Eustass Captain Kid

My fuckin' adventures. Ask me shit or whatever.

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I feel younger already!

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Going on an adventure!

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Happy Birthday to me!

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The crew decorated for Christmas... Not like I care.

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Happy Turkey Day to me!

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Fuck! I burnt myself! This is why I leave the cooking to Killer!

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Happy Halloween!

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Killer made me dress up as a mummy this year... Something about "boosting crew morale" or some shit...

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Wear your mask!

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Had Kill make some cabbage rolls!

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Happy fuckin' Birthday ta me!

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Listen here fat man, I want ta find tha One Piece. Got it? That's all I want fer Christmas. If ya don't make that happen, I'll hunt ya down and burn yer shitty toy shop ta tha ground!

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Hey kid how festive do you get for Christmas

I don't really give a shit 'bout Christmas... Santa never brings me anything anyways... But Kill makes me decorate. Says it's good fer moral or some shit.

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That's more like it!!

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NO! We ain't havin' pasta fer Thanksgiving dinner!! Go get a damn turkey or something!

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Now this is my kinda show!