Ask Zee Captain!

[ Romantically Apocalyptic Askblog! ] HAIL ZEE CAPTAIN! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The other beautiful askblogs: ASK ZEE ENGINEER: ASK MR SNIPPY: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What is Romantically Apocalyptic? Who is odd being with the purple lenses? Why is he so irresistably delicious? I don't claim to own RA, so go check out the amazing person who does, and answer (almost) all of your questions by clicking the image below and reading the comics!

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Aaaaand We’re back!

Ze Intern calls to Zee minions! If you are a goer to Toronto’s FanExpo September 3-6 With Cyanide and Happiness (Look for us under Zee Captain on the Con map or join the facebook event Vitaly created here)

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I just noticed you and Stalky have the SAME GOGGLES COLOR. Unless I'm colorblind and don't even know it...

BAD NEWS, FRIENDMEIN GOGGLES ARE PURPLE!FOR IT IS ZEE COLOUR OF ROYALTY, YES!

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If you put a banana and an orange in the same room, what kind of socks will George Washington wear on his ears to meet Napoleon Bonaparte at 4 o'clock on a Saturday for afternoon tea in the garden? I'm sure a smart and glorious being such as yourself can figure the answer out.

OF COURSE! PRUNES! :D

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Can I wear your hat!?

>:(

NO

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Captain: "TODAY! ON CASH CAB!" Snippy: "Why is it always m--" Pilot: "I LOVE THIS GAMe OoMGOsh EEEEEE!" Snippy & Engie :  -SIGH-

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THIS SHOW IS GOOD WAY TO PERFORM THE TEST OF THE MINIONS! WHAT QUESTIONS WOULD YOU HAVE ASKED? COME AND ASK AS THOUGH CAPTEIN IS CONTESTANT (NOT PUNY CONTESTANT, BUT CONTESTANT OF MUCH WIN AND MAYBE 172% CAPTEIN-Y.5

<<I know, I've been gone a while... but hey... does this maybe make up for it? ♥ -Ash>>

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<<psssst... I'm streaming in a few minutes... teehee! http://www.livestream.com/ashflowerx >>

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Hello, Captain! This is a bit of a legal question so please forward this to alexiuss when you get the chance. If you are familiar with the SCP Foundation (If not, google! :D), I am planning on writing a SCP article on the moist delicious Captain! But of course, I need your permission beforehand. I'll send you the article when I finish it and before that if you wish. My SCP Foundation username is Zetaprime9699 if your deliciousness wishes to contact me. Thanks in advance, and stay delicious.

((Sounds brilliant! I asked alexxius (Vitaly) and he said "go for it! I'd love to have an SCP article about Captain! :)" so I guess that's the go ahead! Send me a link and stuff when you're done doing it etc and I'll forward that over too and stuff :) in future please try to message me without anon on and then I can give you an easier way to contact me. :) good luck, have fun!))

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Captein, have you died?! D:

((NO! This blog will be kicking up some more dust very soon! I'm afraid I have this wonderful thing called uni and it's eating up my time with 5 days a week, plus a lovely thing called a part time job that eats up any other spare time :') I'LL BE BACK SOON! KEEP THINE EYES PEELED! <3 ))I'M SURE I MUST HAVE ONCE OR TWICE. BUT IZ OKAY! ZEE CAPTEIN IS TOO GLORIOUS TO SUBMIT TO SUCH A SILLY THING 

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what does the black hole taste like?? rainbow? lizard's tears? cloudy sunsets?

ZESTY BUTTERFLY TEARS

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why your mask was in Snippy's bag?

WHY WAS SNIPPY'S BAG AROUND MEIN MASK?

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((Reblog.. look how I started off this blog like! :o shocking.))

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((worstcase requested "Captain growing a plant that eats ANNET drones")) WHAT A SPLENDIFEROUS IDEA, MEIN MINION! BITEY BITEY, NOW BUZZY BUZZY SHALL BUZZ OFF! I REQUIRE MORE SOCKS! MINIONS, TO WORK!

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((Requests I did for people who came on the livestream..! C:))

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((Stream over! Well, I'll be going back on and doing some more work on one of the requests, but I won't be taking any long requests again tonight! The work I did for people will be posted shortly! ♥))

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((SO I’m awful but it’s half term and I love y’all so I know it’s short notice but I’ll be livestreaming soon… let me make it up to y’all, I’ll do some requests if there’s like 10 or so of you in the room?? :) ))

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http://www.livestream.com/ashflowerx ((Because I'm smart and do things like not include links for lazy people ♥))

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((SO I'm awful but it's half term and I love y'all so I know it's short notice but I'll be livestreaming soon... let me make it up to y'all, I'll do some requests if there's like 10 or so of you in the room?? :) ))

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Captain? Where are youuu? D:

MILES OF CLICKS AWAY IN THE LAND OF THE-AUTHOR-OF-THIS-BLOG-HAS-A-LEVELS!

((I love you all I'm so crap wah))