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@ask-chrisredfield
Feel free to send asks and what not. I'm open to whatever questions. And for God's sake don't hold back.
How did you go about putting together the BSAA?
The BSAA wasn't me. It was the government, that were supposed to trust handle the damned BOW's... After Wesker... it seemed like they wanted to fine the Megamycete... it went down hill from there really. No. The moment Ethan found the Baker estate... thats when...
Whats your favorite hobby?
Do you have an ideal type?
Ah I like walking my dogs... cooking is a big one... reading and maintaining my guns...
An ideal type? Of person? Clearly Heisenberg. If it's ice cream I like cookie dough.
So Chris, I heard Karl has sharp teeth. I think that's pretty cool. :) What do you think ?
Yeah I guess. Their cool until he bites you.
So... who's top and who's bottom ?
We alternate. Cause we both can switch.
Hey Chris, I just realized... Karl's like a dog.
Is he your ~Good Boy~ Perhaps ?
I wouldn't say dog. More like one of those overly friendly wolves you can go on hikes with. Sure he's letting you pet him, but you still exert caution, cause it's a fucking wolf.
So... Do you ever get mad at Karl... or fight ? I mean Karl can be an ass (which is most of the time).
Oh all the time. More flying fists and metal but... like any proper relationship the conversation smooths out after some time alone. It's what happens when two hard headed and stubborn people are in love. It happens. It's unavoidable, but I wouldn't change or try to fix the metal asshole. I prefer him the way he is.
So Chris... About Heisenberg having metal moving powers... Have you seen him do anything cool with those powers ?
Ah. There was this one time Rose wanted to go to the beach but there's only Moreau's lake. And there is no way in hell you'd let your kid go in that swamp water. So he made psudo-waves for her to "ride". It was pretty cool.
And he also liked to do puppet shows for her. It was like the circus, but with metal animals. Fun stuff.
Hey Chris, do you and Heisenberg take care of Rosemary and talk to Ethan ?
Who the fuck told you that?
heisenfield marrige when
My question too
For what it's worth, I'm alive. And shits calmed down for a bit.
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Long days Drink anon.
Ass here.
@ask-heisendaddy
Right now?
😏😏
@ask-heisendaddy
Did I fucking stutter?
No Sir
Buckle up, buttercup! I heard it's going to be a rough...ride!
Lucky for us, I enjoy rough rides
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Ass here.
@ask-heisendaddy
Right now?
😏😏
@ask-heisendaddy
Did I fucking stutter?
No Sir
Ass here.
@ask-heisendaddy
Right now?
😏😏
@ask-heisendaddy
OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.
It was a bear. He followed me home.
@ask-chrisredfield
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?
NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...
One more bear. Got it. I named him Hunnie. And he's so cute.
You know what? It's not even worth it. Do what you want. But if he shits on the fucking floor, that's on you!
So I can keep him?!
Why not. It's already a zoo around here, but he's your responsibility.
Hell yeah!!
OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.
It was a bear. He followed me home.
@ask-chrisredfield
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?
NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...
One more bear. Got it. I named him Hunnie. And he's so cute.
You know what? It's not even worth it. Do what you want. But if he shits on the fucking floor, that's on you!
So I can keep him?!