Choatix Detective Agency!

“Vector! The phone’s ringing!”

[ask-chaotix]

(Hello! Good morning, afternoon, and/or evening. I…don’t really know what to say. lol.)

(This is simply just an ask blog about the daily lives of the Chaotix Detective Agency in this aged up au.)

(You can send asks and rp if you’d like.)

(No nsfw)

(No spamming)

(No giving Espio milk…seriously)

(Enjoy!)

…What? Oh, right! Hello! Name’s Vector. Vector the Detector! Welcome to the Chaotix Detective Agency! We are welcome to any and all questions and/or requests from you wonderful people…As long as we get paid.

No. There will be no payment if it’s simply something like a question…And nobody calls you that.

Yeah, no one calls you a ‘detector’, Vector

Ah, stay outta’ this, Charmy. Go play your video games or somethin’! Anyways, we are looking forward to anything you guys want to say!

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Hey Vector, if you want to stop paying money for bouquets, you can always grow your own flowers. It'll take a little money to set up initially, but it should be smooth sailing once done.

…Really? ‘Ey, Charmy! I’m gonna’ head over to the local garden center! You comin’?

Nah, I’m good!…Wait, garden center?

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Hey Guys!!! Happy Pride Month!!!! Hope You Guys Have A Wonderful Day!!!

…Say what? Pride Month? The heck is that?

*Charmy lets out a long, embarrassed sigh*

Vector, you know how you used to send me to stay with Nite and Don when I was younger?

Uh, yeah?

And you know how they’re with each other?

*Slowly, the dots start to connect*

OH, RIGHT! Uh, my bad. I’m sorta’ out of the loop nowadays.

Sorry for him. Happy pride and a great day to you too.

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Okay charmy lastly imagine an army of yourself vs Eggman

Hm…Oh, yeah. I’d totally kick his butt!—Well, me and the army of me’s.

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There could never be enough Charmys

While that is an incredibly true statement, I am a one-of-a-kind. Nobody’s more me than me.

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Charmy what if you had triplet brothers?

Like…if me and Espio had a third brother? Or if there was like, three of me? Either way, I. Am. NOT. Sharing ANY of my things.

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HEY VECTOR! Charmy sees you as his daaaaad😌

What the HECK, man?!

*Vector looks at Charmy with those teary parent eyes before trapping him in a hug*

Aw, kiddo’! I’m absolutely honored you think a’ me that way!

C-C’mon, Dad, stop it! You’re bein’ gross!

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Charmy, who’s your favorite member of the chaotix and why?

Hmmm…favorite member? Out of the three of us? Well, I guess Vector? He’s basically my dad now. The dad I never had…D-Don’t tell him I said that.

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Vector, if people came to your office asking for ice cream and cake and the reason was that clowns were giving out free cake and ice cream because they were hired by an anonymous benefactor claiming to be your father-in-law celebrating his grandchild on the way by throwing a surprise baby shower and over your agency's sign was a banner that read 'it's a girl!'....What would you do about all of that?

…Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Hold up. Father-in-law? Vanilla and I ain’t even-…Alright, whatever. Just gotta’ break the news to these people.

*Vector walks outside and sees Charmy asking people for money*

CHARMY!

Whaaat, Vector?

Stop charging these people!

Well, they wanna’ see the baby, Vector

THERE IS NO BABY!!

*The line of individuals lets out a unanimous groan of disbelief and disappointment before eventually leaving the agency*

…Geez.

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What is happening currently with Espio?

*Espio is taken into the camp of the Shinobi Clan, where he is thrown into a dungeon of sorts. Constant Jakat steps forward to the bars; a slightly disappointed look on his face*

Honestly, Espio…Iexpected more from you.

*He then begins to walk away*

Make sure to get comfortable, too! You’ll be staying here…for a while.

(So, so sorry it took this long to answer. I’ll try to be more consistent from now on. Also, happy pride month to all you gays… In the most respectful way I can say “you gays”)

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Vector, if you found another sign over your office's sign that read 'Come inside to smell like cat litter!'

But when anyone went inside they got covered in dust that makes you smell like cat litter AND cat nip which brings a bunch of cat nip hungry cats to the agency trying to get in?

Well…it SUCKS. For one thing. Seriously, first the monkey thing and now *this*…It’s just ridiculous. ‘Ey, Big, could you get outta’ here?! How did you even get in here?!

I was only lookin’ for Froggy. He ran off when I was taking a nap. He probably isn’t in here, though; so I’ll go.

*Big exits through the front door*

Sheesh…Dang it, where’s the mop?

*There’s a knock on the door*

WHAT?! What now??

Uh, Mr. Vector? There’s a bunch of cats out here and..they sound a bit angry.

I don’t care! Just…find a way to get ‘em away from my door!

Alright…

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Espio, what are you going to do!? You can't let him take Tangle and you!

Now, dear Espio. You must make a decision. Either give yourself up and we let your friend go…or you refuse. And you both die. Your choice.

…C’mon, Espio! We can take these guys, right?…Espio?

*He was breathing heavily; frantically looking around for any sort of escape*

I-…I can’t…

I take it you’ll be turning yourself in, then?

…Yes…

Good.

*Jakat snaps his fingers as a pair of chameleon emerge from the shadows and take Espio into the darkness*

Have fun getting back to…whatever hole you came out of, girl.

*He then leaves, along with the rest of the Shinobi Clan; leaving Tangle by herself*

Wh-…Hey, wait!…Gah! Dang it!

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Have any of you guys done something... Questionable during a time when rent was due and no cases were coming in?

Well…there was that one time a kid at Charmy’s school asked us to stay in his room while he was asleep to see if there were any monsters under his bed. Yes. All three of us.

To be fair, Vector; he was like, six.

Mmm…Yeah, I guess so. But, even so, s’not like he couldn’t have asked his parents to check for him or somethin’!

Alright, alright. Fine. Uh…Oh! Remember that one time when that one guy asked us to find his treasure at the bottom of the ocean, but it turned out to be one big April Fools prank?

…Yeah, Charmy. And I was actually just startin’ to forget before you went and made that lil’ comment…It’s all good though! We won’t be takin’ no more calls from anyone unless we have proof it’s an actual case!

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Guess What Team Chaotix? I Got You Money!! 💵💵💵💸💸💸

Money? As in…cold, hard cash? What’s the job ya’ want us to do for ya’?…Yes, we do ghost investigating, too.

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Hey Team Chaotix! I Am Big Fan Of You And Hope You Have More Cases In The Future

A fan, huh? Heheh. Well, that only makes sense. We’re quite frankly the best detectives around. If you ever need an investigation, we’re your guys to call!

…Actually, yeah. Vector’s right. We NEED the money.

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What happened to the previous bride of constant vigil?

…If you’re the constant…then where is-..

Oh, I presume you mean your mother? It just so happens that the Bride of Constant Vigil, or should I say, Bride of Constant Jakat…has fallen under an illness. Don’t you worry; she is getting the best medical attention that could be found. It is quite the shame, however. She won’t even be able to see her son before he is to be executed.

..Say WHAT?! Espio, could we hurry and stomp this guy so we can avoid dying?!

I-I…Tangle, I can’t find an opening to escape..

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Charmy this might be a bit of a weird question, but do you ever miss anything from your childhood?

Uhm…I dunno’? Maybe Vector not being on my back about everything all the time? Oh! I used to wear this helmet all the time, too. It’s probably in my room somewhere. I also used to have this bike that had training wheels on it…Don’t tell anyone I still don’t know how to ride a bike..

…I feel like I was kinda’ annoying when I was younger. Like some loudmouth who wouldn’t shut up. Meh, I could be wrong..