Wolf and Mann

Medic and Sniper, what could go wrong?

[ask-ex-sniper]

YALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?

bc i thought too tbh, but yes

also im experimenting with my new tablet sorry about the shitty drawings plz bear with me

[ask-ex-sniper]

Javet: italic Sniper: Bold

my muse knows how to…

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive stick | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat |do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read Morse code | pick a lock

*Whispers* Anyone can do this

[ask-ex-sniper]

@ask-ex-engineer

A faint dialing was in Javet’s ear as he continued to patiently wait for the other to pick up. This had to be his number, Javet thought, tapping his foot. Thoughts buzzed through his mind wondering what to say if it was him.

[ask-ex-engineer]

“Hello, this is the Conagher residence” the Engineer says as he picks up his phone. 

He had just been about to head of to work when the phone rang. A strange occurrence in this house. Not to many people actually knew him and his home phone since… his old team.

Curious to who it might be, and a little nervous, he continues “ Who might this be?”

[ask-ex-sniper]

Oh goodness... This was him. Javet’s heart started to pound as he ran a hand through his head. He cleared his throat.

“John? Is that.. actually you? It’s.. Javet Calmabridge.. The Hundkopf Medic.”

[zane-ze-medic]

So, I’ve been working on drawings for one of my blogs all day… And decided to take a break for like 10 minutes and sketch… Which quickly became an hour… So, here’s the sketches I did…

I love drawing other people’s muses… So, I just doodled the first ones that came to mind…. @ask-ex-medic @ask-ex-engineer @ask-mutant-medic @ask-ex-sniper @ask-the-flaming-engineer @outofcharacterhead

I also drew some of my characters… I’m not sure why I drew sniper like that though… He’d never look that happy… Or like that anyway… ;-;

[ask-ex-sniper]

@ask-ex-engineer

A faint dialing was in Javet’s ear as he continued to patiently wait for the other to pick up. This had to be his number, Javet thought, tapping his foot. Thoughts buzzed through his mind wondering what to say if it was him.

[ask-ex-sniper]

so, surprise, here your snip’ and your medic in the comics, (me too, i can’t wait, but i need to do it correctly) 

THERE ARE MY CHILDREN AGAIN!!! Man I am being hit with art! Please take your time and take breaks now and then! I will be reading those comic pages as they are posted!

[ask-ex-sniper]

Howdy partner, ready to be in the comics ? :p

Bruh! I am so hyped! I cannot wait to see what you have in store! 

[zane-ze-medic]

So, Decided to draw a certain medic, and sniper…. I really like their blog, and I tried to draw them in my style. Hope you don’t mind…

@ask-ex-sniper

[ask-ex-sniper]

One sec let me just-

YELLS THANK YOU I LOVE THEM!! MY S O N S

Oh my god your art is beAUTIFUL AND THIS IS JUST 

I DON’T DESERVE THIS TBH ITS JUST A SILLY DUMB BLOG BUT OH MY GOD

THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

[ask-ex-sniper]

Happy friendly angst break fairy is here to give you some questions! Feel free to have a cuppa tea with it! Question: Tell us about your childhood!

My big bro raised me ‘n’ sometimes left me in orphanages to help him save enough money to take me back again. He was still in college at the time so life was hard. He was a bonza bro though.

My father raised me. My sister died to cancer when she was 2 and I was only 5 at the time. My mother died due to something. My father was a lawyer so he made a good amount of money and sent me off to a private school. The day before I graduated was when my father-

*clears throat*

Died in a car crash. He was a good man. I still miss him. He even promised to throw me a party with my friends if I graduated. “Something big” is the last words from him of what I remember,

[ask-ex-sniper]

Javet: Doctor Tarvorn! I didn’t expect you would work here after our last meet. It’s been quite the few years.

DR: Well well! Javet! It’s been awhile! Is your friend doing well?

Javet: Actually that’s why I am here

Javet: I need a hold of my friend’s file from the back. Is there anyway I can see his file?

DR: I simply cannot let you do that Javet

Javet: I am being serious Tarvorn

DR: And I am being serious as well. Listen I know we went to the same college and we both have the same high degree, but I cannot let you look at someone’s personal information. You don’t work here or work in any medical job. You are a mercenary and I cannot allow you.

Javet: Peter..

Javet: Let me repeat myself. I HAVE to look at those files. I have places to be and stuff to do. You wouldn’t want your patients waiting right? Take me to the files now. If I find out you get the cops on my tail. I will have 13 mercenaries after your skin. Do I make myself clear?

DR: Y-Yeah.. You do.. Right this way-

[pealley-the-dragon-scout-deacti]

The Godfather will be…… CBS !  

and we will have all of your characters, yes all of you, my friends !

with: @circle–kay 

with too the ex-team: @ask-ex-engineer ; @ask-ex-pyro ; @ask-ex-medic ; @ask-ex-demo ; @ask-ex-scout

again ex team: @ask-ex-sniper ; @ask-ex-soldier

and too ! @askafreelancefemscout

and for finish: @ask-ppl-pyro

(i can’t draw more characters, sorreh)

BUT YOU WILL BE ALL IN THE COMICS, ALL OF YOU, MY FRIENDS !

[ask-ppl-spy]

Where's everyone?

((Sorry! Reblog this if well you’re a TF2 askblog or anything.. I just wanna know who’s still around and all. It’s a little quiet here…))

[ask-ex-soldier]

(ask-ex-sniper) Well uh- appearntly Doc is coming to save us. As in Javet. So yay us..

“Sweet mother of joseph” He said as he then grabbed the others shoulders “When and where, Aussie?”

@ask-ex-sniper

[ask-ex-sniper]

“I don’t know when ‘n’ where! He never really said anythin’ to me. I told him where we were ‘n’ stuff.”

[ask-ex-sniper]

Engie can into a griffon, so what's neeew.

Javet: Never have I heard that Engie can turn into such an animal. Has he tried something like I did? Hope not. But uh, apparently I am breaking Sniper out of bars, so that’ll be fun.

[ask-ex-sniper]

Javet: Who is calling me at this time of night? Probably a customer. Might as well answer. We aren’t close anyway.

Javet: Welcome to Javet’s bakery where we are open from 9am to 10pm. You are on speaker, how may I help you?

???: Wait Javet Calmabridge? Doc? Is that you?

Javet: ....McKinley?

???: Javet! Oh thank god I finally found you. Okay I know this may sound weird but, I have been tryin’ to find you for a few years. Since when we departed.

???: Listen, I have a limited call here but,  I am in jail. With Solly. Yes that soldier. We both need help bustin’ out. 

???: I understand if you still hate me from years ago. You can just bust Soldier out. 

???: Wait do police listen to these calls? Bugger me-

???: Okay location- That’s what you would want. I don’t have a bonza location but we are a couple miles from that place where we departed. Actually a lot of miles. But somewhere far from a town is the best information I can give you.

Javet: That’s near that one hospital.

????: Your time’s up McKinley

???: Try and get us okay! I am worried I will never get out of here ‘n’ get away from this Soldier! He’s a pain!

????: McKinley step away fr-

???: JAVET PLEASE HELP ME- I MISS-

*CALL END*

Javet: ....

Javet: Ugh- the things I do for that man.

*DOOR LOCK*

Javet: ...Alright. Hope no one sees this equipment in the back. 

*SLAM*

*SLAM*

*CAR ROAR*

GPS: Take a right for 1 mile then turn left on Bigfoot RD

Javet: I hope he doesn’t do anything stupid while I am busy.

[ask-ex-sniper]

Was snipin' a good job m8?

What's the point of snipin' if you can't even hit anything! No one taught me to snipe other then me just watching the other sniper at it 'n' basically copyin' them. I couldn't handle a sniper rifle or a bow due to my poor aim.

[ask-ex-sniper]

WHAT ARE YOUR MUSE’S AESTHETICS?

BOLD ANY WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE. ITALICIZE WHAT THEY LIKE. REMEMBER TO REPOST & NOT REBLOG. FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST 

Well strike through is Javet 

No strike through is Snoper 

fire. ice. water. air. earth. claws. fangs. wings. gold. diamonds. grass. leaves. trees. roses. metal. iron. rust. rain. snow. lace. silk. cotton. sun. moon. stars. blood. dirt. mud. silver. steel. sugar. salt. lavender. glass. wood. paper. wool. fur (Snoper likes fur uwu). smoke. ash. ocean. bruise. scar. wind. spices. light. dark. paint. charcoal. wine. hard liquor. sweat. dust. bare feet. canine. feline. coffee. tea. books. scratches. petals. thorns. hay. glitter. heat. cold. steam. frost. candle. sword. dagger. staff. arrow. axe. hammer. shield. spikes. sand. rocks. roots. feathers. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. herbs. waves. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. clay. stone. brick. lions. wolves. wrinkles. 

tagged by: @ask-ex-medic (Oh you blep) 

tagging: *doesn't tag anyone*