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Hi Im CQ-muku, a little pyukumuku from Alola that now works in Deep Sea Metro with my lovely husband (my partner’s rp blog :3) @mr-telephonedenwatartarsauce (she’s a graphic designer because she doesn’t know how to do anything else)

this blog takes place during the events of Octo Expansion

RULES FOR ASKS QQ:

-don’t be rude

-don’t be creepy

-the Q’s opinions do not reflect OP’s

-shipping is only allowed with Moni’s commander tartar (my partner’s blog mentioned above) and Clay from Pokemon Black and White (don’t worry about the logistics of that). The Q can still do smash or pass with other characters :3

TAGS:

#the Q is queueing (in character posts)

#Denwah <3 (posts about Moni's tartar)

#eepy Q (ooc posts)

PEARLFISH DNI!!!

#the Q is queueing #Pinned post #Splatoon 2 #octo expansion #pyukumuku #CQ cumber

ihazyourkitty

Friendly reminder:

No, you don't want that otter. No, that is not a pet. No, that up close encounter where you can pay to cuddle with an otter is probably not ethical. No, I'm pretty sure that channel with a guy and his pet otters is not a legitimate "animal rescue", stop recommending it to me.

Yes, the otter is cute. Please admire them either from a distance, or behind a barrier at an accredited facility. Thank you.

.....no I'm not going insane seeing how flooded social media is with unethical otter content.

loubatas

The recent popularity of otter cafés in Japan caused a rise in animal trafficking & poaching of these otter species in Asia. Asia isn't an exception: the same will happen anywhere. The more popular an exotic wild species is as a "pet", the more it encourages poaching & trafficking. Even if you can give your exotic animal the best living conditions (which is always more complicated than with a domestic species), this factor will always remain

If you want a pet, you want a domesticated species. If you want a domesticated mustelid (the family otters belongs to), we have one: it's called a "ferret"

Yes, they do require specific care you need to learn about (like any animal, wild or domestic), no they don't look exactly like otters (it's the closest you'll get in domestic animals though) But they're a lot more adapted to live in human houses, and they're not at risk of being poached in the wild. Mostly because like dogs or domestic cats, they don't exist in the wild

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I’m going to add to this that you also really do not want to swim with or cuddle otters. I am very foot-stompy on this point right now because the shitty reptile zoo that closed near me just reemerged as an otter-cuddling petting zoo.

All of the issues of supporting less ethical encounters and driving the illegal pet trade aside (other people already covered them, yay), have you seen those teeth? The ones that rip through fish like butter?

North American River Otter (The Des Moines Register)

Asian Small-Clawed Otter (Knockhatch Adventure Park)

Do you want wet slippery stinky chaos gremlins with those teeth anywhere near your soft fleshy parts? No. No you do not.

People get bitten by wild otters and it is a big enough deal to make the media when it happens! There’s a bunch of examples of serious bites at this link. They mostly avoid people but when they feel threatened they can fuck you up.

Seriously. There is a reason that people who work with otters, professionally in credible zoos and aquariums are the least likely people you will see reaching in to sneak a skritch. They only contact their otters in heavily trained situations using very thoroughly positively reinforced tactile cues.

You really do not have any reason to go do pay to play snuggles or swims with otters. If you do want to get closer to them than just looking from outside an exhibit, there are accredited facilities that will allow you to observe up close or tong-feed while protected by a barrier. Do that instead.

Did you know if you tie balloons to yourself you can start flying! See if you can do that ! And nobody else has to know! Think how impressed everyone would be!

WHEEEEEEEEE ^ x ^

#the q is queueing

How did you and Tartar met? :0

Oooh good question QQ!

I originally am from Alola, and was an average everyday Q, except for one thing: i am brown colored, and i have brown eyes :3. Tartar had a 3Ds from human time, and he was shiny hunting pyukumuku, until he came across me! When he saw how different I was from any other pyukumuku, shiny or not, he wanted to take my code and clone it to create another CQ. This is how I got eebie deebied into Deep Sea Metro. At first I was scared, because it was an unfamiliar environment, and Tartar was also unsure of what to do with me, so he put me into a little fish tank, and studied me, and wondered if I am capable of completing tasks that other CQ Cumbers do. Of course, I cannot, but one thing I am good at is graphic design, which is what he assigned me as a job. He also began to form a bond with me (well, bond as much as a robotic telephone can feel) and that's when we slowly fell in love <3

#the q is queueing #denwah <3

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How many Cq's is needed to drive a train? 🤔

8, I tried conducting once and I crashed the train ‘^x^

mr-telephonedenwatartarsauce

Tartarus directed the 8 CQ cumbers towards the metro, then he turns towards CQ muku. He gave her a... slightly irritated look, then he steps away from the little circle he drew for her.

'Thankfully, I have more than 80 of them... having Cq muku running the metro is a huge [liability issue] and Kamabo co is going to lose the lawsuit if it ever happens.'

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And not to mention how many lives would be lost ‘^x^

#denwah <3

The sea pickles go in the pickle jar? 🤔

Yes QQ

#the q is queueing

can the Q open her mouf.....

Wuff wuff

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How many Cq's is needed to drive a train? 🤔

8, I tried conducting once and I crashed the train ‘^x^

#the q is queueing

Hello! What's your thoughts on Turf Wars, Salmon Run, and/or League Battles ( Clam Blitz, Tower Control, Rainmaker )? Any favorites?

I really love playing turf war, despite my husband saying they’re just “battles over trivial choices”. I also love salmon run, because I like to eat fishies, and Mr grizz is fun to hang around QQ