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Glamrock Fredd/half of golden freddy (Evan)

The princess/half of golden freddy (Cassidy)

Glamrock Chica (Susie)

Roxanne Wolf/shadow Freddy (Kasey)

Monty gator (Andrew)

Clover

Nick

Leonia

Eddie

Cassie

Regan

Max

Mxes

Mike

Lizz

Gregory

Vannessa

Sam

Charlie

Ann

RQX

Red bear

XOR

Glitchtrap

Vincent

Andrea

Adrian

Stacy

Blake

Rose

Reese

Mimic

Essen

Marlene

Lewis

Tony

Ellis

Carters in blue

Aftons in red

Emily’s in green

Misc in orange

RWQFSFASXC and his early offshoots in pink

#fnaf au #golden children au

To Cassidy and Evan: do you know that Nick and Elizabeth are in a relationship?

Cassidy: yeah, honestly I think their good for eachother

Evan: what she said.

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #cassidy carter #Evan Afton

Hey Nick is they by any chance you had a enchanted a yellow bear before?

Nick: no?

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #nick carter

Ann: so, tell me a little about yourself.

Regan: i used to have a crush on abe lincoln a when i was 5 and when my mom told me he was dead i cried for like an hour.

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #anastasia emily #regan carter

Stacy: why do you like dragon?

Nick: what kinda of question is that? Why the fuck wouldn’t I like dragons?

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #stacy carpenter #nick carter

Stacey: What’s your favorite flavor of water?

Nick: Stace, water doesn’t have flavor.

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #stacy carpenter #nick carter

To nick: how did you managed to reunite with you long lost friends and sister

Nick: what the fuck are you talking about?

Customer: is that ham processed? If so, I don’t Want it.

Leonia: Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.

Customer: …

Leonia: We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #leonia carter

Sam: Arguing with me is pointless. The sky is red, deal with it.

Stacey: …

Stacey: You know what, I’m not even mad, go off monarch

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #sammy emily #stacy carpenter

Drea: hey clo can you help me?

Clover: sure, what do you need?

Drea: i need about tree fiddy

Clover: *realizes she was actually talking to an eight, story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era* GOD DAMN IT LOCHNESS MONSTER I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY!

Lochness monster: how about two fiddy?

Clover: OH, NOW ITS JUST TWO FIDDY, YOU LISTEN HERE MONSTER WE WORK FOR OUR MONEY IN THIS HOUSE AND WE DON'T GIVE MONEY AWAY!

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #andrea fitzgerald #clover carter #loch ness monster #tree fiddy

Mike *pointing at Nick*: We have Daddy Issues

Mike *pointing at Drea*: Daddy Issues

Mike: *pointing at Sam*: Chaos Junkie

Mike *pointing at Adrian*: Mommy Issues

Mike *pointing at Stacey*: You… you actually seem weirdly self actualized

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #michale afton #nick carter #andrea fitzgerald #sammy emily #adriana smith #Stacey carpenter

Lizz: Ya know, when I was your age, I’d be manipulating the student body and become class president.

Regan: Are you like a supervillain or something? Because that is definitely not normal

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #elizabeth afton #regan carter

Lizz: You know when she was little, she used to call you “Pretti Annie”

Ann: Aww, that’s adorable

Regan: MOOOM!!!!

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #elizabeth afton #anastasia emily #regan carter

Tony: NO, THATS WRONG:

Ellis and Greg: Tony…we’re writing a FANTASY story-

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #tony becker #fnaf ellis #gregory afton

*flashback to sister location*

Mike crawling through Ballora gallery: It do be a bit dark innit- F^CK OF YOU TALL THING- anyway

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #michale afton

Sam: Yes, yes, "blood for the blood god" and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

Sam: I mean, they're the blood god.

Sam: Presumably they already have blood.

Sam: You're giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

Nick: I don't think you end up the blood god by saying "yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood."

#golden children au #fnaf au #incorrect quote #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #into the fazverse #skit #sammy emily #nick carter

ask-gc

Stacy: I have a joke for you.

Nick: Ok shoot

Stacy: What has a tiny penis and hangs down?

Nick: I dunno what?

Stacy: A bat. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Nick: I dunno what?

*click*

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