syringes and coughing

MULTIMUSE. Brandon / Levi / Vaguely Night Vale, they live there but they aren't canon and I'll interact with anyone.

[ask-doctor-brandon]

hi

anyone still active?

[ask-doctor-brandon]

I log in for the first time in over a year and I have 419 followers.

please. one more.

[ask-doctor-brandon]

well it looks like we’re going back to deviantart, welcome to 2006

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[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Never forget.

[signedkc-blog]

DO NOT.

[pinkheartmelodi]

“Is rainin’. You know what that means.”

[pinkheartmelodi]

“I wanna go NO SHOES today.”

[ask-doctor-brandon]

no shoes in the rain is how you get parasites

[ask-doctor-brandon]

//y’all did you know there’s FBI RP blogs? that’s a thing. they look like they’re just RPing the FBI not even a fandom.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: “When I donate blood I do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me.”

Keep reading

[gnossienne]

This Must Be the Place: A series on forgotten places around the world

[ask-doctor-brandon]

//I passed the bar. not officially, I passed a very similar practice exam intended for law students. I have no legal training.

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[ask-doctor-brandon]

/ Hey now I was drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal. They, threw me, into public. You should arrest them. /

[ask-doctor-brandon]

/ update: not arrested B) /

[ask-doctor-brandon]

/ Hey now I was drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal. They, threw me, into public. You should arrest them. /

[theoffhandpuppeteer]

“How did you end up here?”

Making New Friends

Ota glances to her left. Then to her right. She then returns her gaze towards the stranger.

“I uh…..I don’t know.. Where am I?”

[theoffhandpuppeteer]

ask-doctor-brandon:

lackadaisicaldenial:

ask-doctor-brandon:

Writing. Yeah he’s probably going to refer her to psychiatric. “You don’t know your name. Do you know who that person is?” He points to a mirror on the wall but the way it’s situated at a glance it’d look more like another person in a separate bed in the same room, if the patient doesn’t recognize themself.

Ota looked over curious to where he pointed. She gave a look of confusion to the doctor, then stared at the mirror again.

“Uh…That’s me. Though I look like I got the crap beaten out of me.” she admits, looking now at her injuries.

Nodding. Good. Good. Writing more notes. “You do. Do you know how that happened?”

“I remember someone suddenly showing up at my house, but that’s about it. I think they started breaking things but I don’t remember what I did or what happened exactly.” 

[ask-doctor-brandon]

Nodding. "Well that's probably about all the stress we have time for. I can take the drip out since you're staying awake."

[ask-doctor-brandon]

/ I’m drunk but when am I not B) /

[ask-doctor-brandon]

Research is essential to furthering our knowledge of disease and figuring out how to cure them okay it is entirely necessary to keep SOME people for experimentation that’s just how science works okay fuck off

[nvsuggestion]

🎶 THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS—

Actually, this is just the Sheriff’s Secret police. We just thought you’d be more likely to open the door if we played Halloween tunes.