Sleep Is A Myth

Mumbling to your elusive Space Wizard

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[miamaimania]

“Choupatte” (2014) ❋ Claude Lalanne — patinated bronze

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[segamascott]

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[argumate]

who is being harassed here, is it the elves (not pictured)

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[pancakeke]

[myrfing]

blogging

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[angelicguy]

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this