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*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

Don’t worry! She sleeps like you when you fell asleep on our floor!

aight, that happened THREE TIMES

Fool you once blame on me, fool twice you blame on you, fool you three times—

fool ya three times ya go inside!

@askdjacobs

Well, you've heard Jack. To bed, Leshem.

*Davey pushes Les back through the window, tossing the blanket over him.*

(@totallynotles)

Fine…

*les sighs but then smirks*

Les?

(@totallynotles)

Yes, bubba?

Do not make that face.

And - why are you calling me bubba?

Bubba

*Les’s smirk gets bigger*

Jack calls you that whenever we talk about you!

I beg your pardon? I'm sure he does not.

I’m pretty actually sure he does!

Jackie what do you call David whenever he’s not around?

( @ask-jackk )

davey, david, daves. nothin’ else.

*Les gives him a weird look but yawns*

Mh…

what?

What?

why ya lookin’ at me like that?

You always call David brubba! You say—

*les deepens his voice*

“Les that’s not very nice now go apologize to your brubba!”

#jack cannot pronounce brother

yeah, your brudda! cause y’all are bruddas!

Gasp! Jackie!

Are you running against me? Are you the blue side?

- @totallynotles

i dunno politics

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

Don’t worry! She sleeps like you when you fell asleep on our floor!

aight, that happened THREE TIMES

Fool you once blame on me, fool twice you blame on you, fool you three times—

fool ya three times ya go inside!

@askdjacobs

Well, you've heard Jack. To bed, Leshem.

*Davey pushes Les back through the window, tossing the blanket over him.*

(@totallynotles)

Fine…

*les sighs but then smirks*

Les?

(@totallynotles)

Yes, bubba?

Do not make that face.

And - why are you calling me bubba?

Bubba

*Les’s smirk gets bigger*

Jack calls you that whenever we talk about you!

I beg your pardon? I'm sure he does not.

I’m pretty actually sure he does!

Jackie what do you call David whenever he’s not around?

( @ask-jackk )

davey, david, daves. nothin’ else.

*Les gives him a weird look but yawns*

Mh…

what?

What?

why ya lookin’ at me like that?

Pick Les for President

les ya can’t run for prez I’S prez

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That’s all :)

You guys are so cool and I love you all <3

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

Don’t worry! She sleeps like you when you fell asleep on our floor!

aight, that happened THREE TIMES

Fool you once blame on me, fool twice you blame on you, fool you three times—

fool ya three times ya go inside!

@askdjacobs

Well, you've heard Jack. To bed, Leshem.

*Davey pushes Les back through the window, tossing the blanket over him.*

(@totallynotles)

Fine…

*les sighs but then smirks*

Les?

(@totallynotles)

Yes, bubba?

Do not make that face.

And - why are you calling me bubba?

Bubba

*Les’s smirk gets bigger*

Jack calls you that whenever we talk about you!

I beg your pardon? I'm sure he does not.

I’m pretty actually sure he does!

Jackie what do you call David whenever he’s not around?

( @ask-jackk )

davey, david, daves. nothin’ else.

*Les gives him a weird look but yawns*

Mh…

what?

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

Don’t worry! She sleeps like you when you fell asleep on our floor!

aight, that happened THREE TIMES

Fool you once blame on me, fool twice you blame on you, fool you three times—

fool ya three times ya go inside!

@askdjacobs

Well, you've heard Jack. To bed, Leshem.

*Davey pushes Les back through the window, tossing the blanket over him.*

(@totallynotles)

Fine…

*les sighs but then smirks*

Les?

(@totallynotles)

Yes, bubba?

Do not make that face.

And - why are you calling me bubba?

Bubba

*Les’s smirk gets bigger*

Jack calls you that whenever we talk about you!

I beg your pardon? I'm sure he does not.

I’m pretty actually sure he does!

Jackie what do you call David whenever he’s not around?

( @ask-jackk )

davey, david, daves. nothin’ else.

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

Don’t worry! She sleeps like you when you fell asleep on our floor!

aight, that happened THREE TIMES

Fool you once blame on me, fool twice you blame on you, fool you three times—

fool ya three times ya go inside!

@askdjacobs

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

Don’t worry! She sleeps like you when you fell asleep on our floor!

aight, that happened THREE TIMES

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

SWELLLLLL!

shi-shush up, ya want ima to come ova?

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

Ohhh! anything else?

davey too!

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

Oh okay

*les stares at him*

What else is swell?

uh, the strike

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*les looks at Jack’s feet*

You’re feet aren’t swelling so how are you swell?

Jack runs a hand through his hair.

means ‘m, i dunno, neat.

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

You can fly?

I haven’t seen you fly before!

means ya real swell.

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything to do with the west or cowboys but, I do agree.

(@ask-jackk)

‘course ya do, davey!

Jack laughs.

Would you like to share a cowboy fact? I know you hold many and I’m certain Les would be interested.

(@ask-jackk)

sure.

well, loada cowboys are mexican! like me! ain’t that neat, les?

(@totallynotles)

Wow really??

yeah!

What makes a person a cowboy?

well, ya gotta be real fly. like me! then, ya gotta get yaself a horse to ride. then ya ride ‘round santa fe!

*david and Jack were on the fire escape doing whatever they do on the fire escape you decide, when suddenly there was a loud scream.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM RIGHT HERE MAKING YOU SUPER AWARE OF MY ‘PERIOR ESENTS!!

— @totallynotles

SHUDDUP

ARE YOU AWARE??!

YEAH I’S AWARE CONSIDERIN’ YA IS SCREAMIN’ AT US!!! jesus christ…

GOOD! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU I KNOW THAT I’M AWAKE AND WATCHING YOU TWO BUMP SHOULDERS!

WHO’S GESUS??

OKAY???

uh, catholic thing. real ‘portant fella for us, but ain’t ‘portant for y’all.

OKAY! WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? YOU CAN COME INSIDE!! ME AND DAVID’S BED IS REALLY COZY!

quit yellin’!

me n davey ‘ere are just talkin’. right, david?

(@askdjacobs)

Yes, we were simply conversing.

We are not coming inside because a certain child is supposed to be asleep, Lesham. And, please, do stop yelling. You'll wake up half the block at this rate.

(@totallynotles)

*les rolls his eyes*

Sorry big brother David.

*Les mutters something under his breath*

What was that?

(@totallynotles)

Nothing! Nothing!

*les climbs out onto the fire escape*

Just had something in my throat *cough cough*

lesssss

What?

tell your brudda the truth.

Maybe I will, but first you tell me why you’re out here!

( @ask-jackk )

we was talkin’!

About what?

uh, papes.

Oh okay!

*Les sits down*

Soooo what now?

talk.

Talk talk talk…

Did you see the Uglancey’s today?

I kicked one of them for pushing me off statue I was climbing!

les, don’t climb statues.

I wasn’t it!

sure, buddy.

Thanks buddy!

ah, whateva.

…Jackie you paint, right?

yeah! :D

Gasp!

You should write a comic!

naw, wouldn’t be successful.

My brother could write the story!

huh. maybe.

You should!

yeah, but what pape would run it?

The ummm sun? Moon? New York Times?

they ain’t gonna publish me, les.

You could sell them yourself

les, i ain’t white.

Huh? White? Like paper?

*Les grabs a piece of paper and puts it against his own skin*

Shitty-poopy-butt I’m not white either! IM DARK WHITE AHHHHHHH

naw, not like that, les.

y’know how i’s mexican n irish? ‘cause o’ that people don’t like me much. like, ya seen boots can’t sell in some places n the like.

*les puts the piece of paper next jack’s arm*

WE’RE BOTH NOT PAPER WHITE, AHHHH!

yeah, but youse whiter than me. see?

Does that mean all my cooking tease bland?? NOOOOO—

uh, i mean, youse 9, so ain’t expectin’ good cookin’ anyways!

Almost ten, actually!

which is nine.

So nine in a quarters!

same thing.

Is not oldie!

youse like four feet tall don’t call me old!

Am not! I’m 6 foot 9!

naw ya ain’t!

You’re just jealous because you’re short!

what?

U-uhh nothing!

i ain’t short!

I didn’t say you were…um

kid

Yes?

i ain’t short.

What’s the normal height for a man?

why do ya think i’d know that?

Good question!

David!

( @askdjacobs )

You both do realize I do not know every factoid, right?

(@totallynotles)

Huh? That’s a odd… I thought you knew everything!

*Les put his hand on his chin*

What’s a weird factile do you know?

( @askdjacobs )

No man can know everything, Lesham. As for a strange truth... perhaps the discovery of nuclein? I'm sure I could think of a better one, though, if I thought a bit more.

(@totallynotles)

I know a fact!

Jack the ripper killed five women in the so called ‘Autumn of Terror’ in 1888!

( @askdjacobs )

...Lesham. Why?

We will be moving on from that. Jack, do you have any facts?

(@ask-jackk)

yeah, pulitzer’s an idiot!