War Never Changes.... Except for When it Does.

I'm only saving this blog for the nostalgia, it's been dead for years at this point. Don't interact, I won't respond.

[ask-falloutfandom]

Hey Eliza! Hit me up sometime you fuckin dweeb I'm literally always online y'know - love, Dar

I thought you died, you fuckin nerd! Would it kill you to write once a year like Voca does??

[allsgoodhere]

Maybe your bum ass should be writin ME a letter every once in a while huh? Huh??? Just kiddin I hear momhood’s hard.

[ask-falloutfandom]

You think I know how to write?? Absolutely not. And momhood is hard, even more so when your child can manifest insects out of their face. It’s great. I’m not tired at all.

[allsgoodhere]

SHIT HOW IS SHE? I miss Joey so fuckin much has she started spittin out the really cool bugs yet? Also I imagine it’s extra hard when miss momma can’t read … I’d help but you know I ain’t sure I can either.

[ask-falloutfandom]

It’s still mostly centipedes, spiders, and cockroaches, just at much greater volumes. Who needs reading? Signs can never stop us, cause we won’t be able to read them!

[ask-falloutfandom]

Hey Eliza! Hit me up sometime you fuckin dweeb I'm literally always online y'know - love, Dar

I thought you died, you fuckin nerd! Would it kill you to write once a year like Voca does??

[allsgoodhere]

Maybe your bum ass should be writin ME a letter every once in a while huh? Huh??? Just kiddin I hear momhood’s hard.

[ask-falloutfandom]

You think I know how to write?? Absolutely not. And momhood is hard, even more so when your child can manifest insects out of their face. It’s great. I’m not tired at all.

[ask-falloutfandom]

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

[ask-falloutfandom]

“Good, its about time.”

Joey is progressively bouncing closer to Riley. As she does so, you watch a centipede crawl out of her left nostril and into her hair.

“Yeah, I remember talking about Fluffy. I also remember thinking, huh, that’s probably a terrible idea. So I’m good on that front, but I do miss Levi.”

[fandomstuck-fallout]

Riley very unsurenwhat to do uses her ultimate defense poking she pokes her cousin on the knows as if she were a shark

“Fluffy is a wonderful dog at least he thinks he’s dog anyways she was once you’re moirail but now she’s your sister-in-law” he looks down to see riley poking away at her cousin

“…riley you are such a weirdo”

[ask-falloutfandom]

“Moirail was a... long time ago. Doesn’t mean I love her any less, however. Even more so now that she’s family.”

Almost as soon as you say something to Riley, with the following poke Joey grins and her face erupts with spiders. Eliza sighs, scoops up the horror baby with one arm, and leans her on her hip. Joey, still grinning down at her cousin, stops spewing spiders as soon as her mom picks her up.

[ask-falloutfandom]

((Hey u know that annual thing where I just randomly drop into your inbox to be a nerd? hey look it's that time again wow it's me aki)) There's some loud, obnoxious pounding on your front door, Fallout. You better answer, this person seems like they mean serious business. And the serious business may be involving one of your (hopefully) favorite people.

((🎵Its the most wonderful time of the year~!🎵 Hey bby!!!))

When Fallout answers the door, she is one hundred percent holding a shotgun up and pointing it at you. This is what you get for knocking like an asshole. Joey is standing slightly behind her, pointing her own gun. Plastic, and it looks like it’s not filled with water. You probably don’t want to know what Fallout put in that, honestly.

“Oh holy shit,” She lowers her gun and leans it next to the door as she realizes its one of her ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE, “hey! Did you die again? It’s been a hot minute.”

Joey is still pointing her gun at you, babbling some nonsense about “if you don’t get outta here I’m gonna shoot you! I’m gonna shoot you dead!” which is quickly met with Fallout’s “stand down soldier” and a hand on her head. She does not stand down, but you’re fairly certain she doesn’t know how to pull the trigger. Fairly certain.

[my-oc-library]

Upon Fallout opening the door, Voca immediately throws her arms up in the air in surrender, laughing just a bit at the warm welcome. She lowers them as soon as her friend is hit with the realization that she isn’t an enemy and beams at her, clearly glad to see her best friend.

“Hey! I mean, kind of? I did disappear off the face of the Earth once again didn’t I? That’s a pretty bad habit of mine.”

Voca peers around Fallout to see Joey, giving her a friendly wave despite her babbling threats. She is not as well-acquainted with Fallout’s other child compared to Bio, but she always develops those motherly (or in this case, aunt-ly?) urges for any of Fallout’s kids. 

“Hey kiddo!! You’ve gotten so big since I’ve last seen you. Mama let you have a gun, it seems! All grown up.”

She turns back to Fallout. It’s almost how abnormal how much she is smiling. 

“Mind if I come in and chat for a bit? I feel like we really gotta catch up!”

[ask-falloutfandom]

“Yeah! It’s full of apple juice.”

Joey then spins the gun around to drink said apple juice, and toddles away, Fallout rolling her eyes after her kid.

“Of course!” She steps aside to let you inside, gesturing dramatically into her living room. “Come on in, make yourself comfortable. Do you want anything to drink?”

The living room is actually decent sized, with a couch and armchair, tv setup, a bookshelf with a bunch of old pictures, and an almost ridiculous amount of Joey’s toys strewn everywhere.

“We’ve gotta do our annual ‘guess who didn’t die’ session!” Fallout is grinning like the big nerd that she is at her own joke.

[ask-falloutfandom]

Hey Eliza! Hit me up sometime you fuckin dweeb I'm literally always online y'know - love, Dar

I thought you died, you fuckin nerd! Would it kill you to write once a year like Voca does??

[ask-falloutfandom]

blessed with best girl

*gasp* No, it is ME who is blessed with best girl

[ask-falloutfandom]

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

[ask-falloutfandom]

“Good, its about time.”

Joey is progressively bouncing closer to Riley. As she does so, you watch a centipede crawl out of her left nostril and into her hair.

“Yeah, I remember talking about Fluffy. I also remember thinking, huh, that’s probably a terrible idea. So I’m good on that front, but I do miss Levi.”

[ask-falloutfandom]

((Hey u know that annual thing where I just randomly drop into your inbox to be a nerd? hey look it's that time again wow it's me aki)) There's some loud, obnoxious pounding on your front door, Fallout. You better answer, this person seems like they mean serious business. And the serious business may be involving one of your (hopefully) favorite people.

((🎵Its the most wonderful time of the year~!🎵 Hey bby!!!))

When Fallout answers the door, she is one hundred percent holding a shotgun up and pointing it at you. This is what you get for knocking like an asshole. Joey is standing slightly behind her, pointing her own gun. Plastic, and it looks like it’s not filled with water. You probably don’t want to know what Fallout put in that, honestly.

“Oh holy shit,” She lowers her gun and leans it next to the door as she realizes its one of her ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE, “hey! Did you die again? It’s been a hot minute.”

Joey is still pointing her gun at you, babbling some nonsense about “if you don’t get outta here I’m gonna shoot you! I’m gonna shoot you dead!” which is quickly met with Fallout’s “stand down soldier” and a hand on her head. She does not stand down, but you’re fairly certain she doesn’t know how to pull the trigger. Fairly certain.

[ask-falloutfandom]

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

[fandomstuck-fallout]

“Aren’t gremlins small,anyways its good to see you too liz and you too joey i brought your cousin with me”

Riley sticks close to her dad she looks a lot like levi but she’s dressed in a little vault suit with and plush death claw pacifier

[ask-falloutfandom]

“It is good to see you, despite all evidence to the contrary.”

Joey is bouncing in place, watching Riley with a huge grin, as Eliza casually picks a spider off Joey’s cheek.

“Any special occasion, or are you just here for shits and giggles?”

[fandomstuck-fallout]

“Just to say hi and so the girls can get use to each other also riley is in the clingy stage I’m suprised she’s let me set her down this long”

Riley doesn’t remember much of anything with joey has they didn’t spend mich time together

“Like the oufit i made for her and the binki i’d say i have this being a dad thing down pretty well” you say all this with a smug smile

[ask-falloutfandom]

“Oh god, I remember clingy stage.”

Eliza chuckles and pats Joey on the head. Joey doesn’t really remember Riley either, she’s just excited that people her size exist.

“The outfit is a little... hmm...” You’re only now remembering Eliza’s thoughts on vault suits. She really doesn’t like them. “It’s cute. Kinda reminds me of you when you were little. The binkie is amazing though. Little on the nose, but I like it.”

“I’m glad you finally have it figured out instead of dropping your kid off with me at random times.” She looks just as smug as she says this. “Does this mean you’re actually getting your shit together?”

[ask-falloutfandom]

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

[fandomstuck-fallout]

“Aren’t gremlins small,anyways its good to see you too liz and you too joey i brought your cousin with me”

Riley sticks close to her dad she looks a lot like levi but she’s dressed in a little vault suit with and plush death claw pacifier

[ask-falloutfandom]

“It is good to see you, despite all evidence to the contrary.”

Joey is bouncing in place, watching Riley with a huge grin, as Eliza casually picks a spider off Joey’s cheek.

“Any special occasion, or are you just here for shits and giggles?”

[ask-falloutfandom]

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

[ask-falloutfandom]

Oops, new Eliza incoming.

@fandomstuck-happytreefriends

[ask-falloutfandom]

Voca: Hey Fallout, highkey not dead (physically anyway) and decided I should drop by and say hi. I love you. And I hope Joey’s doing well too. I missed you guys.

FF: Hey, holy shit, I thought everyone around here had died. Wow... We’re pretty good over here, I missed you a ton... How have you been? Other than the every way except physically dead thing, I already know generally how that goes.

((my inbox across all three blogs has been so dead i immediately wrote this off as probably being more virus bots. But I’m glad its you! It’s been a hot minute! ily!!))

[friendomfandom]

ultimate post-apoc siblings

@fandomstuck-fallout

[ask-falloutfandom]

Hey i nabbed your niece while your brother and his girlfriend slept so here you go*plops the child in fallout's arms*

“For fuck’s sake…” 

Shes not too pumped about this development. Sure, the baby is cute as hell, but Joey is trying to climb up her pant leg to see the girl while Fallout is trying to shuffle across the room to her phone to try to call Levi. This was not the plan for the evening, anon.

[askleviathanfandom]

Levi groggily picks up her cell phone. Who the hell is calling now?

LF: Mmm? -yawns- Levi here…

[ask-falloutfandom]

FF: Levi, some asshole dropped your kid at my place and–

You can hear a shrill scream in the background, then Fallout yelling to “put that down right now! No, leave Riley alone!”

FF: Listen, I know I’m supposed to be cool aunt and everything but I can’t handle two children under the age of 5 at the same time.

Glass shatters in the background.

FF: Help.

[askleviathanfandom]

LF: Mhm…I’ll be there in a few.

She rolls out of bed, changes, and is knocking on Fallout’s door in five minutes, a bit more awake now.

[ask-falloutfandom]

It takes a second for Fallout to get to the door and you can see why when she gets there. She’s carrying Riley, who is grabbing fistfuls of her aunt’s hair and pulling on it, while Joey is yelling in delight trying to climb up her mother’s legs to get to the smaller child. She looks exhausted.

FF: What the fuck--

Joey: WHAT THE FUCK!!

FF: *whispering* goddammit...

[ask-falloutfandom]

Hey i nabbed your niece while your brother and his girlfriend slept so here you go*plops the child in fallout's arms*

“For fuck’s sake…” 

Shes not too pumped about this development. Sure, the baby is cute as hell, but Joey is trying to climb up her pant leg to see the girl while Fallout is trying to shuffle across the room to her phone to try to call Levi. This was not the plan for the evening, anon.

[askleviathanfandom]

Levi groggily picks up her cell phone. Who the hell is calling now?

LF: Mmm? -yawns- Levi here…

[ask-falloutfandom]

FF: Levi, some asshole dropped your kid at my place and--

You can hear a shrill scream in the background, then Fallout yelling to “put that down right now! No, leave Riley alone!”

FF: Listen, I know I’m supposed to be cool aunt and everything but I can’t handle two children under the age of 5 at the same time.

Glass shatters in the background.

FF: Help.

[ask-falloutfandom]

Joey whats it like having your cousin over

“*unintelligible* gross and *unintelligible* baby Rye.”

“Joey pulled a centipede out of her nose and made Riley cry. Twice. Joey thought it was hilarious.”

Fallout is exhausted. Also, Joey is one and a half with a mouthful of tarantulas, you really think you’re gonna get a coherent answer?