Ask Drawn Onceler

Now that you are interested in my excellent invention, the thneed, you might be interested in knowing the excellent man behind it- me!

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You're really cool. I like you already.

Well thank you very much! Clearly you have great taste.

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It's Tuesday! What kind of silliness do you expect to get up to today?

Its just a beautiful day, I think I'll take a little break and wander around in the forrest!

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Hello, good sir! Wonderful to see you back! How did your meetings go?

Oh they've been great little swammi. I'm just so tired keeping up with all the plans in the works. You lookin' for a marshmallow? I picked some more up in town, they're in the cupboard. 

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May I pat your head?

If that'd make you happy. Go right on ahead.

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If you had to go on a date with one of your follows, who would it be?

Now see, you're assuming I have time for dates! I like every single one of you, but sadly there're just not enough hours in a day for thneeds and ladies.

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Can I have a hug please?

One hug coming right up!

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Give us your BIGGEST smile!

How'zat?!

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I would love to spend a whole day with you Once-ler. We can make pancakes in the morning, sew together some Thneeds afterwards (you'll have to teach me of course), go for longs walks through the valley with the animals. A lunch picnic by the river would do nicely. Then we can sing songs around a camp-fire while roasting marshmallows to end the night. Sleeping under the stars has always been a dream of mine. How does that sound?

That sounds amazing, sign me up for a day with Paradise.

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Have you ever bury yourself underneath the blankets and snore loudly all at the same time on a certain night like this?

Not sure what that all means, but lets find out.

There you have it.

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How often do you bathe nude?

Lorax: I'm gonna answer your question with another question: How often do you bathe with your clothes on? Weirdo.

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The rest, as they say, is history.　

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((Hi! I just wanted to update: I am slowly getting through everyone's asks! I have some family-health things that are making things slower than ever, but no worries I'm not stopping any time soon. Once I get through the last 27 asks I'd like to do something special then open the ask box again. Related news: The Lorax is coming to $3 theaters this friday so I'm really looking forward to that! Later and thanks for watching so muuuuch!))　

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What a formal lass you are. Well then tell me, what did you picture?

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Gosh you are just so charming! Yet, professional. I like that! Mister Once-Ler, are there any other foods you like other than pancakes and marshmallows?

Pfff- thanks! But let me tell you about food. Puffy, pancakes are fine but they're a poor-man's meal! I love all food, especially marshmallows, especially if its rich, especially if there's a mountain of it in front of me.

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Baby noooo! No more tears! {Wipes tears away!!! Kisses cheeks!! BAKES CUPCAKES!!} Please don't cry, you're breaking my heart! ;0;

How am I supposed to pull myself together when you all keep being so nice to me???

((this ask was a reply to this post. Answer is in-time-line))

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Have you ever been in love? o_o

I have always been in love with life.

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Do Brett and Chet like marshmallows as much as you do?

Let me put it this way. They love it when they have something and I don't.