this blog fucks

28, she/her

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[jvliet-watson]

How biblically accurate.

Ctto

[thewingedwolf]

this is crazy someone introduce melanie to bisexuality and save her from sincere

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[54prowl]

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[o-kurwa]

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[darlinggofindyourself]

the only way for fusebox to redeem themselves is reuploading season 1 and 2 in fixed versions. i dare you COWARDS

[sobadbad]

Secret World of Sound 1.03

[mcweasel]

currently up thinking about bobby from the deleted seasons of the love island mobile game. that was my man for nearly five years and they stole him from me… THEY MURDERED HIM!!

i can’t even explain unless u were there how good that game was like it was not just an episode clone it was spectacularly well written and it had so much depth and the characters felt so real… NO MOBILE APP WILL EVER HIT THE SAME AGAIN

[verenakauer]

I feel so many feelings about Rocky during the first contact. He wants to connect SO BADLY. Do Eridians have horror stories about scary aliens? If they do, Rocky doesn't care. He wants this alien to be friendly. He does everything he can to accommodate. Here, a little gift I'm sending your way at the speed you're comfortable with. Please be there. Here, the next gift is going right into your airlock so that it's easier for you to catch. Please don't fly away. You made a strange gesture with your limb, I'll make my robot make that gesture back. Please belive that I'm friendly. Here's a tunnel to connect us, I'll make sure you can breathe in it. Please come meet me. I'll let you choose the material for the wall separating us; I'll rebuild the whole wall if it makes you more comfortable, no trouble, just please let's talk. You're all alone on your ship, I can hear it, please come sleep here where I can watch you, it's unsafe for you to be alone. I'm alone and scared, it's been 46 years since I felt safe while sleeping, please please please watch me sleep too. I'm very vulnerable when I sleep and I trust that you won't use it against me. I want to visit your ship, am allowed, question? I'm moving in with you. Let's save the stars.

[countessklair]

kenzie's brother and her friends clearing the record that their whole family is anti-maga, sean's sister and friends and his mother coming forward to do the same for him.....that's some soulmate shit

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[linddzz]

officially the best line in The Odyssey

[countessklair]

Love Island S8E5 Recap Thoughts

melanie is so philly (derogatory) but i still like her

trinity is suuuuuuper emotionally mature too

Sean saying he’s basically the backup qb….i love him I fear

KENZIE LIKES COUNTRY CONCERTS???? SEAN THIS IS YOUR GIRL

Corbin asking for a kiss. yikes. 

Kenzie didn’t LOOK into it. not like she does with Sean 

that person who said sincere liked em a little crazy - he so does you’re so right omg

KAYDA pulled CORBIN?????? 

yeah Kenzie was NOT bothered about her chat getting interrupted 

so Corbin asked Kenzie and Kayda for another kiss, BUT KAYDA TOLD HIM NO OMG WHAT AN ICONNNNN 

Kayda is drawing me in. she’s climbing the ranks for me

lowkey trinity and Corbin’s convo seems like the most real and actual getting to know you convo 

pisses me off that no one is giving Aniya the energy she deserves 

Sean and Trinity to me have friends vibes 

Sean is funny

Trinity is such a good person I love her

Sean is respectful and emotionally educated

Sean and Kenziiiiiiieeeeeeeee ughhhh

Corbin making a fruit platter for all the girls to share is so smart

TRINITY AND BRYCE KISSINGGGGG CUTE

KENZIE AND SEAN ARE SO FUCKING CUTE WTF 

KC I like your breakfast presentations 

I appreciate Bea telling Melanie she wants to chat

Aniya patting Kenzie on the ass when she's walking up the stairs ahead of her lmaooooo my top two clients

Kenzie reaction hearing Corbin asked Kayda for a kiss three times is so real

KENZIE SEAN IS YOUR MAN FR FR 

I’m so glad we’re getting to see Aniya and Kenzie talking 

MEDITATING CLASSSSSSS SO CUTE I LOVE THEM 

I love them so fucking much 

“What’s chakra” “just listen to the instructor don’t ask questions” 

Gabriel calling Bryce ‘brycey’ was so cute 

ALSO ITS INSANE FOR SEAN TO ASK BEA AND GABE FOR ADVICE I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT 

Ooooooooo Kenzie confronting Corbin about trying to kiss Kayda love that for her 

KENZIE SEAN IS YOUR MAN. THATS YOUR MAN. 

Oh god. Bea vs Mel take two

Kenzie hasn’t said shit about Melanie pulling Corbin first I don’t think she really cares 

Bea being vulnerable with Mel is something I did not see coming but holy fuck

I’m so soft for herrrrr

This conversation Bea and Mel are having about the pressure of femininity especially in love island - IN THIS ESSAY I WILL 

These girls run that villa 

Mel chatting with Corbin again….ok 

ANIYA PULLING SINCERE OMFGGGG

god Aniya is so gorgeous. she’s literally a goddess

I’m reminded that Aniya initially stood behind Sinceres door….

(Lowkey I wonder if Kenzie will finally talk with Zach but I still don’t think she should) 

Lmao nvm that side hug with Aniya and Sincere , she’s not into him 

ok Mel and Sincere ‘exploring or not’ convo take one million 

…this is going well so far??? I think??? 

Mel please be honest. It IS a test

I appreciate that she said sorry

I do finally think Sincere and Mel are back on the same page

oooooo KC and Aniya content FINALLY 

SHE CALLED HIM BABE WTFFF

THEYRE SO CUTE JESUS 

ok theyre talking about colorism and hes validating her experience without even being prompted 

if hes like this with her in private and we just haven’t been shown it i will fucking RIOT because he’s literally worshipping her AND ITS WHAT SHE DESERVESSSSS

KC wants to hang out with that NBA family lmao 

ok wtf Kayda and Corbin chat number 2 I guess 

Kayda has the right way about it, wanting to actually get to know someone 

CORBIN USED THE SAME PHRASE WITH KAYDAS EYES AS HE DID WITH KENZIE HES A FUCKING PLAYERRRRRR 

Bryce and Zach added more content for the TikTok edits 

Kenzie and Gabe …. I mean. I just don’t really feel it. 

And Kenzie doesn’t want that smoke with Bea (for no reason, like unless she’s like. CERTAIN) and I don’t blame her 

Trinity and Bryce do have good and comfortable conversation 

I think the ogs (and first 2 bombshells) are actually locked in 

I wanted Kenzie and Sean to get to have another conversation 

I KNEW CORBIN WOULD GET FIRST PICK. 

fuck. 

If Kenzie and Sean don’t get together I’ll cry

PLEASE DONT SEND SEAN HOME 

GOD i love these girls so much 

I don’t like Corbin. 

Kenzie pulled KC and Sincere at the same time?????

FRIENDSHIPSSSSS OMGGGGG 

CMON KC AND CERE PULL FOR YOUR BOY SEAN 

Ariana is gorgeous but I hate that jumpsuit she’s wearing 

KC and Kenzie are going to be besties

This is my first live watch of recoupling and I’m anxious

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I don’t want him to pick anyoneeeeee 

and the pick is in 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

she doesn’t look into it

OMG she didn’t even kiss him, not even on the cheek or hold his hand

she is NOT feeling him 

Aniya is up first YAY

KC is so cute looking at her 

YAAAAAAAAY ANIYA AND KC

God I’m so happy for them

ugh SEAN 

Mel next…..

Oh yeah she’s picking Sincere for sure

all that drama for nothing 

Trinity is so cute ‘you ate that bitch’ 

Every time sincere talks I want to roll my eyes 

Kayda third 

Ofc she’s picking Zach

if Sean gets dumped I’m actually gonna sob 

HE AND KENZIEEEEEEEEEE

Bea next 

She’s picking Gabriel obviously 

she's really opening up this ep about finally FEELING feminine and vulnerable instead of defending herself with being tough all the time 

cute I love to see it 

fuck it’s really all down to Trinity 

she looks gorgeous of course 

ugh I hate this 

Kenzie wanted Sean tonight, she always said he was her number one

Kenzie crossing her fingers Sean stays 

IS TRINITY GONNA KEEP SEAN ???? 

……

FUCKKKKKKK

god Kenzies face

Bryce and Trinity are cute and i am coming around on them as a couple 

BUT KENZIE WANTED SEAAAAAAN

If Sean actually gets dumped

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

now don't go lying, Kenzie girl.

I don’t believe Kenzie would have picked Corbin 

Kenzie go get your fucking man 

KISS HIM WTF 

he needs to be a second chance for Kenzie, bring him back in casa or something

ok new bombshells, sure

but fucking THREE?????? WTF

WE SHOULD HAVE KEPT SEAN WTF

this means next time one of the og girls is getting dumped