"Headpat-free zone"

Um, hello everybody! I'm Chihiro Fujisaki! I'd love to answer any questions you have so.. p-please send them in! header made by the lovely @/kinmiko, and icon made by @/drcelestia!

[ask-chihiro-please]

Be crimes do Gay

“YEEEEEAH!!”

[ask-chihiro-please]

So you're a top then?

“Now I didn’t say THAT. I didn’t say that.”

A wild Twix appears!! “[you don’t actually know do you?]”

“...no”

[ask-chihiro-please]

crime?

“CRIME!!”

[ask-chihiro-please]

silence bottom

“HEY YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!”

“. . .you don’t!”

[ask-chihiro-please]

You are the Code Deity and i will start a cult in Your honor, Cheerio. /lh

“I shall call my followers glyphs!!”

“. . .”

“Do my bidding glyph!”

[ask-chihiro-please]

thats wonderful! im so glad you do...heres willy, he appears to like you C: *a small frog is offered to chihiro*

The gently hold the little amphibian with a huge smile graced upon their face. "He's such a cutie!! I wanna be like him, I wanna be a frog!"

Ah, oh dear it seems chihiro has spilled one of their many secrets. Yes they do indeed, wish to be a frog.

[ask-chihiro-please]

Nihihi! *You see a man with purple hair sat on a rock* Oh dear, who seems to have walked by? @kokichi-anon

"Ah um.. Hello there.."

They glanced at the purple haired man, eyes filled with skepticism.

"Very nice to meet you. I'm Chihiro Fujisaki.."

[ask-chihiro-please]

@arson: No! Bad Chihiro!

"But.. Tax fraud bad too!"

[ask-chihiro-please]

strong enbys stick together >:DDD!!!!!-Toadstool

"Yes we do!!"

[ask-chihiro-please]

how do i commit tax fraud

"Erm.. you wouldn't rather commit arson?"

[ask-chihiro-please]

In terms of cuteness, do you prefer puppies, kittens or bunnies?

"Kittens 100%."

[ask-chihiro-please]

Poor Chi. Guess you could always walk around in a hat? (call it a "head pat shield")

"Yikes.. yeah I guess I COULD buuut I think we all discovered from my anniversary outfit I dont look particularly good in a hat.."

[ask-chihiro-please]

Can I call you "Chi"?

"You can for sure, thank you for asking anon!"

[ask-chihiro-please]

hello chihiro dear, do you like frogs? i have a pet frog named william, and a frog hoodie for you if you want it :3 but first, would you like to meet willy?

"Aah yes!! Yes I love frogs!! Yes to all of the above! I want to meet William!"

[ask-chihiro-please]

How many headpats did you receive on average (before that sign, presumably)

"Jeez at least 5 a week! It may not seem like a lot but It honestly was overwhelming, especially having to delete so many because it was just so repetitive.."

[ask-chihiro-please]

my dad is teaching me how to become stronger!!! heck yea!!!!-Toadstool (the mushroom emoji anon)

"I am so happy for you! We can grow stronger together!"

[ask-chihiro-please]

Please be sure not to add too much sugar to your coffee

"Well I'm not a huge fan of coffee anyways. I prefer tea."