Ask Chahut

[froyotrolls]

((Sup! I’ve had this blog for a while now and I never thought to promo it! 

This blog is just my fantrolls and such. I do on here and I try to tag everything accordingly. My main trolls are wihlen, kaidra, and peales… 

so I’m gonna tag some of my friends I guess.))

((If you want to be untagged, pls message me.))

@ask-kanis-crew @ask-zereth-s4lz4r @ask-the-troll-boys @lame-troll-squad @veggie-trolls 

[theadventurousjadetroll]

Promo!

please help this blog get some members. Its my first time getting a sideblog and its also will be a first time that it will be a rp blog and a ask blog. Its not much, but I want to make this blog a hit.

@why-is-daraya-in-detention

@whyisshebloodthirsty

@ask-the-bronze-singer

@ask-the-information-specialist

@maeaxe

@ask-chahut-maenad

Promo!! :3

[anxious-jadeblood]

Hello…

I’m Ornelia Errohs, it’s ver¥ nice to meet ¥ou all…

So, i was told by a friend that I should tr¥ and be more sociable, so I’ll be here doing some stuff and… Well, socializing.

Hope we can become good friends.

@veggie-trolls

[veggie-trolls]

! Hello !! Welcome to the blog !

! I’m Conius, (( Kaw-nee-uhs )) but you can call me Coni ((Kaw-nee)) if you’d like !

… My friends are a little, itsy bitsy bit late … (( because the mun is too lazy to redo their sprites and their current ones are outdated ))

. But they wanted me to start things up, so here i am .

! I hope that’s okay !

[ask-chahut-maenad]

What do you think of jade bloods?

funky liTTle Things… don’T see much of ‘em ‘cause They’re all Trapped in The caverns, ya feel?

greenies don’T really deserve whaT They goT goin’ for Them… buT aT leasT They’re able To escape every once in awhile. for now…

…

i Think They’re real moTherfuckin’ cuTe.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

Have you ever consider taking up dance Chahut?

aT one poinT, yeah. when i was buT a few days ouTTa Trials. 

shiT didn’T go well.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

UM I want... Kiss you yes

ThaT’s cuTe.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

Marv really out there talking like a 14 y/o gamer huh

yah.

you’re acTin’ like ThaT’s a bad Thing.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

Would you ever consider having someone in a quadrant? If so, which one?

dunno, really… i’m so close To bein’ exiled i don’T Think i’d have Time To make any meaningful relaTionships, you feel?

buT i s’pose i’d like To be able To experience red ‘n’ pale. maybe i’ll geT To ThaT poinT ouT in space. maybe i won’T. iT ain’T much of a big deal for me.

i leave iT all in The messiahs’ hands now. whaTever happens, i’ll aT leasT know They wish iT be.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

hey chahut can you teach us how to scrapbook?? WE WANT TO DOCUMENT LIKE YOU but we aren't that good at it. ~ ask -the-clown-twins

shiT, i’m always up To leT a moTherfucker or Two in on The mirThful crafT. 

This shiT all sTarTs wiTh a corpse, a camera, an’ an empTy scrapbook. you goT any of which handy?

@ask-the-clown-twins

[ask-the-clown-twins]

OH WE MOST CERTAINTLY HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS!!! we’ve been preparing for a while. 

[the twins hold up an empty scrapbook that’s covered in purple glitter and in wonky sticker letters reads ‘Barzum and Bailzi Soleil’s Scrapbook Extravaganza’. they seem very proud in their creation. they then peer at each other]

UhHhH…dOeS tHe CoRpSe HaVe To Be…NeW????

[they tilt their heads like confused barkbeasts]

[ask-chahut-maenad]

naw, The corpse can be as old as dirT, iT don’T maTTer so long as ya wanT To add iT To your scrapbook.

now all you goTTa do is Take a phoTo of iT. use as many angles as ya please, pose wiTh iT if you like, whaTever sings your praise. Then once you’re done and have chosen The picTure ya like The mosT, you geT To do The fun sTuff.

Throw iT onTo The firsT empTy page an’ sTick IT There wiTh anyThin’ your liTTle blood pushers desire. glue, sTickers, Tape, gliTTer, anyThin’ you wanT. leT The godly flow of creaTiviTy pour from wiThin you, and your jusT creaTion will be seT for any oTher addiTion you mighT wanT To place nexT onTo The page.

really, The conTenTs of your scrapbook are enTirely up To you. you mighT even sTick several versions of The same phoTo on one page if you so wish.

[ask-the-clown-twins]

[the twins return with the same book as before, except now that thing looks STUFFED, and glitter is literally pouring out of it with each step they take. They open up to a page and stand on their tippy toes to show it to Chahut. It seems like a thank you page of sorts, with stickers and all sorts of shit on there. In the middle is a selfie of the twins with her name spelt out in rainbow blood behind them. 

Oh yeah, that shit is some pure juggalo art.]

It’S fOr YoU!!!

[ask-chahut-maenad]

for me...?

[She looks quite touched! It isn’t often she’s gifted anything at all, and such a gift being something that the two had put so much effort in made the it all the more special.]

you boTh did wonderfully... i’ve never seen such a blessed concocTion. i believe you may even surpass myself in The craft.

i’ll cherish This mosT mirThful a gifT for The resT of my sweeps. 

[ask-chahut-maenad]

While were on the subhect of betrayal, how would you react to seeing one of your quadmates betrayed and ultimately curled or exiled for their crimes against the empire?

…uh. i Think you up an’ senT This To The wrong blog, moTherfucker.

i ain’T goT any quads.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

Lady Chahut, would you be able to cull someone for me?

…mm, i could.

buT i ain’T normally one To cull for a moTherfucker i don’T know. guess iT’d have To depend. 

who you up an’ wanT dead?

[ask-chahut-maenad]

What do you think about Marvus?

a blessed broTher in painT… mosT excellenT an example for Those who follow The faiTh. 

wish he’d come by The church more ofTen, Though. haven’T caughT much sighT of him as of laTe.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

Chahut can I have a hug? I've been dealing really bad lately and I just really love you, you're so awesome

‘course…

i’m always open for a mirThful moTherfuckin’ embrace.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

hey chahut can you teach us how to scrapbook?? WE WANT TO DOCUMENT LIKE YOU but we aren't that good at it. ~ ask -the-clown-twins

shiT, i’m always up To leT a moTherfucker or Two in on The mirThful crafT. 

This shiT all sTarTs wiTh a corpse, a camera, an’ an empTy scrapbook. you goT any of which handy?

@ask-the-clown-twins

[ask-the-clown-twins]

OH WE MOST CERTAINTLY HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS!!! we’ve been preparing for a while. 

[the twins hold up an empty scrapbook that’s covered in purple glitter and in wonky sticker letters reads ‘Barzum and Bailzi Soleil’s Scrapbook Extravaganza’. they seem very proud in their creation. they then peer at each other]

UhHhH…dOeS tHe CoRpSe HaVe To Be…NeW????

[they tilt their heads like confused barkbeasts]

[ask-chahut-maenad]

naw, The corpse can be as old as dirT, iT don’T maTTer so long as ya wanT To add iT To your scrapbook.

now all you goTTa do is Take a phoTo of iT. use as many angles as ya please, pose wiTh iT if you like, whaTever sings your praise. Then once you’re done and have chosen The picTure ya like The mosT, you geT To do The fun sTuff.

Throw iT onTo The firsT empTy page an’ sTick IT There wiTh anyThin’ your liTTle blood pushers desire. glue, sTickers, Tape, gliTTer, anyThin’ you wanT. leT The godly flow of creaTiviTy pour from wiThin you, and your jusT creaTion will be seT for any oTher addiTion you mighT wanT To place nexT onTo The page.

really, The conTenTs of your scrapbook are enTirely up To you. you mighT even sTick several versions of The same phoTo on one page if you so wish.

[ask-chahut-maenad]

hey chahut can you teach us how to scrapbook?? WE WANT TO DOCUMENT LIKE YOU but we aren't that good at it. ~ ask -the-clown-twins

shiT, i’m always up To leT a moTherfucker or Two in on The mirThful crafT. 

This shiT all sTarTs wiTh a corpse, a camera, an’ an empTy scrapbook. you goT any of which handy?

@ask-the-clown-twins

[ask-chahut-maenad]

That's why my friend anon, you should fear the grand highblood just imagine his height to caress our precious chahut

// youre right and you should say it!! ghb is one tall mf  lmfaoo 

what kinda milk he drinkin