May 7, 2025
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RWBY as tweets
The snarky blind response, the snarky response but make it gay, and the cinnamon roll who can’t lie to save his life.
He accidentally sat on Velvet’s camera and broke it, but she can’t be mad at him!
The White Kitty Cat
Weiss: Hey everyone! Look, I became a cat girl! Nya~!
Blake: What the...? Hey, that's racist!
Weiss: You're just jealous that I'm the sexy kitty now nya~!
Blake: Guys, help me out here!
Yang: I don't know... she is pulling it off better…
Blake: N-No she’s not!
Ruby: She's totally pulling it off better than you!
Blake: Grrr! Velvet! Help me out here!
(Click, click, click, click, click!)
Velvet: Huw? Oh yeah, these photos of her are totally going to be so hot!
Blake: C-Coco?!
Coco: Maid catgirl? Bunnygirl catgril…? No, that doesn’t work…
Blake: Guys! Help me out here!
Pyrrha: Do you think I would look good if I was a catgirl?
Nora: You'd look hot if you were!
Pyrrha: Aww! Thank you Nora. I bet you’d look pretty cute as a catgirl.
Nora: Really?! Would I Ren?
Ren: You’d look adorable Nora.
Nora: Hell yeah!
Blake: What?! Jaune help me out...?!
Jaune holding up a sign that says: "WILL YOU MARRY ME?!'
Blake: Jaune...?
Jaune: What?
Weiss: I told you nya~! I'm the sexy kitty now~! And, Jaune~?
Jaune: Yes?
Weiss: Of course I will marry you meowster~!
Jaune: Hell yeah!
Blake: This is...! This is...
Blake: ....
Blake: It's true... She is a sexier kitty than me nya...
This should to be a common knowledge: You can't truly be both RWBY Fan and a Homophobic, since the are concepts totally opposites 😌
happy pride month to the one single time cinder was 100% valid and justified for immediately questioning her sexuality the second coco walked into the room
Coco: *Tears streaming down from behind her sunglasses* Guys with long hair...
Coco: Please... please! Stop putting your hair up in a bun.
Coco: Because every time I see you from behind I think "Oh, a cute butch ahead!".
Coco: But then you turn around... *Weeps with a wail*
Coco: You turn around and all I feel is betrayal!
Jaune: *In tight tanktop because of the hot weather and with his hair grown out* I said I was sorry!
Coco: Betrayal! *Howling like a banshee*
Jaune: *Grumbling, making a Scroll call* Velvet, please come pick up this sad excuse of an adult ass woman. She's being way too lesbian right now.
Velvet: *Audible facepalm from the other side of the call* [I'll be right there. Really thought we had fixed this behaviour by now.]
Coco: *Hears Velvet's lament* Velv! Honey-bun! He had a stubble beard too! Don't you understand?! The broad back, the exposed neck, the tight triceps and the thicc butt!
Velvet: *Sighing deeply* [Yes, yes. Jaune's very attractive. Just stop crying like it's the end of the world.]
Coco: *Sobbing uncontrollably* I caaaaaaaahahaaaan't... He jumbled my hormones and my feelings are confused!
Coco: *Approaching a mild panic attack* My idea of "her" is clashing with the reality of "him" and now I don't know whether to be horny or horrified!
Jaune: *Still holding the Scroll* Please hurry... I'm starting to wonder whether I should worry about my chastity or my life.
Velvet: *Heard running on the other side* [Hurrying. Just... try to explain the concept of "the exception" or something.]
Jaune: Don't think that's how that works...
Velvet: [Suck it up, blondie. You got this.]
It's not a contest... But...
(continuation of the "Anti-tank rifle" Jaune)
Firing Range
Coco: *glaring at Jaune* ...
Jaune: *feeling a bit awkward* So huh... *Nudge his head toward her* What's her deal again?
Velvet: *chuckle* Don't worry, she's just upset that someone stole her place as "who got the bigger gun".
Coco: *grumbles* That's not true...
Jaune: ... Really? *Look down at his lahti l-39* I mean, that's not even the biggest gun i own.
Coco: *angry* What do you mean it's not your biggest gun!? That thing weighs almost as much as me when loaded!
Jaune: *smiles* Ah, but you haven't met Pom-pom yet.
Coco: ... *Raise an eyebrow* Pom-pom?
Jaune: *nod, still smiling* Pom-pom!
Coco: ... Are you kidding m—
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*POM-POM-POM-POM-POM-POM—*
Jaune: *using a heavily-modified qf 1-pounder pom-pom* HEAR THAT? THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT A POM-POM! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?
Coco: *Looks down at Gianduja* ... I feel inadequate—
Jaune: *still firing* WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WITH THE NOISE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER!
Coco: *on the verge of tearing up* Urgh... *Fall to her knees* This is so unfair...