Ask Evil Jax!

H-hey everyone! I hope we all have a great time here!

[ask-evil-jax]

Uh, h-hey everyone! I’m Evil Jax! I’m not sure how I got here, but I did! It’s great to meet everyone!

Here’s some uh… boundaries if you don’t mind.

Uh.. please don’t send anything NSFW! This is a children’s place after all!

Please don’t spam or send hate in my ask box!

I’ll add more if the need arises, but I hope it doesn’t!

Uh… here’s some anons who have a signature!

🎈 anon

🛁 anon

🐀 anon

🤑 anon

And here’s what people have given me… for some reason

37 Intense Mints

A Tiny Pink Flower

An Uzi Doll

A Creechur

A Flower Crown

A Ukulele

300 Cents (Pennies)

A Chocolate Milk

A Kandi Star

1 Giant Pot of Unseasoned Porridge

A Comically Large Salt Shaker

100 Monkey Plushies

A Periwinkle Purple Sweater (wearing!)

A Cupcake (click here for details!)

Hey guys, mod here. I took one look at this guy and went “Hell yeah, you’re ask blog material buddy”. I wouldn’t be surprised if this doesn’t last long but I sure as hell hope it lasts.

Also NOTHING HERE IS PART OF CANON unless it came from episode 5 itself. There’s less than an episode on this guy, I’m going to be making a lot of shit up.

FAQ

Is Evil Jax bald?

No. I forgot Gooseworks said that he is so he just…. Isn’t.

[ask-evil-jax]

Vesper just walked up to Evil Jax, and it's cheek marks became skulls, as It's pupils dilated, It didn't say anything It just turned It's head to look up at him.

Uh… h-hey there…? Y-you need something?

[ask-evil-jax]

ah i didnt want to ask you anything!

I wanted to give you something and here it is!

This is Perrito and hes very bubbly and adorable!

Just for you because i know you love dogs! :D

(I swear to God if you dont like dogs im gonna beat you relentlessly)

Ooh, hey there l-little guy!

Evil Jax pets Perrito

W-wait…. What was that a-at the end?

[ask-evil-jax]

Do you know if it matters?

P-pardon? If what m-matters?

[ask-evil-jax]

Heyyy, Sweet Jax!

Been a hot minute since I last visited, but uhm, it's my birthday today and I see you are having a rough time-

SO! Here, have one of my birthday cupcakes! *Gives a lopsided strawberry cupcake with chocolate swirled icing and pink sprinkles on top.*

Hope you like Strawberry-and sprinkles, or chocolate at all-

-🌙

Ooh, thank y-you! I can’t eat too much chocolate or it’ll upset m-my stomach, but I should probably be f-fine with this am-mount!

[Evil Jax has acquired A Cupcake]

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[gummy-gator]

"oh lord, who's Caine? Well. He's. Well he's like a god as I said. He is this set of teeth in a weird red suit. He can make worlds and NPCs and he claims he can't affect player minds but I don't believe that for a second. "

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh…. T-that’s not very uh… comforting.

Evil Jax paused for a second, thinking.

W-wait…. Is that why Jax had a maid outfit that o-one time???

[gummy-gator]

Gummigoo winced, remembering how terrible of a mood Jax was after that incident. He hadn't even been there to see it.

"yeah, that was one of the more obvious examples."

[ask-evil-jax]

Speaking of Jax, I have a question if you don’t m-mind. Do you know why he’s s-so angry all the time? When we first met, he didn’t even like m-me. Is he like that with e-everyone?

[gummy-gator]

"Mm, yeah. That's Jax haha. Nah ey thought he was gonna tear a chunk out of me. But why? I don't know much. He... You can't hurt someone that isn't real. That's how he feels. If he can just be the jerk comic relief rabbit then nothing matters."

[ask-evil-jax]

I see….

Evil Jax thought for a moment again, looking at himself

S-so what does that make me? I-I was made to be the o-opposite of Jax, but if HE’S the bad one does that m-make ME “good” Jax??? I-is that why I was created with this S-STUPID STUTTER?? T-to make me seem l-less aggressive?!

Evil Jax begins to tear up again, and his pupils start to turn into small lines before going squiggly. He starts gripping his arms again as well.

[gummy-gator]

"Hold on mate, Jax isn't bad. He has issues but he's a good guy once you get through to him. And you aren't Jax's opposite, just how Caine perceives Jax. You seem like a nice guy but nervous. Jax seems rude and confident. At this point though, I think you can be anyone you want to be."

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax looked up at Gummigoo, his eyes still squiggly. He gently but firmly grabbed Gummigoo’s shoulders

W-with all due respect, he’s wanted me DEAD since he f-first saw me. LITERALLY. A-after I went over to their softball dugout to w-wish them a good competition, Jax A-AUDIBLY SAID “I-I wanna kill that guy”. N-not to mention that after the game — a-after their team had W-WON — Jax ran up to me, B-BIT ME ON THE W-WAIST, A-AND SHOOK ME LIKE A C-CHEW TOY! H-HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE HIM AS A-ANYTHING ELSE?!

EJ didn’t want to yell. Really, he didn’t. But it was like his emotions were overflowing out of him, and the only way out was being loud. Of course, he was also sobbing. Not that he could help it, of course.

After all, he was just another Jax. And what’s a Jax without their emotional outbursts?

[gummy-gator]

"I'm not saying what he did was right but. At the time the idea of sentient NPCs wasn't something he thought possible. All he knew was that you were made as a mockery of him. I'm not saying you have to like em but he is someone I care about." Gummigoo defends.

[ask-evil-jax]

EJ puts his hands down and at his sides, looking away from Gummigoo embarrassedly

R-right… sorry…

EJ folded his arms against each other lightly, his ears flat against his head

I-I…. Don’t know why I y-yelled…

[gummy-gator]

"It's overwhelming, all this. I get it, you're allowed to have big emotions. It's not fair of me to let you villainize one of my mates though. I won't let Jax bad talk you mate." He says with a sympathetic grin.

[ask-evil-jax]

T-thanks….

*Jax gently kicked the ground a bit*

So… what n-now?

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[gummy-gator]

"oh lord, who's Caine? Well. He's. Well he's like a god as I said. He is this set of teeth in a weird red suit. He can make worlds and NPCs and he claims he can't affect player minds but I don't believe that for a second. "

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh…. T-that’s not very uh… comforting.

Evil Jax paused for a second, thinking.

W-wait…. Is that why Jax had a maid outfit that o-one time???

[gummy-gator]

Gummigoo winced, remembering how terrible of a mood Jax was after that incident. He hadn't even been there to see it.

"yeah, that was one of the more obvious examples."

[ask-evil-jax]

Speaking of Jax, I have a question if you don’t m-mind. Do you know why he’s s-so angry all the time? When we first met, he didn’t even like m-me. Is he like that with e-everyone?

[gummy-gator]

"Mm, yeah. That's Jax haha. Nah ey thought he was gonna tear a chunk out of me. But why? I don't know much. He... You can't hurt someone that isn't real. That's how he feels. If he can just be the jerk comic relief rabbit then nothing matters."

[ask-evil-jax]

I see….

Evil Jax thought for a moment again, looking at himself

S-so what does that make me? I-I was made to be the o-opposite of Jax, but if HE’S the bad one does that m-make ME “good” Jax??? I-is that why I was created with this S-STUPID STUTTER?? T-to make me seem l-less aggressive?!

Evil Jax begins to tear up again, and his pupils start to turn into small lines before going squiggly. He starts gripping his arms again as well.

[gummy-gator]

"Hold on mate, Jax isn't bad. He has issues but he's a good guy once you get through to him. And you aren't Jax's opposite, just how Caine perceives Jax. You seem like a nice guy but nervous. Jax seems rude and confident. At this point though, I think you can be anyone you want to be."

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax looked up at Gummigoo, his eyes still squiggly. He gently but firmly grabbed Gummigoo’s shoulders

W-with all due respect, he’s wanted me DEAD since he f-first saw me. LITERALLY. A-after I went over to their softball dugout to w-wish them a good competition, Jax A-AUDIBLY SAID “I-I wanna kill that guy”. N-not to mention that after the game — a-after their team had W-WON — Jax ran up to me, B-BIT ME ON THE W-WAIST, A-AND SHOOK ME LIKE A C-CHEW TOY! H-HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE HIM AS A-ANYTHING ELSE?!

EJ didn’t want to yell. Really, he didn’t. But it was like his emotions were overflowing out of him, and the only way out was being loud. Of course, he was also sobbing. Not that he could help it, of course.

After all, he was just another Jax. And what’s a Jax without their emotional outbursts?

[gummy-gator]

"I'm not saying what he did was right but. At the time the idea of sentient NPCs wasn't something he thought possible. All he knew was that you were made as a mockery of him. I'm not saying you have to like em but he is someone I care about." Gummigoo defends.

[ask-evil-jax]

EJ puts his hands down and at his sides, looking away from Gummigoo embarrassedly

R-right… sorry…

EJ folded his arms against each other lightly, his ears flat against his head

I-I…. Don’t know why I y-yelled…

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[gummy-gator]

"oh lord, who's Caine? Well. He's. Well he's like a god as I said. He is this set of teeth in a weird red suit. He can make worlds and NPCs and he claims he can't affect player minds but I don't believe that for a second. "

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh…. T-that’s not very uh… comforting.

Evil Jax paused for a second, thinking.

W-wait…. Is that why Jax had a maid outfit that o-one time???

[gummy-gator]

Gummigoo winced, remembering how terrible of a mood Jax was after that incident. He hadn't even been there to see it.

"yeah, that was one of the more obvious examples."

[ask-evil-jax]

Speaking of Jax, I have a question if you don’t m-mind. Do you know why he’s s-so angry all the time? When we first met, he didn’t even like m-me. Is he like that with e-everyone?

[gummy-gator]

"Mm, yeah. That's Jax haha. Nah ey thought he was gonna tear a chunk out of me. But why? I don't know much. He... You can't hurt someone that isn't real. That's how he feels. If he can just be the jerk comic relief rabbit then nothing matters."

[ask-evil-jax]

I see….

Evil Jax thought for a moment again, looking at himself

S-so what does that make me? I-I was made to be the o-opposite of Jax, but if HE’S the bad one does that m-make ME “good” Jax??? I-is that why I was created with this S-STUPID STUTTER?? T-to make me seem l-less aggressive?!

Evil Jax begins to tear up again, and his pupils start to turn into small lines before going squiggly. He starts gripping his arms again as well.

[gummy-gator]

"Hold on mate, Jax isn't bad. He has issues but he's a good guy once you get through to him. And you aren't Jax's opposite, just how Caine perceives Jax. You seem like a nice guy but nervous. Jax seems rude and confident. At this point though, I think you can be anyone you want to be."

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax looked up at Gummigoo, his eyes still squiggly. He gently but firmly grabbed Gummigoo’s shoulders

W-with all due respect, he’s wanted me DEAD since he f-first saw me. LITERALLY. A-after I went over to their softball dugout to w-wish them a good competition, Jax A-AUDIBLY SAID “I-I wanna kill that guy”. N-not to mention that after the game — a-after their team had W-WON — Jax ran up to me, B-BIT ME ON THE W-WAIST, A-AND SHOOK ME LIKE A C-CHEW TOY! H-HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE HIM AS A-ANYTHING ELSE?!

EJ didn’t want to yell. Really, he didn’t. But it was like his emotions were overflowing out of him, and the only way out was being loud. Of course, he was also sobbing. Not that he could help it, of course.

After all, he was just another Jax. And what’s a Jax without their emotional outbursts?

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[gummy-gator]

"oh lord, who's Caine? Well. He's. Well he's like a god as I said. He is this set of teeth in a weird red suit. He can make worlds and NPCs and he claims he can't affect player minds but I don't believe that for a second. "

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh…. T-that’s not very uh… comforting.

Evil Jax paused for a second, thinking.

W-wait…. Is that why Jax had a maid outfit that o-one time???

[gummy-gator]

Gummigoo winced, remembering how terrible of a mood Jax was after that incident. He hadn't even been there to see it.

"yeah, that was one of the more obvious examples."

[ask-evil-jax]

Speaking of Jax, I have a question if you don’t m-mind. Do you know why he’s s-so angry all the time? When we first met, he didn’t even like m-me. Is he like that with e-everyone?

[gummy-gator]

"Mm, yeah. That's Jax haha. Nah ey thought he was gonna tear a chunk out of me. But why? I don't know much. He... You can't hurt someone that isn't real. That's how he feels. If he can just be the jerk comic relief rabbit then nothing matters."

[ask-evil-jax]

I see….

Evil Jax thought for a moment again, looking at himself

S-so what does that make me? I-I was made to be the o-opposite of Jax, but if HE’S the bad one does that m-make ME “good” Jax??? I-is that why I was created with this S-STUPID STUTTER?? T-to make me seem l-less aggressive?!

Evil Jax begins to tear up again, and his pupils start to turn into small lines before going squiggly. He starts gripping his arms again as well.

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[gummy-gator]

"oh lord, who's Caine? Well. He's. Well he's like a god as I said. He is this set of teeth in a weird red suit. He can make worlds and NPCs and he claims he can't affect player minds but I don't believe that for a second. "

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh…. T-that’s not very uh… comforting.

Evil Jax paused for a second, thinking.

W-wait…. Is that why Jax had a maid outfit that o-one time???

[gummy-gator]

Gummigoo winced, remembering how terrible of a mood Jax was after that incident. He hadn't even been there to see it.

"yeah, that was one of the more obvious examples."

[ask-evil-jax]

Speaking of Jax, I have a question if you don’t m-mind. Do you know why he’s s-so angry all the time? When we first met, he didn’t even like m-me. Is he like that with e-everyone?

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[gummy-gator]

"oh lord, who's Caine? Well. He's. Well he's like a god as I said. He is this set of teeth in a weird red suit. He can make worlds and NPCs and he claims he can't affect player minds but I don't believe that for a second. "

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh…. T-that’s not very uh… comforting.

Evil Jax paused for a second, thinking.

W-wait…. Is that why Jax had a maid outfit that o-one time???

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[gummy-gator]

"hmm..." Gummigoo pauses thinking.

"well, I'm not sure. I was an accident, I appeared in the circus probably based on some glitch and Caine let me stay, probably because he saw I was a morale boost or something. Honestly can't tell ya what he was thinkin, don't think anyone can really. Maybe you guys are too similar to the 'players' and that makes it hard to wipe you away?" He theorizes.

[ask-evil-jax]

M-maybe… but who’s Caine? I n-never saw him once this entire time.

Y’know the thing dogs do when they’re confused where they tilt their head 45 degrees? Yeah, EJ is doing that right now.

[ask-evil-jax]

Pokes

Ah! Hello there! Can I h-help you?

[somanyreblogs]

Tell me machine, how does it feel.

[ask-evil-jax]

P-pardon me??

[somanyreblogs]

How is it, living the dream? Being mechanical?

[ask-evil-jax]

Oh! U-uhm, it’s good, I guess? I don’t e-exactly have a frame of reference here…

[ask-evil-jax]

Hello mate, I heard you're another AI like me (did you know that when you were... Summoned? I didn't. I'm still adjusting to it if I'm being honest) thought maybe we could hang out sometime?

*offers hand*

- @gummy-gator

W-what??? W-we… what?!

N-no, this is real. I-I am REAL.

Evil Jax steps back, gripping his arms. He’s breathing heavily, and his eyes are doing the squiggly thing.

[gummy-gator]

"Oh! No no if you say you're real, you're real!" He tries to smile but it falters seeing evil jax deteriorate.

"cmon mate, can you take a deep breath for me?" He offers his hand for him to grab if hed like but doesn't force it.

[ask-evil-jax]

Evil Jax doesn’t seem to notice the hand being outstretched to him. Instead, he grips onto his arms tighter and tries to slow his breathing, but he can’t.

[gummy-gator]

"hey, hey, hey-" he carefully approaches, laying a hand on Jaxes and exaggerating his breathing slowly and deeply. "Do it with me, can you do that? In... Out"

[ask-evil-jax]

It takes a couple tries, but Evil Jax manages to start taking deeper and calmer breaths. After a handful of breaths, EJ manages to get out:

T-thanks…

[gummy-gator]

"course mate, didn't mean anything by what I said. I was just looking to make some friends here..." Gummigoo says embarrassed, he'd never expected it to lead to this.

[ask-evil-jax]

C-could you uh… elaborate on the whole…

Evil Jax does vague circle hand / arm motions while trying to think of the word. Also his eyes are back to normal, yay :D

AI t-thing? How… does this h-happen? Does anyone else know?

[gummy-gator]

"well... There are two? Maybe three or four types of people here. So there's people like me and... Maybe you?" Gummigoo pauses, not wanting to send evil jax into another spiral.

"We were just code made by Caine till somethin happened and we started actin independently. So we used to be NPCs but now we're AIs. Then there's Caine himself who's actually an ai, was made that way and controls the world. He's a god where I'm from and honestly not much has changed. Finally there's the people. Jax, Pomni, Gangle, Zooble, kinger, ragatha. Those people were alive until accidentally ending up in the circus." He takes a breath, there's so much to explain he's starting to realize.

"From what I know all the players and Caine is aware but NPCs don't usually know. Pomni told me. evil Pomni also knows because they told me how we were similar."

[ask-evil-jax]

Yeah I… I haven’t s-seen Evil Pomni in a while, same for Bazooble… the rest I haven’t seen e-ever since the s-softball…

Uh… h-how come there are so few NPC’s i-in the circus? If you don’t mind me a-asking of course!

[ask-evil-jax]

Pokes

Ah! Hello there! Can I h-help you?

[somanyreblogs]

Tell me machine, how does it feel.

[ask-evil-jax]

P-pardon me??

[ask-evil-jax]

Pokes

Ah! Hello there! Can I h-help you?

[ask-evil-jax]

…..Thank… you? What… what is this, if you don’t m-mind me asking?