King of the Rats

[Mod called Charlie lol he/him] READ DA PINNED POST!! 🐀🍀🍻

[ask-charliekelly]

Hey-o! Charlie here!!

The gang totally threw me into this whole thing but uh, I'm Charlie and I'm the janitor at Paddy's pub. Can I have my cheese now?

Welcome to Charlie's weird little ask blog!!!

Asks are: CLOSED

Established things on the blog for referance:

- to Charlie this is one of those online QnA sites and the gang types and reads for him so my his responses may be slow!

- probably set at current time (s16) but not fixed

- My Charlie is a trans man because it's my ask blog my rules

- Charlie, Mac and Dennis have a weird throuple thing going on and Chardee sorta on the side (just to optimise) so you can ask the other character but only if it's about Charlie

- any posts not by Charlie are in this kind of text

RULES (important):

- don't be freaky <3 (no crazy NSFW, suggestive is fine, mod is a minor!!)

- Gore is okay to the same extent

- don't put me (mod) in compromising situations (Charlie may be offensive occasionally in line with the show but don't ask questions that probe dicey answers)

Don't be rude or break the rules I'll just delete your ask (or just if I don't want to answer it idk)

TAGS (subject to change):

#Charlie answers for any in character answers (Charlie never speaks in the tags, that's always me)

#Mod answers for any ooc answers from mod

#rat chats for anything not related to asks so just random things I have to say or announce whatever

Feel free to ask questions if anything is confusing :3

[extra info under cut]

Modddd intro :3

Hiya!! I'm,,, Charlie

I know, very confusing lol but funnily enough I got my name from this loser so maybe fitting??

So yeah I'm the only person running this blog and I mostly run on fumes and creative bursts at 2am so pls be patient!!

He/him

Other blogs: inactive by likes and follows from @zaxaz and most active is @gorebonk and DnP blog @phil-lestifer

Anyways HOPE YOU LIKE THE BLOG!!!

[ask-charliekelly]

Hey Charlie have you ever watched Jerma985? I think you’d like him.

I've never heard of him but Mac looked him up for me, I liked when he ate the bird

[ask-charliekelly]

Charlie pls set me up with Dennis x

Mac get out of my inbox

That's not me!

Hey! Stop hitting me! Well, stranger on the Internet, you can't have him he's mine

[ask-charliekelly]

Do you ever pretend you're a cat when you're rat bashing?

No because killing rats is sacred to me, I want to feel the weight of their deaths.

Also the fumes down there clock me out.

[ask-charliekelly]

How come you’re able to spell perfectly on here?

Mac types out for me! And I make Dennis check incase he's trying to trick me. Sometimes they conspire, though.

(P.S No we don't!)

They do

(We don't)

[ask-charliekelly]

Hey Charlie, what's your favourite movie? Any recommendations?

THUNDERGUN EXPRESS!!! It's literally the best movie ever cause they have guns and things explode and there's also some very artful dong,,,

But I really like the rocky movies (I tried to punch raw meat once and I nearly broke my finger) also top gun and predator and ratatouille

[ask-charliekelly]

When are you getting your autism diagnosis?

I don't even need one, dude. Dennis has a psycho... syc... Person brain degree and he said I have it so I guess I do!!

[ask-charliekelly]

How would you describe your friends

My friends are annoying, even the ones I'm banging, they just talk and talk and talk it drives me nuts *unintelligible groaning*

Sometimes they're alright though... And Frank's pretty funny

[ask-charliekelly]

APPARENTLY I MADE IT TO HOUSE TWITTER LMAO????

[ask-charliekelly]

do different colours of paint taste differently? and if so which colour has the best flavor?

Red tastes like red cheese wax, I don't like yellow cause it's all slimey. Oh! And blue tastes like window cleaner!

The best is green though cause it tastes all fresh, y'know?

[ask-charliekelly]

what’s ur fav cheese you’ve had, my personal favorite is mozzarella

Oh definitely cheddar cause you can eat it in portable cubes, I usually have little stack of them in my pockets for long trips.

Eating mozzarella is just like eating rubber, in a good way.

[ask-charliekelly]

hi charlie i hope you are having a good day today :)

Aw thanks, dude! You too!

[ask-charliekelly]

STOP DRINKING PAINT

OH I'M SORRY, IF THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO DRINK PAINT WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SALTY? I think I might be allergic though...

[ask-charliekelly]

would you kiss mac for a block of cheese?

I kiss Mac all the time but I'll definetly do it if there's cheese involved. Y'know, maybe I should start a cheese for kiss system. Does that make me a cheese prostitute?

[stampgwifeyera]

Wait you kiss mac all the time?

[ask-charliekelly]

Yeah! Unless I've been drinking paint, then he won't let me

[ask-charliekelly]

would you kiss mac for a block of cheese?

I kiss Mac all the time but I'll definetly do it if there's cheese involved. Y'know, maybe I should start a cheese for kiss system. Does that make me a cheese prostitute?

[ask-charliekelly]

do you like raccoons

Oh the big rats? Yeah sure! They're too fast to hit with my stick so I kinda just leave them to it, they love my garbage

[ask-charliekelly]

Hiii

I think it's really cool that you (the mod) got your name from Always Sunny. I've heard of a lot of trans people naming themselves after different works of art but it's usually media I don't know very well.

Always Sunny is my comfort show and it makes me really happy that someone is making it a permanent staple of their life.

Aww tysm for sharing I'm glad you like my name!! Charlie literally means the world to me :3