Slytherin head nani?

Persian Empire/Yazata Akhtar, Teaches Transfiguration and Alchemy. Associated with @aph-hogwarts-hub , mun Gypty

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I wanna make this a magic blog but what kind hmm hmm. Give it a reset

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is there a cultural difference in Britain that you find particularly fascinating? Have you tried butterbeer for example?

I like making my own~ Though it has to be in my own quarters *because it is so tasty cough* As for other British differences..Wands do not really count but they are still really fascinating. What else.....Ah, the garble.

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lonely!

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Professor Akhtar how dare you turn lonely without checking if I were available first!

I am extremely available, to the point that it’s grotesque.

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“You seem like a busy guy? Where have you been? You look like a librarian” Izad wat

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“Well I’ve been writing in the library, or being guided here and there by a certain Ghost King. Though I can always make time for you.” Shiv that’s not a silent plea for help at all.

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“….pfffahahaha” he’s rolling “I will save you from my ancestor sure. I just assumed you two were too close for anyone to question” ah to be haunted in a magic fortress 

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He’s cute!! Kitty pspspspspss “I adore the guy, but he adores rousing the public. As he’s abandoned me for now, won’t you let me join you Professor?”

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 ^  ^ (♦w♦) whomst “hmm depends, you company is mine, you rouse the public yourself though, am I wrong?”

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You, yes you! “Hahahah, not like Iqti, nothing close.” Here kitty pspspspspsppspspspspspsps

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“Ah, so calm collected professor” Take my paws, I am kitty, shamelessly kitty. Ra he really is lonely  

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lonely!

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Professor Akhtar how dare you turn lonely without checking if I were available first!

I am extremely available, to the point that it’s grotesque.

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“You seem like a busy guy? Where have you been? You look like a librarian” Izad wat

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“Well I’ve been writing in the library, or being guided here and there by a certain Ghost King. Though I can always make time for you.” Shiv that’s not a silent plea for help at all.

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“….pfffahahaha” he’s rolling “I will save you from my ancestor sure. I just assumed you two were too close for anyone to question” ah to be haunted in a magic fortress 

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He’s cute!! Kitty pspspspspss “I adore the guy, but he adores rousing the public. As he’s abandoned me for now, won’t you let me join you Professor?”

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 ^  ^ (♦w♦) whomst “hmm depends, you company is mine, you rouse the public yourself though, am I wrong?”

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lonely!

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Professor Akhtar how dare you turn lonely without checking if I were available first!

I am extremely available, to the point that it’s grotesque.

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“You seem like a busy guy? Where have you been? You look like a librarian” Izad wat

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“Well I’ve been writing in the library, or being guided here and there by a certain Ghost King. Though I can always make time for you.” Shiv that’s not a silent plea for help at all.

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“....pfffahahaha” he's rolling “I will save you from my ancestor sure. I just assumed you two were too close for anyone to question” ah to be haunted in a magic fortress 

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lonely!

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Professor Akhtar how dare you turn lonely without checking if I were available first!

I am extremely available, to the point that it’s grotesque.

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“You seem like a busy guy? Where have you been? You look like a librarian” Izad wat

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lonely!

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Class

Two teachers and two students, the lesson for this session will be to make one another a luncheon meal….mi-mu-ggle style! I assure you these credits will go to any attending or future alchemy credited classes, if you have no reason to attend an alchemy class come see me about where I can insert the credit instead.   @ask-hogwarts-india @ask-hogwarts-2pnorway @ask-hogwarts-nyo-norway

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“How much assistance should we provide, professor?”

Do these kids know how to cook yet- ahh please don’t cut your fingers off with the knives.

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“Also, if I may chime in, do we know who our meals are going to? Or is it a secret even for us?”

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“I don’t mind not knowing who yet, just so long as I get to help.” He smiled.

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“Calm down you two, the only two who signed up for the class are..well you two brave souls I suppose. Us teachers will supervise and if all is going well we will give it a shot ourselves. Don’t worry we know what you are doing, think potions class”

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Class

Two teachers and two students, the lesson for this session will be to make one another a luncheon meal....mi-mu-ggle style! I assure you these credits will go to any attending or future alchemy credited classes, if you have no reason to attend an alchemy class come see me about where I can insert the credit instead.   @ask-hogwarts-india @ask-hogwarts-2pnorway @ask-hogwarts-nyo-norway

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Who’s ready for munday?

Show of hands for my students who are willing to go down to the kitchens with me to make our own lunches and participate in a er….trust exercise, also looking for a second teacher to help supervise. 

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I will

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One teacher one student! Anyone else?

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Maybe me? I can try to boot the blog up again with it.

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Wonderful! two students, so speak now or never we are ready to hit the kitchens!

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Who’s ready for munday?

Show of hands for my students who are willing to go down to the kitchens with me to make our own lunches and participate in a er….trust exercise, also looking for a second teacher to help supervise. 

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I will

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One teacher one student! Anyone else?

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Who’s ready for munday?

Show of hands for my students who are willing to go down to the kitchens with me to make our own lunches and participate in a er....trust exercise, also looking for a second teacher to help supervise. 

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Where you and professer hassan married at some point?

“Is there something you need to know about it? Like will it help your own circumstances?”

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Autumn/Halloween Sentence Starters

Feel free to suggest conversation subjects for a part two.

“Autumn is my favorite season.” “Do you call it Fall or Autumn?” “I love it when the trees change.” “Don’t tell me you’re not dressing up for Halloween.” “It’s the mooost wonderful tiiime of the yeaaaaar~” “I miss when it was actually warm outside.” “I’m in pumpkin spice hell.” “How many caramel apples do we need? Two? Twenty? Four hundred? I’m buying four hundred.” “I’m having a bonfire tonight. Wanna come?” “If you don’t carve pumpkins with me this year, we’re not friends anymore.” “If you don’t carve pumpkins with me this year, I’m breaking up with you.” “I drank a gallon of cider all by myself. I regret nothing.” “Let’s do a couple costume this year.” “Did you know they used to carve faces on turnips?” “There’s nothing quite as satisfying as stepping on a super crunchy leaf.” “October is when the creeps come out of hiding. Hence, I am here.” “Want to have a horror movie marathon with me?” “You ever realize that the fall smell everyone loves so much is just the scent of dying plants?” “We need to add more Halloweens to the year. 30 more to be exact.” “I’m not really superstitious. I think the whole ‘spirits returning to earth’ thing is ridiculous.” “Whether or not I believe in ghosts, I’m not going to risk it with a Ouija board.” “Let’s go to the Halloween store.” “You know, there are a lot of spooky legends about this time of year.” “Everything just seems more eerie in the fall.” “Ooh! I like this pumpkin pattern. I’m getting it.” “Something about Autumn just makes me melancholy.” “October is the best time for blankets and [hot beverage of choice].” “Take a walk with me. It’s so crisp and nice outside.” “Ah, October. The harvest season. Perfect for harvesting souls.” “Let’s go get lost in a corn maze. It’ll be fun!” “I want a pumpkin spice latte and I don’t care what anyone thinks.” “I’m still undecided on my Halloween costume this year.” “I don’t dress up anymore. That’s for kids.” “I’m so excited to see all of the adorable trick-or-treaters.” “I’m decorating the house as terrifying as possible to scare away trick-or-treaters. More candy for me.” “You give kids apples for Halloween? What kind of monster does that?!” “If you jump in this leaf pile right after I finish raking, I will spear you with this rake.” “Tell me the scariest story you have.” “Do you want to hear something scary?”

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what's your favourite part about Hogwarts?

“The fact that this is ten times scarier to the kids here than my Finals”

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Tonights homework is getting some darn sleep

if you need a relaxation spell see me after class

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what are your thoughts on centaurs?

“Ah we have much to learn from centaurs, back home I dearly wanted to be one, and I did for a few years, even if my animageus turned into something shocking. I have yet to exchange comrodery with the local centaurs though, soon enough!”