Carl Bernstein

#are we sure?#COMPLETELY sure?#beyond a reasonable doubt????#ask carl bernstein #nixonposting

My Fellow Americans,

I am not pregnant.

#important news!!!#something’s wrong with the president #not that there wasn’t before #it’s a new thing #ask carl bernstein

ok Google what to do if I'm coughing up blood

hey how do you feel about bob woodward and carl bernstein ? i hear they’re big fans of yours, they wrote a lot abt u

I will [redacted in the interest of U.S. national security].

@ask-woodward “I’m in danger, can I come over?”

Stay out in the rain you dog

Awh man 😔

yeah whimper and go where you belong

hey how do you feel about bob woodward and carl bernstein ? i hear they’re big fans of yours, they wrote a lot abt u

I will [redacted in the interest of U.S. national security].

@ask-woodward “I’m in danger, can I come over?”

Stay out in the rain you dog

Awh man 😔

hey how do you feel about bob woodward and carl bernstein ? i hear they’re big fans of yours, they wrote a lot abt u

I will [redacted in the interest of U.S. national security].

#I’m such a big fan…totallyyyy #you killed my wife with your lies and defamation #<- HUH #I missed something

@ask-woodward “I’m in danger, can I come over?”

#after the wedding too??#goddamn #ask carl bernstein #nixonposting

My Fellow Americans,

What does this mean?

rubber-garage

big fan of this part of The Powers that Be that says baby woodward thought JFK was gay

@ask-woodward

am I wrong. he’s literally. getting married to the dick tomorrow.

#yeah im bostonphobic.#<- I can tell

Yeah, well. They say it takes one to know one.

Dude when's your wedding

that's classified

In honor of America's 250th year after the divorce, @nixon-official and I are GETTING HITCHED TOMORROW!!! all are invited except for Kissinger, you sneaky little wet trout

I love you so much, Jack! 🥰🥰🥰

@ask-woodward, Lock in…

I am. Writing very diligently. Lovely opinion piece for this wedding.

#<- good thing you’re young #<- you thought I was an ‘old man’ before meeting me properly

Not what I meant but okay, fine.

rubber-garage

big fan of this part of The Powers that Be that says baby woodward thought JFK was gay

#it takes one to know one #homophobic & bostonphobic woodward #<- you’ve got the latter down

@ask-woodward

Dude when's your wedding

that's classified

In honor of America's 250th year after the divorce, @nixon-official and I are GETTING HITCHED TOMORROW!!! all are invited except for Kissinger, you sneaky little wet trout

I love you so much, Jack! 🥰🥰🥰