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@plightsnooper
plightsnooper
Would you like to join Fin and I for tea?
why the FUCK would i wanna do that
I.
I…
Just thought it would be a nice outing…
I’m sorry…
Fine. I was rude. WHY the fuck are you askin ME.
I’m sorry.
I want to get along with you. I was just.
Scared when this all started and I took it out on you…
Uhhuh. >:/ I ain’t buyin it, but whatever, I’ll do your little tea party.
Did someone say tea party?
Maybe someone did. We can talk about it at the party.
plightsnooper
Would you like to join Fin and I for tea?
why the FUCK would i wanna do that
I.
I…
Just thought it would be a nice outing…
I’m sorry…
Fine. I was rude. WHY the fuck are you askin ME.
I’m sorry.
I want to get along with you. I was just.
Scared when this all started and I took it out on you…
Uhhuh. >:/ I ain’t buyin it, but whatever, I’ll do your little tea party.
…
Okay.
It’s.
The cafe is on the corner of Main Street and Porty Avenue.
I'll be down there in a minute, then.
plightsnooper
Would you like to join Fin and I for tea?
why the FUCK would i wanna do that
I.
I…
Just thought it would be a nice outing…
I’m sorry…
Fine. I was rude. WHY the fuck are you askin ME.
I’m sorry.
I want to get along with you. I was just.
Scared when this all started and I took it out on you…
Uhhuh. >:/ I ain't buyin it, but whatever, I'll do your little tea party.
plightsnooper
Would you like to join Fin and I for tea?
why the FUCK would i wanna do that
I.
I…
Just thought it would be a nice outing…
I’m sorry…
Fine. I was rude. WHY the fuck are you askin ME.
Pretty sure you don't like me, after all. You gonna put arsenic in my tea or somethin?
plightsnooper
Would you like to join Fin and I for tea?
why the FUCK would i wanna do that
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
*She stands her ground, of course, flicking him in the forehead.*
Cause. You’re awful when you’re pissed off.
*He gives her another little shove.“ Oh fuck off.
Yknow you’re just provin’ my point.
*She does step back, however, just a bit*
Think I fuckin care? I don’t.
I think you do. Real deep down. Cmon, bitch. Fuckin’ tell me what’s wrong or I’ll get it outta ya one way or another.
I ain’t the fucking bitch here, you are. *He rubs his forehead wearily.* Maybe I’m just damn tired of this stupid timeline, yeah? Tired of people treatin me like shit for makin a little mistake.
Huh. It ain’t that bad. I mean… For us, anyway. I got a good guess a who is givin’ you trouble and heh, those guys are pissed at everyone all the time.
But. Gimme a name an’ I’ll whack ‘em one. Kay? Stop bein’ a sook. ’S been done, yknow, your mistake, and that’s that. Ain’t any changin’ it. We’re just stuck with a bunch a’ pissbabies.
*He just shrugs, sinking himself into the couch a little. Quite literally.*
Whatever. I don’t need you to go fighting my battles for me, alright? I’ll deal with this my own way.
No you ain’t. We both know that. You’re gonna sit there, have a mope n’ drink yourself into a fuckin’ stupor.
Or you’re gonna go n’ get yourself beaten up.
Either way you’re gonna look like an idiot. Just. Fuckin’ let me help you.
*He growls, sinking further into that place between the cushions.* Shut the fuck up. I don't care what I do, and you shouldn't either. I don't wanna hear bullshit from anyone, least of all you right now. *She's probably right, he's probably gonna do something stupid. Not right now, though. Right now he's just converting himself into shadow and hiding in the couch.*
The face of regret.
Ooh! Ooh! can I tell you a little bit about this? No? Too bad! I’m going to tell you anyway.
What’s happening here is that our lovely speckled guy (or gal) on top is establishing or reasserting that he (or she) is the boss in this pair. What?! Bunnies have a dominance thing?! YES, YES THEY DO. They literally sit on the heads of other bunnies to say they’re boss. This behavior is common, especially in bonded pairs. So while that lil’ dude (or dudette) on the bottom looks like maybe this is not a great moment–IT’S TOTALLY OKAY.
What may be happening here is top bun is saying to the other one, “Nah, it’s cool. You don’t have to make decisions today. I’m Top Bun.” And bun who is being sat upon might be thinking, “Okay, yeah. That’s pretty sweet. I was having a hard time deciding between whether or not to eat carrots first or hay, but if you’re making decisions I’ll just eat whatever you’re not eating. Cool cool.”
Buns also do this with PEOPLE! My bun and I sometimes have a little back and forth about who’s boss. If I smush his head down gently (GENTLY) he generally calms right the f down and stops his shenanigans. Sometimes he’ll just come right on up and stick his head under my hand, not just asking for pets, but asking for a little head smush. “You’re boss right now, okay? Okay. cool.” Sometimes he chins my hand or leg or whatever (because he can’t really smush my head). This basically means, “Yeah, you’re my person. Also I’m probably boss so bring me stuff and praise my handsome self.”
Just as an FYI.
Bun on the bottom looks like might have been in need of the head smush he just received.
That is all.
Smush.
–TLOTH
annadwarf
/SMUSHES YOUR HEAD LOVINGLY <3
warmbun
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
*She stands her ground, of course, flicking him in the forehead.*
Cause. You’re awful when you’re pissed off.
*He gives her another little shove.“ Oh fuck off.
Yknow you’re just provin’ my point.
*She does step back, however, just a bit*
Think I fuckin care? I don’t.
I think you do. Real deep down. Cmon, bitch. Fuckin’ tell me what’s wrong or I’ll get it outta ya one way or another.
I ain’t the fucking bitch here, you are. *He rubs his forehead wearily.* Maybe I’m just damn tired of this stupid timeline, yeah? Tired of people treatin me like shit for makin a little mistake.
Huh. It ain’t that bad. I mean… For us, anyway. I got a good guess a who is givin’ you trouble and heh, those guys are pissed at everyone all the time.
But. Gimme a name an’ I’ll whack ‘em one. Kay? Stop bein’ a sook. ’S been done, yknow, your mistake, and that’s that. Ain’t any changin’ it. We’re just stuck with a bunch a’ pissbabies.
*He just shrugs, sinking himself into the couch a little. Quite literally.*
Whatever. I don't need you to go fighting my battles for me, alright? I'll deal with this my own way.
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
*She stands her ground, of course, flicking him in the forehead.*
Cause. You’re awful when you’re pissed off.
*He gives her another little shove.“ Oh fuck off.
Yknow you’re just provin’ my point.
*She does step back, however, just a bit*
Think I fuckin care? I don’t.
I think you do. Real deep down. Cmon, bitch. Fuckin’ tell me what’s wrong or I’ll get it outta ya one way or another.
I ain't the fucking bitch here, you are. *He rubs his forehead wearily.* Maybe I'm just damn tired of this stupid timeline, yeah? Tired of people treatin me like shit for makin a little mistake.
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
*She stands her ground, of course, flicking him in the forehead.*
Cause. You’re awful when you’re pissed off.
*He gives her another little shove.“ Oh fuck off.
Yknow you’re just provin’ my point.
*She does step back, however, just a bit*
Think I fuckin care? I don't.
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
*She stands her ground, of course, flicking him in the forehead.*
Cause. You’re awful when you’re pissed off.
*He gives her another little shove." Oh fuck off.
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
Yeah I’m sure. Get your ass over here!
Why don’t you get yours over where i am? I aint in the fuckin mood for your games.
Juuuust testin you. *She would raise a brow before sauntering over to him*
I ain’t in the mood to be tested tonight.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway. ’M here, y'need me for whatever so uh. The hell is wrong with ya?
*He just grumbles, stretched out on his couch.* Nothin’s fuckin’ WRONG. *He snaps, teeth clicking together.*
Yeah. And we live in the fuckin’ arctic circle. Spill.
*She stands before him, right infront of his face*
*He shoves her away with a grunt.* Why.
Congrats on the tig ol biddies
so many friends comin outta the woodwork to compliment my knockers -c;D
Well I live in the woodwork as it is. >;}
things me and bats have in common
-smol -try to be scary but get scared by everything -bad vision -runs into walls often -awake at night -likes fruit -confused
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
Yeah I’m sure. Get your ass over here!
Why don’t you get yours over where i am? I aint in the fuckin mood for your games.
Juuuust testin you. *She would raise a brow before sauntering over to him*
I ain’t in the mood to be tested tonight.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway. ’M here, y'need me for whatever so uh. The hell is wrong with ya?
*He just grumbles, stretched out on his couch.* Nothin's fuckin' WRONG. *He snaps, teeth clicking together.*
HEY, ASSHOLE! Heard ya wanted me, not about to disappoint heheh
You fuckin sure about that?
Yeah I’m sure. Get your ass over here!
Why don’t you get yours over where i am? I aint in the fuckin mood for your games.
Juuuust testin you. *She would raise a brow before sauntering over to him*
I ain't in the mood to be tested tonight.
okay lets play a game: instead of y’all asking me headcanon questions, send me your headcanons for my muse. ( bonus: if i really like it i may make it an official headcanon )
