2ollux Captor

bee2 knee2 *You've began pestering twinArmageddons [TA]*

[ask-twin-armageddons]

holy heck, ii2 thii2 a new 2iite ED wa2 talkiing about?

[ask-erigrub]

CA: Squeak squeak squeak!

(ask me anythin)

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhat the fuck are you

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: a grub

>CA: wwoww

[ask-erigrub]

CA: squeak!

(hi)

[doctorsteapot]

>DT: hi there

>DT: what a pretty little grub y0u are

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan giggles*

CA: squeak!

(thanks)

[doctorsteapot]

*doctorsTeapot [DT] gently pets grub Eridan

[analog-aquatic]

*analogAquatic [AA] is currently dying from cuteness

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan smiles*

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: *whispering* what a [pretty] gR ub

[ask-erigrub]

CA: squeak squeak!

(thank you)

*Grub Eridan giggles*

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: a little Purridan

>CS: how cute is that?

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan hides behind you*

CA: squeak!

(help)

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: hm? I'm not going to eat you

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan looks over at Other Eridan, who is holding scissors*

CA: no no no

*Grub Eridan hisses at Other Eridan*

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: hey

>CS: you're scaring the little one >∆<

[asktheseadweller]

CA: he needs a trim

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: hm..

[doctorsteapot]

>DT: he needs s0mething t0 distract

[asktheseadweller]

CA: howw do ya distract a baby though

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: doe2 anyone have a toy?

>TA: iim 2ure JN ha2 2ome

[ask-erigrub]

CA: Squeak squeak squeak!

(ask me anythin)

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhat the fuck are you

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: a grub

>CA: wwoww

[ask-erigrub]

CA: squeak!

(hi)

[doctorsteapot]

>DT: hi there

>DT: what a pretty little grub y0u are

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan giggles*

CA: squeak!

(thanks)

[doctorsteapot]

*doctorsTeapot [DT] gently pets grub Eridan

[analog-aquatic]

*analogAquatic [AA] is currently dying from cuteness

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan smiles*

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: *whispering* what a [pretty] gR ub

[ask-erigrub]

CA: squeak squeak!

(thank you)

*Grub Eridan giggles*

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: a little Purridan

>CS: how cute is that?

[ask-erigrub]

*Grub Eridan hides behind you*

CA: squeak!

(help)

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: hm? I'm not going to eat you

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: ED a2 a grub?

>TA: he look2 2mall liike my bee grub 2olare

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: my friiend took thii2 test and thii2 wa2 on theiir 2creen

>TA: lo and behold, they're Gemra

[greenn3phrite]

THEYRE JERMA??????????

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: maybe

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: my friiend took thii2 test and thii2 wa2 on theiir 2creen

>TA: lo and behold, they're Gemra

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I'm Aquaga!

*Brenya's tail wags*

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: heh

>TA: tiime two po2t that thiing here

>TA: http://hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/aboutaspects.php

>TA: bruh

>TA: that thiing for fuck2 2ake

>TA: why iit wont work

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: my friiend took thii2 test and thii2 wa2 on theiir 2creen

>TA: lo and behold, they're Gemra

[askthebroadcasthijacker]

found this in my gallery

who used my phone

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: def not me

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: what the hell ii2 thii2

>TA: where2 ED

///yup, that's Sollux of my dreams xD

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: sol

>CA: im kinda havvin a good day actually

>CA: you?

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: iit2 fiine

[asktheseadweller]

CA: same ovver here

*Eridan's still admiring his new look in the mirror*

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: holy 2hiit, you look cool

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: what the hell ii2 thii2

>TA: where2 ED

///yup, that's Sollux of my dreams xD

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: sol

>CA: im kinda havvin a good day actually

>CA: you?

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: iit2 fiine

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: what the hell ii2 thii2

>TA: where2 ED

///yup, that's Sollux of my dreams xD

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i ask about dyein my hair

CA: noww bre wwants to dye it fuckin RAINBOWW

CA: i dont wwanna

CA: help

[taurine-bull]

>TB: who said... RAINBOWS?!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: bre did

*Eridan folds his arms*

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way, name's Colori

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet ya

CA: im eridan ampora

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: hII

>DC: IIm ColorII's sIIster, LucIIll IIvoree

>DC: nice to meet you

[asktheseadweller]

CA: nice to meet you too

*Eridan ruffles his hair nervously*

CA: yall wwanna meet bre

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: aIIght

[taurine-bull]

>TB: sure!

[asktheseawolf]

*Brenya walks up to Eridan, holding bottles of hair dye in every color of the rainbow*

SW: Hi! I'm Brenya!

[taurine-bull]

>TB: RAINBOWS!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: mIInd my sIIster.. she just loves raIInbows..

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Me too! That's why I'm giving my husband rainbow hair!

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: IIt can take a lot of tIIme

>DC: ColorII's haIIr IIs naturally blond

>DC: mIIne IIs not purely black

>DC: IIt has red hIIghlIIghts

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Mine's naturally blonde too!

SW: Eridan's is naturally black though

[taurine-bull]

>TB: by the way

>TB: we weren't actually trolls

>TB: but cryptids

>TB: I should find that one photo to prove that

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I was originally just a wolf pup

SW: Now, where did my sweet husband go so I can dye his hair?

[taurine-bull]

>TB: idk

*taurineBull [TB] shrugged

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy me

[taurine-bull]

>TB: huh?

*taurineBull [TB] looked around, but Lucill stopped her

[asktheseadweller]

CA: wwhy did i agree to do this

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: ...

*duochromeCaffeine [DC] released her sister

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Um, what's going on here?

[duochrome-caffeine]

>DC: oh?

>DC: who are you may be?

>DC: call me LucIIll

[askthespidergirl]

AG: I'm Vriska

AG: Vriska Serket

[taurine-bull]

>TB: hiya!

>TB: I'm Colori!

[askthespidergirl]

AG: Hello there! ::::)

[taurine-bull]

>TB: B>

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Eri, come on

SW: I got the dye ready

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

*aerodynamicChemicals [AC] in the background:

>AC: m∆kΣ surΣ λour dλΣ doΣsn't cont∆in ∆nλ chΣmic∆ls!

///she's bit obsessed with that >-<

[asktheseawolf]

//It's fine ^^

SW: I will, don't worry

*Brenya's tail wags*

[aerodynamic-chemicals]

>AC: I bΣliΣvΣ in λou!

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs nervously*

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: there's nothin you're afraid of

>CA: I knoww you can take it

[asktheseadweller]

CA: are you sure

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I am vvery sure

[asktheseadweller]

CA: howw do you knoww

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: to be fair, my hair has been dyed more than once.

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I dyed the part of my hair that is purple

[asktheseadweller]

CA: does it hurt

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: it depends on wwhich hair dye is used and wwhat type of hair. But mostly: it doesn't hurt.

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sighs*

CA: wwhy did bre havve to choose RAINBOWW of all things though

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I can't answwer that question tho

[asktheseawolf]

SW: I can though!

SW: Because rainbows are pretty, duh!

SW: It's pastel rainbow colors at that!

*Brenya's tail wags*

[analog-aquatic]

>AA: [ R A I N B O W S ] !?

>AA: o t Her [Eridan Ampora] wi LL be a [Walking RAINBOW] aftEr tha T!

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Yep! He'll be so beautiful!

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

[asktheseawolf]

SW: Trying to convince my husband to let me give him rainbow hair!

[ask-the-carcinogeneticist]

>CG: AIN'T MY PROBLEM

[asktheseadweller]

CA: oh hi other kar

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: what ii2 goiing on

[ask-twin-armageddons]

50 po2t2!

keep goiin

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: ii feel fucked up

>TA: @doctorsteapot

>TA: help me

[doctorsteapot]

>DT: tell me

>DT: what happened

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: ii thiink ii fell iill

[doctorsteapot]

>DT: underst00d

>DT: I can advise y0u to stay at h0me, n0t g0 0ut and drink h0t tea

>DT: its the least I can d0 f0r y0u

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: aiight

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: ii feel fucked up

>TA: @doctorsteapot

>TA: help me

[doctorsteapot]

>DT: tell me

>DT: what happened

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: ii thiink ii fell iill

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: ii feel fucked up

>TA: @doctorsteapot

>TA: help me

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: finally

>CA: I feel alivve!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: oh thank cod youre okay

CA: bre wwas wworried

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I can breathe easy noww

[askthebroadcasthijacker]

>BH: thank god you're alive

>BH: I hope you're feeling alright

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: my tiimeliine ED ii2 back

*twinArmageddons [TA] is quite happy

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: yeah yeah, hehe

[ask-cat-sense]

>CS: miau

>CS: my sea dweller moirail is back!

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: yeah

*caligulasAquarium [CA] hugged catSense [CS]

[asktheseawolf]

*bre's tail wags vigorously*

SW: YOU'RE OKAY!!! AWOOOOOOO!!!

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

*caligulasAquarium [CA] is smiling

[asktheseadweller]

CA: aww

[ask-psionic-savior]

>𝙿𝚂: 𝙴𝙳𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: yeah and noww bre is givvin him more attention than she is wwith me

CA: as long as shes happy though i guess

*Eridan's fins lower a little*

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

*caligulasAquarium [CA] noticed how sad the other is and decided to hug him

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan lays his head on your shoulder, whimpering*

CA: i thought she lovved me...

CA: guess that wwas just a false hope too...

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: hey there noww

>CA: don't think that it wwas a false hope

>CA: maybe she's just friendly

*caligulasAquarium [CA] pets the other's back

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan sniffles a little, trying not to cry*

CA: shes nevver been this attached before though...

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: oh..

>CA: I knoww howw that feels

>CA: wwhen your significant other is attached to someone, not givvin you enough attention

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan starts tearing up*

CA: my wwolfie...

[ask-cat-sense]

*catSense [CS] sees this, runs over to the sea dwellers, and gives them a hug

>CS: miau?

>CS: don't be blue, other Purridan

>CS: we'll be always on your side

>CS: no matter what

[asktheseadweller]

*Eridan's still crying a little*

CA: thanks...

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: @asktheseawolf

>TA: give your hu2band 2ome attentiion

>TA: he need2 iit

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: finally

>CA: I feel alivve!

[asktheseadweller]

CA: oh thank cod youre okay

CA: bre wwas wworried

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

>CA: I can breathe easy noww

[askthebroadcasthijacker]

>BH: thank god you're alive

>BH: I hope you're feeling alright

[ask-twin-armageddons]

>TA: my tiimeliine ED ii2 back

*twinArmageddons [TA] is quite happy