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[seraphimsix]

Stop following this blog.

[kosmogrl]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[seraphimsix]

And you know what. Set it off is still that good. Wolf in sheep’s clothing is an awesome song

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[cryptotheism]

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

[cryptotheism]

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[ring2002]

sorry if all of my posts have a vaguely sadomasochist undertone to them. it’s because i’m a sadomasochist

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[seraphimsix]

stop using deaths-heads as a scary bug they’re literally cute

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[inner-muse]

Not even at stoplights!!! I know it’s so so tempting to just glance at your phone when you’re stopped, but there’s actually something called “distraction hangover” where even once you put your phone down, your brain is still processing the interaction and isn’t fully paying attention to the road for up to 30 seconds afterwards. So it’s still really dangerous even if you’re stopped when you look at your phone. If you need to check something on your phone, pull over.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

this especially applies to people with adhd. you know that symptom you may have heard of called “difficulty transitioning between tasks”? you don’t want piloting a ton or two of potential death to be the task you can’t mentally switch back to.

[i-am-the-oyster]