Heisenberg's Ask Blog

||NSFW 18+ ONLY|| Engineer, Lord, Militaria Enthusiast, Aligned w/@ask-chrisredfield

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Heisenberg's ask box is open. However, replies will be slow until the weekend.

The only rule is there are no rules. Try me.

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Well, look what I found! Redfield has an interesting body...doesn't he? @ask-chrisredfield

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Oh? Where'd you find these? I thought I got rid of em....

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Oh, I have my...ways, boulder shoulder. 😏

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Oh my fuck...

What else do you have?!

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Oh, you'll see...

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I hate it when people pull my hair.

I'd love to hate you tonight.

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If that's the case you hate me everynight

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😏😏

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Deal.

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Ass here.

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Right now?

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Did I fucking stutter?

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No Sir

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Buckle up, buttercup! I heard it's going to be a rough...ride!

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Ass here.

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Right now?

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Did I fucking stutter?

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OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

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One more bear. Got it. I named him Hunnie. And he's so cute.

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You know what? It's not even worth it. Do what you want. But if he shits on the fucking floor, that's on you!

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So I can keep him?!

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Why not. It's already a zoo around here, but he's your responsibility.

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OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

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One more bear. Got it. I named him Hunnie. And he's so cute.

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You know what? It's not even worth it. Do what you want. But if he shits on the fucking floor, that's on you!

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OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

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You dirty metal man!

Is that really the best you've got?

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Oh….but that’s how we like him 🖤

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Their words. 😏

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(If anyone is interested, I wrote on behalf of dearest Karl. The link is below. There's three chapters so far. I'm open to suggestions/feedback. Don't be shy.)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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What's up? Any updates on those soldats?

A work in progress...cool your jets.

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can i be your personal whore?

No thank you, but it sounds...lovely.

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LEAVE OUR MASTER AND KING, FATHER ETHAN, ALONE, YOU HEATHEN! HE HAS ALREADY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!

And the rest of us haven't? Pound sand.

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Father Ethan doesn't need you! He is powerful enough

Not likely.

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you’ve met the boulder punching asshole but have you met his motorcycle loving bf named leon kennedy?

Never heard of her.

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So do we have to organize an appointment to get our soldier upgrades? How does it work?

Sturm...can...pencil you in. Actually, he can't. Hope that answers your question.

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If you wish to be part of Father Ethan's court, you'd better behave!!!

In that case, I'll be on my absolute worst behavior.