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The legal drinking age at home in Britain is five.

Beer used to be available like coffee a while back

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Did they also drink it like coffee?

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Not really. They drank and ate it more than any modern coffee addict that Ive seen. Beer soup was a big thing a lot of people had.

Why choose Barbra and Adam to stalk? Like it was obvious that they were as you said “a little on the pottery barn and dry white whine side” so why them?

They were gonna die soon. Also, I wanted to see how far I could push them until they either snapped or grew a backbone for once.

Its like how you watch one of those tv shows and its barely entertainment but at least it kills time until oh shit you're attached to these people

So, judging by the fact you remember the Black Plague means you are at least.... 667-674

Roughly, yeah probably. Time in the netherworld is weird though and given Ive spent a long ass time there, Id wager on it being longer

The legal drinking age at home in Britain is five.

Beer used to be available like coffee a while back

It’s 2020 120 years off my guy

Damn it this year has been hell for breathers anyways

How old are you??

I lost count. Age is really goddamn difficult to figure out when time in the Netherworld is different than the overworld. I have no idea how different it is and it feels like its changed at least a dozen times.

Mentally, somewhere between twenty and fourty.

Have you ever tried extracting DNA from various things? It’s a cool pastime for someone with a whole lot of it.

Whats DNA?

Back in my day people were still going on about humors

What did it feel like when Lyds went to go have the maitlands open the handbook? I mean she wasn’t leaving you forever but I guess it probably felt like it.

As far as I knew she was abandoning me so really shitty

#beetlejuice

Do you know what year we’re in? Just wondering if you keep track of that kind of thing

I have no clue what year it is, arent we still in the like 1850s? 1900s or whatever?

Do you have any mental illnesses?

Maybe? Im dead and have been for ages, its not exactly like theres that many therapist in the netherworld, and its not like I ever went and talked to any

Third question! What’s the head tilt you do? Like are you mimicking other people or..?

I dunno why I do it. Got into the habit of it and just kind never stopped

Two questions: 1: Were you ever made fun of because of your hair changing colors? 2: When was the last time you washed your hands?

1: Yes. Mom has tried to bleach it. Turns out my hair can drink bleach

2: No clue. But my hands arent as dirty as you'd think given I dont exactly shed skin or oils or whatever. Not like a human would. So my hands dont get that dirty

How lonely were you before the Maitlands and being seen by Lyds?

Given that I have 8 clones of myself and all of them know how to dance, very

The netherworld is very boring and sad most of the time. Most people there are crying, shocked, confused, or bored especially in the waiting room. Mom really didnt bother to hire more than just Tina at the front desk and its caused backlogs of people

#beetlejuice

seraphimsix

Actually cave johnson had a point with the lemons

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No actually I’m serious. The saying is “when life gives you lemons make lemonade.” You’re supposed to do what’s expected of you with what your given. But cave is saying not to make lemonade. Don’t do what’s expected of you. He’s saying to make life take the lemons back. Get angry with people who think they know what you can do with what your given. Prove to them that you can whatever you want even if all you have is lemons. Lemons are good for more than just lemonade. You can do whatever the hell you want with what you have, with all your setbacks. So burn someone’s house down with lemons.

shared-braincell

people who despise and slander LoK solely because its different from Atla have the same dumbass energy as people who shit on the beetlejuice musical because they grew up with the cartoon/movie

sure, everyones entitled to their own opinions. whether those opinions have actual logical reasonings behind them or are just rooted in the inability to move on past a childish mindset and accept the fact that things change and grow, we’ll never know 🤷🏻‍♂️