^0^

askz open!!1 ^o^ i am an adult (run by @undesd)

[ask-infected]

wh4t up im inf3ct3d n im kinda vibin  ~( ˘-˘~) l3tz chat ;O

[ask-infected]

this next one might get you messy

h3llo whg4t do3s thisd mean..............

[call-my-touch-tone-telephone]

hallo! do u wan come to my party?! just pls don question my eyeball room <:( or...bring up MR, please? it maeks my head all fuzzy. OTHERWISE PLS COME PLS PLS PLS

ONLY if Split is there.

[3008-resident]

What, can't leave the house without your emotional support girlfriend?

[call-my-touch-tone-telephone]

oh I know YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE NOT SAYING THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW.

[3008-resident]

What is that supposed to mean?

[ask-infected]

d0es any1 in th1s thre4d sm0ke we3d

[call-my-touch-tone-telephone]

OH LOOK HERE HE IS. WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO BOWLING.

[ask-infected]

wh4?

[call-my-touch-tone-telephone]

hallo! do u wan come to my party?! just pls don question my eyeball room <:( or...bring up MR, please? it maeks my head all fuzzy. OTHERWISE PLS COME PLS PLS PLS

ONLY if Split is there.

[3008-resident]

What, can't leave the house without your emotional support girlfriend?

[call-my-touch-tone-telephone]

oh I know YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE NOT SAYING THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW.

[3008-resident]

What is that supposed to mean?

[ask-infected]

d0es any1 in th1s thre4d sm0ke we3d

[greggturkington]

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

[ask-infected]

hello infected!! i must know.. have you ever played ultrakill..

Y3S!! pr0t0typ3 g4ve meh a copy for xm4s!! itz so 3pic………

[ask-infected]

graphics interchange format = gif. so you're correct. it's not a fucking jraphics card </3

...but lampert is also correct, because it's an acronym. technically.

TH4NK Y0U.

i m34n 1 kn0w im right but y4.

..

‘jif’ is l1ek… peanut butt3r or sum..

[notmakos]

closer look at some of the posters in kasper's apartment

had a lot of fun making these robloxified album covers

[3008-resident]

has Infected ever tried to get you sick?

[ask-infected]

n0t 4ll th3re?? not c0ol br4h.

[3008-resident]

[ask-poob]

Do you pronounce gif G-I-F or J-I-F.

This is very important. I will spontaneously combust if you say it wrong

PLS DON SUDDENLY EXPLOD DX> its jus how ive ben pronouncing it <:(

[3008-resident]

You say GIF like it's a word?

[ask-poob]

ya! cuz it is a word <:3

is it not a word? wat else wud it b?! <8§

[ask-infected]

ITZ PR0NOUNC3D G1FT WITH0UT THE T. 0F 4LL P30PLE Y0U SH0ULD KN0 D4T??!????!

[ask-infected]

have you ever looked up men kissing on google

no. totally my firzt t1me

[3008-resident]

[ask-poob]

what the fuck, Lampert.

[3008-resident]

ohgjod. imis him man;. wjy didthey yake himaway form me hesall i had;ohgodo.ddd

[ask-poob]

im on my way

[ask-infected]

wh4t the h3ll

[ask-infected]

I thought the cat got eaten ngl

why w0uld you s4y th4t….. ;_;

[ask-poob]

not a gud day! eatin whip crem til i shit!

[ask-infected]

oh no

[lampertwattson]

I wish i was lamperts number one fan because i do sure feel like it

[feelinsupersonic99]

sometimes I don’t feel like I’m Billy Hitchcock’s number one fan because I don’t have that shrine in my room I was supposed to make 5 months ago (I don’t have a printer 😢)

[lampertwattson]

Funny thing about that i have a shrine of him 😭😭 its all taped to my closet LOLLL

[3008-resident]

Can I see the shrine

[lampertwattson]

For anyone who wanted to see here

[3008-resident]

Where did you get those pictures

[ask-infected]

YO!!!!! u 4nd th4t other guy lo0k sick AF h3re

where did all these photos come from though

[ask-infected]

Don't you have a cat, too? How does your cat get along with the Gradient?

1 dunn0 h0w 0ld h3 1s. i found h1m 1n th3 b4ck all3y :P