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we're not kids anymore.
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@ask-camp-mayonnaise
We've instored a new reward system for Paul Newman (Ponyboy) because he's been feeling weak and unwell during activities.
So now, whenever he finishes a water bottle or eats a plate of food, he's rewarded with a sticker. If he gets 25 stickers by the end of the week (2 water bottles a day and 3 meals a day for 5 days), he gets to watch a movie during the weekend.
-Managenent (Darry)
Does camp mayo get overtaken by memes some years? Like this year my camp was covered in Neddohs and last year all I heard was either the cup song or " ✨️🍦🌙mOonBEan IcEcrEAm🌙🍦✨️
How, memes are huge. Biggest one rn is 67, and we almost banned the phrase (but banning it doesn't work, not because of the kids, but bc of the monitors)
We also still hear nyan itchi ni san nyan arrigato and other memes from time to time
How sleep deprived are you guys?
That's... Not a question you want us to answer.
We go out for ice cream at 10pm, we're still up making food at midnight, and we're up at 7am. We're EXTREMELY sleep deprived.
Donald (Steve) takes naps during the day around the pool.
Superman and Zeus (Darry and Dally) work off of caffeine. Like, I haven't seen them drink water in weeks.
Almost everyone drinks coffee, just Mickey (Soda) doesn't drink it, but we're trying to subdue him.
Sleep is suggestive, as in its suggested you do it, but whether you sleep or not you still have to work
Someone got into the base during the weekend and stole a bunch of personal items. We don't have any clue who it is, but there's a lot of items that have been misplaced and stolen. We've also found a pair of socks that don't belong to anyone else.
-Superman, management
How's new management holding up??
Superman (Darry): Well, most of the management quit and so I'm the oldest employee and got promoted against my will. We don't have a director yet, but we work closely with the counsil. They don't last very long, I wonder why...
Donald Duck (Steve): The lake's empty.
Superman (Darry): What?
Donald: Lake's empty.
So it turns out that one of the wooden planks on the dam broke and now the artificial lake is more like... a really muddy muddle. We could cross the lake on feet.
A fucking school bus fell into the ditches on the main road... sigh... how's your Friday going?
Donald Duck (Steve): The lake's empty.
Superman (Darry): What?
Donald: Lake's empty.
So it turns out that one of the wooden planks on the dam broke and now the artificial lake is more like... a really muddy muddle. We could cross the lake on feet.
I think I should know better than to complain about my camp after hearing about yall. I'm a counselor, and I thought my kids ( and fellow counselors ) are crazy......
Anyways, something happened last year that I can see happening with Goofy
- little girl" yeah my dad died"
- my friend who just walked into the room" BIGGLE CLASS!"
I'm sure there's more crap I've hear and written down but I just knew that seems like something that would happen to tw- I mean Goofy.
- Comet of Camp Hooty
Goofy (Two-Bit): Oh man, if you knew how many times stuff like that happened to me...
Donald (Steve): We actually keep a Holy Bible of moments that happened that were iconic. Like an explosion in the kitchen that burned our cook's eyebrows, a kid running away, a multide of phrases that came out wrong...
Goofy: You came out wrong.
Donald: During Pride Month? Really?
Mickey Mouse (Soda): We have so many storytimes. Oh, like that one time we climbed on the roof of the chalet!
Goofy: or when we put our harness on the wrong way and did the Mission Impossible pf the rock climbing wall, lol
Summer just started and already there's trouble.... sighhhh.....
Mickey (Soda): Hey, can't spell summer without trouble!
Superman (Darry): You can when you're not dyslexic.
Goofy (Two-Bit): Oh, it's only just the beginning...
Donald Duck (Steve): HEY! WE BANNED ITCHING POWDER LAST SUMMER!
Superman: I want a break already...
Mickey Mouse (Soda): I've been unfairly accused of placing balloon animals in Superman's (Darry's) office. JUST because I bought them and accidentally proved I could make a balloon dog, now they think I was the one who put all the balloon dogs in his office. Well riddle me this- the office was locked, so how did I get in? If they cannot prove I was able to get inside of the office if it was locked, they cannot accuse me.
got a letter saying they needed new management for next summer
Yeah, I expected as much. I don't know yet who's coming back, some people had a really bad experience. I'll be back, for sure!
-Mickey
Zeus (Dally): I feel bad for the poor bastard who's gonna take over and will have to deal with our shit.
Goofy (Two-bit): Dude, if he's even 5% more competent than the last director, we'll lose our jobs!
Zeus: Shit! Well, I never liked this job anyways.
got a letter saying they needed new management for next summer
Yeah, I expected as much. I don't know yet who's coming back, some people had a really bad experience. I'll be back, for sure!
-Mickey
Week 8 is over, but hold on! We got a surprise for you!!
There's a final week 9! This summer was supposed to be only 8 weeks but we saw some demand for another week of summer camp. Can't wait to see y'all!
So only 5 kids showed up....
Week 8 is over, but hold on! We got a surprise for you!!
There's a final week 9! This summer was supposed to be only 8 weeks but we saw some demand for another week of summer camp. Can't wait to see y'all!
No!!!! My sunscreen exploded all over in my backpack!! 😭
-Mickey Mouse
Things you don't ask a camp monitor:
Their real name
How much sleep they got
How much caffeine they drank
Which kid is their favorite
When was the last time they showered
Get ready for week 7! Only two more to go before the summer's over!
Paul Newman (Pony's) gonna be taking over the account!
A little breakdown of week 6: a lot of the monitors got sick or were on leave so we had people come help out, notably Football (Paul), Rocket (Sylvia) and Sunset (Cherry)! Also, there was a problem with so the toilets and the water was shut down for a while.
Superman (Darry's) on vacay, so let's try not to burn everything down!