Eridan Ampora

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greetings landdwwellers

name's Eridan Ampora

and this is my ask blog

try askin me questions

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I wwanna be a moth

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she (@badlydrawnsharktamer ) sent me one of the photos of FrostyFest costumes

like, wwhy not?

She looks cool anywways

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♒♒♒

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>CA: hehe :]

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SW: Awwwwwwww

*Brenya's tail wags*

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*caligulasAquarium [CA] is smiling

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CS: Wwell, at least y'all are happy

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>CA: someday, you'll be happy too

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CS: My stupid lusus wwon't let me havve vviolet streaks in my hair

*Zavala lays down, crying*

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*catSense [CS] purrs her way to Zavala and turns into a cat and becomes a purring lil' cat loaf

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*Zavala sniffles, whimpering in sadness*

CS: I'll nevver havve vviolet streaks...

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*caligulasAquarium [CA] pets Zavala's hair

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>CA: hehe :]

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SW: Awwwwwwww

*Brenya's tail wags*

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*caligulasAquarium [CA] is smiling

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CS: Wwell, at least y'all are happy

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>CA: someday, you'll be happy too

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♒♒♒

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>CA: hehe :]

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SW: Awwwwwwww

*Brenya's tail wags*

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*caligulasAquarium [CA] is smiling

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>CA: howw in the actual fuck

>CA: the 'e' got in my tags

>CA: already got rid of it

>CA: my palmhusk is kinda wweird

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>CA: hehe :]

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SW: Awwwwwwww

*Brenya's tail wags*

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*caligulasAquarium [CA] is smiling

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>CA: hehe :]

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CA: wweddin photo that bre found in our photo book

//Thank you to my friend Anna for making this last night after my anxiety levels skyrocketed

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: y O u [2] l Ook [happy]!

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CA: wwe wwere really happy that day

*Eridan smiles*

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>AA: [JoyfulExpression.gif]

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CC: Awwwwwwww! 38D

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>CA: howw nice

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CA: Squeak squeak squeak!

(ask me anythin)

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CA: wwhat the fuck are you

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>CA: a grub

>CA: wwoww

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>CA: help me

>CA: my matesprit and my purrbeast companion lay down on me

>CA: I cant evven movve

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CA: me wwith my matesprit

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>TA: what the hell ii2 thii2

>TA: where2 ED

///yup, that's Sollux of my dreams xD

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>CA: sol

>CA: im kinda havvin a good day actually

>CA: you?

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Caprin Manoki ♑

//she was Infell, but I changed her name

[nyaar0n]

trick or treat

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///WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAH

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CA: wwhy did i ask about dyein my hair

CA: noww bre wwants to dye it fuckin RAINBOWW

CA: i dont wwanna

CA: help

[taurine-bull]

>TB: who said... RAINBOWS?!

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CA: bre did

*Eridan folds his arms*

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>TB: by the way, name's Colori

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CA: nice to meet ya

CA: im eridan ampora

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>DC: hII

>DC: IIm ColorII's sIIster, LucIIll IIvoree

>DC: nice to meet you

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CA: nice to meet you too

*Eridan ruffles his hair nervously*

CA: yall wwanna meet bre

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>DC: aIIght

[taurine-bull]

>TB: sure!

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*Brenya walks up to Eridan, holding bottles of hair dye in every color of the rainbow*

SW: Hi! I'm Brenya!

[taurine-bull]

>TB: RAINBOWS!

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>DC: mIInd my sIIster.. she just loves raIInbows..

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SW: Me too! That's why I'm giving my husband rainbow hair!

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>DC: IIt can take a lot of tIIme

>DC: ColorII's haIIr IIs naturally blond

>DC: mIIne IIs not purely black

>DC: IIt has red hIIghlIIghts

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SW: Mine's naturally blonde too!

SW: Eridan's is naturally black though

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way

>TB: we weren't actually trolls

>TB: but cryptids

>TB: I should find that one photo to prove that

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SW: I was originally just a wolf pup

SW: Now, where did my sweet husband go so I can dye his hair?

[taurine-bull]

>TB: idk

*taurineBull [TB] shrugged

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CA: wwhy me

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>TB: huh?

*taurineBull [TB] looked around, but Lucill stopped her

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CA: wwhy did i agree to do this

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>DC: ...

*duochromeCaffeine [DC] released her sister

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AG: Um, what's going on here?

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>DC: oh?

>DC: who are you may be?

>DC: call me LucIIll

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AG: I'm Vriska

AG: Vriska Serket

[taurine-bull]

>TB: hiya!

>TB: I'm Colori!

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AG: Hello there! ::::)

[taurine-bull]

>TB: B>

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SW: Eri, come on

SW: I got the dye ready

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*aerodynamicChemicals [AC] in the background:

>AC: m∆kΣ surΣ λour dλΣ doΣsn't cont∆in ∆nλ chΣmic∆ls!

///she's bit obsessed with that >-<

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//It's fine ^^

SW: I will, don't worry

*Brenya's tail wags*

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>AC: I bΣliΣvΣ in λou!

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*Eridan sighs nervously*

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>CA: there's nothin you're afraid of

>CA: I knoww you can take it

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CA: are you sure

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>CA: I am vvery sure

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CA: howw do you knoww

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>CA: to be fair, my hair has been dyed more than once.

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>CA: I dyed the part of my hair that is purple

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CA: does it hurt

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>CA: it depends on wwhich hair dye is used and wwhat type of hair. But mostly: it doesn't hurt.

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*Eridan sighs*

CA: wwhy did bre havve to choose RAINBOWW of all things though

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>CA: I can't answwer that question tho

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SW: I can though!

SW: Because rainbows are pretty, duh!

SW: It's pastel rainbow colors at that!

*Brenya's tail wags*

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>AA: [ R A I N B O W S ] !?

>AA: o t Her [Eridan Ampora] wi LL be a [Walking RAINBOW] aftEr tha T!

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SW: Yep! He'll be so beautiful!

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>CG: THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

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SW: Trying to convince my husband to let me give him rainbow hair!

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>CG: AIN'T MY PROBLEM

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CA: oh hi other kar

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>TA: what ii2 goiing on

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CA: bre is tryin to dye my hair rainboww

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*catSense [CS] purrs her way to the group

>CS: miau

>CS: oh god

>CS: a lot of trolls

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CA: i knoww

[genocidalatrocity]

>GA: its overwhelming

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CA: yeah it is

[ask-psionic-savior]

>𝙿𝚂: 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚢𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒𝚝

>𝙿𝚂: 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚎

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CA: yeah

CA: and bre wwants to dye my hair rainboww

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*psionicSavior [PS] shrugged

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*Eridan sighs*

CA: i dont wwanna but fine i guess

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>𝙿𝚂: 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔

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SW: Trust me, he's gonna be ADORABLE!

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>𝙿𝚂: 𝚘𝚑, 𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚒𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚎

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*Brenya smiles, applying the dye into Eridan's hair*

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*everyone is watching this quietly

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*She finishes & kisses Eridan on the cheek*

SW: There, all done

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>BH: holy meow

>BH: other Eridan looks cool w/ rainbow hair

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CA: wwhat

CA: really

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>BH: yup

>BH: ^^

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CA: can i see it

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>BH: there's a mirror beside you

>BH: but where did the 2 Eridan go?

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CC: I don't know 38(

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>CA: huh?

>CA: im here

*caligulasAquarium [CA] waved