos?

Wake up kiddos new meme format dropped

Thanks to @itswarden from our Discord server for these

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Ruby, coming into the living room: Hey uhh. Why is Yang crying on the bathroom floor?

Blake, without looking up from her book: She had a few drinks since the kids are at Tai's.

Weiss, speaking up from her spot beside Blake: She's drunk and she "found out" that Blake and I are married.

Ruby: ...but you're...you're married to her.

Blake, turning a page: Yeah, don't tell her that she'll just cry even harder.

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Blake, turning a page:

Yeah, don’t tell her that she’ll just

cry even harder.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Awh thank you haiku bot, very cool c:

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*Gives each kiddo a Monster Energy* *runs* (Sent by @veemowhiterose )

Parsley, placing it down on her desk in her room, sighing: Thank you. With all this homework Signal gives me I need the energy to get through it.

Parsley, sighs, putting her chin to her hand: I don't know, sometimes it definitely feels like I'm expected to be even better than my moms and that's...scary.

Parsley, goes to grab the drink, only to find it gone: ...huh? That's...weird...

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Tarra, shaking her head, putting the drink on the living room table: No thank you, Momma said these are bad for me.

Tarra, growing bashful, bowing her head: Th-Thank you though, it was a really thoughtful gift. I'm sorry I just-

Tarra, lifting her head up, noticing the drink is gone: ...what happened?

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Thyme, cracking open the drink and starts to down it: I HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO-

Ruby, bursting into their room, rose petals fluttering around her: HEY! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS JUNK!

Thyme, shouting back as they try to keep the drink out of Ruby's hands, continuing to take sips whenever they can: I! AM! TWENTY! SIX!

Ruby: YOU'RE ELEVEN!

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Clove, looking around suspiciously, hiding in a tree house: Did you get em?

Basil, dumping two extra cans of monster onto the floor: Heck yeah I did. Now we get two each!

Clove, cracking open on of her cans: This is gonna be sweet! I bet these are gonna give us SO MUCH energy!

Basil, mimicking his sister: It's gonna be so fun, we're gonna be off the walls, let's do this!

Clove, taking a sip in tandem with Basil, the pair staring at eachother with mouths full of monster: ...

Basil: ...

Clove, spitting the drink out, muttering while spitting out the taste: That's so bad!!! Why does Mother drink these?!?!

Basil, coughing: Oh it tastes so gross! And why is it so bubbly! Gross gross gross gross!!!!!

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How are Thyme and Magnolia doing? (Asked by @shadowalex2000 )

Magnolia, lounging on their apartment's couch: I've been doing quite well, thank you. I would say I'm all but completely used to this whole...timeline hopping nonsense.

Thyme, sitting on the floor in the middle of dozens of sprawled out papers, holding their face in their hands, muttering to themselves: This sucks this sucks this sucks.

Magnolia: Thyme is...having a moment.

Thyme, groaning: When I realized I had a super nice fancy apartment in this timeline it was awesome, I didn't think I'd have to work for it!!!! I mean what do I know about fashion? Why does Coco Adel work for me????? Do you know who that is?!

Magnolia, shrugging: See? A moment.

Thyme, shuffling through more papers: Don't ignore me!!!!!

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Ruby, coming into the living room: Hey uhh. Why is Yang crying on the bathroom floor?

Blake, without looking up from her book: She had a few drinks since the kids are at Tai's.

Weiss, speaking up from her spot beside Blake: She's drunk and she "found out" that Blake and I are married.

Ruby: ...but you're...you're married to her.

Blake, turning a page: Yeah, don't tell her that she'll just cry even harder.

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Ruby and the triplets

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Weiss, sitting up in bed alone, reading a book, mumbling to herself: "Noooo Weiss, it'll be a quick mission. In and out. We'll be back before bed don't worry."

Weiss, sighing, closing the book: Well. I guess I'm sleeping alone tonight.

Weiss, shrugs, placing the book on a side table before laying down fully, staring at the ceiling: I guess it's sort of nice...I've got all this space to myself...it's not lonely or anything.

Weiss, sitting upright again at the sound of a knock on the door: Yes?

Tarra, very slowly opening it up, quietly: Mutter? I had a bad dream can I...can I sleep in here?

Weiss, motioning for Tarra to come in and crawl up into bed with her, letting Tarra snuggle up: Oh of course dear, of course, Mutter will keep you safe from those scary dreams.

Weiss, lays back down for a few moments before lifting her head up to the sound of the door opening a little more: ...yes?

Clove, already climbing onto the bed: Sleepover in the mom room!

Basil, jumping up onto the bed: Can we can we can we?

Weiss, unable to hold back her laughter, nodding and letting the two more kids cuddle up: Yes yes, sleepover in the Mom room. But hush now, we're all tired.

Weiss, giving a kiss to each of the kids' foreheads before turning the light off: Goodnight my darling little troublemakers.

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Weiss, her eyes bolting open at the sound of the door opening, her body going rigid and ready to jump out only to relax after hearing Ruby's voice, whispering as to not wake the sleeping triplets: Back before bed, huh?

Yang, carefully sitting on the edge of the bed, putting a hand on Weiss's leg, also whispering: Sorry hun. There were some complications. But we're all back now, see? Think uhhh...think you can make us some room?

Weiss, raising an eyebrow at Yang before looking around at the still sleeping triplets, gives a small laugh before laying back down and hugging onto the kids: Mmmm, no. You all can sleep somewhere else, it's a sleepover in the mom room right now and I don't want any of you ruining it~

Blake, chuckles lightly, shaking her head: I suppose it's what we get for being so late.

Ruby, looking absolutely devastated: But I'm so tired.

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Basil, perched on a tree branch hidden by leaves: You sure she won't rat us out?

Clove, hiding besides him: Nooo, no. Tarra wouldn't do that to us...probably...hopefully.

Basil, narrowing his eyes towards movement coming towards them: Hmmmm...we'll see.

Parsley, walking hand in hand with Tarra, muttering to herself: These two are going to drive me insane, they never come to dinner on time and it's always me who has to go hunt them down. You sure they're around here?

Tarra, nodding, looking a little nervous: Y-Yeah...they should be around. Ummm...they should be around...maybe...around...

Tarra, stopping in her place, causing Parsley to stop too on a patch of loose leaves, hardly audible: ...here.

Parsley, putting her fists to her hips, looking around: Okay so where the heck are these two little trouble make-WHOA!

Parsley, a rope quickly snaring her ankles and flips her upside-down, Basil and Clove dropping from the tree holding onto the other end of the rope, lifting Parsley up off the ground: WHAT IS GOING-

Basil and Clove, having miscalculated the weight comparison between them and their older sister, hanging on the rope above the ground while face to face with the upside-down Parsley: ....

Basil, with a weak smile: ...got you?

Clove, mimicking the smile: ...got you good?

Parsley, crossing her arms, glaring at the pair: I'm telling Mom.

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It's like 84 degrees and Admom does not like it

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Dying at this