Ask Spades Slick

Your name is Spades Slick, and despite your hate for clocks and a lot of things, you decided that you could answer some questions, even if you don't want to M!A: Female! (9 asks left) ((this blog is not dead! i was lost, but still alive!))

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sooooooo your pretty hot

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could you direct me to the ask the felt blog? i feel like that would be more beneficial to me.

DO I LOOK LIKE A GUIDE TO YOU 

(usser here, anon i don't know what you're asking, sorry)

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Ask Box is Open

I must say, that I had some hard time, but i'm here again, ready to answer all of those questions you may have.

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Suddenly your hat is a turtle! what do you do?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ANON, I’LL JUST BE HAPPY WITH THIS MOVING THING ON MY HEAD 

sorry for the bad quality of the photo, my tablet is more than dead

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YOU ARE GROUNDED KID 

If you wanted a mother you could just have told Ms. Paint

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ASK BOX IS CLOSED

Apparently you people had been having some fun in my ask box so now I will have to stab  answer all of the questions

((thank you so much for the asks!!!)) 

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((so, i suppose i should make this blog active again, so would you please send asks? i'm literally doing nothing so i need something to do right naw)) 

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H-Hey, Mr Slick? U-Um... Mr Hussie told me that life's a deck of playing cards... And you're my King of Hearts! *blushes*

I…

You are my queen of hearts then…

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((I'm sorry for not being here in a while! I am right now answering all the questions that you all gave me so please be patient!))

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What do you want Sn0wman

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That’s not a way to say hello to a lady Slick.

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Since when are you a lady? 

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What do you want Sn0wman

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"Well, that’s not a face I expected to see around here."

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"Hello Snooper..." 

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I will stab you Sn0wman, someday

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Slick.

Droog.

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How’re you doing?

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I'm fine. How about you Droog?

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Ms Paint, I was wondering if you would want to go out to dinner sometime... We could stab some kids if you'd like... AND CLOCKS We could stab some clocks too... I'll better leave you alone.

Maybe we’ll leave the stabbing, and just go for dinner? *giggles nervously*

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I think that would be nice too Ms. Paint

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