tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
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tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?
Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”
“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”
Yeah.
tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.
holy fuck
wow!!! more saya
YOU’VE HEARD OF:
NOW GET READY FOR:
I’m literally in tears.
Dear god
Not many things have made me laugh uncontrollably, this is one of those things
komaeda holding a grudge
when u make plans w ur homeboy but he ditches u for his girl
(From the thegreatkatsby post)
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Oh wow. You actually did it.
Like or reblog if you agree.
make your own foot scrub
feet are pretty hard to make
dont call me a scrub ever again
You know we dead.
Before I un-muted all I thought was “Damn, that crab looks so gangster.”
how did so much happen in 6 seconds
Oh my god I can’t breathe
@the-esteemed-byakuya-togepi
Why am I laughing so hard at this oh my god
I wish those three ladies would get along well
*sees a picture of hajime hinata *
Me: ❤️💛💚💙💜❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟
Me:
*favorite game’s main theme starts playing*
me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Imagine your icon becoming so exited over something that they just turn around and kiss you without thinking
“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”