Jas 🌸

...Hi...I'm Jas. Um. Nice to meet you...okay, bye.

[ask-jas-sdv]

Hi...

I'm Jas...Vincent let me use Sam's phone. Um...yeah.

TABLE TALKS!!

hello everyone!! welcome to the new askblog, this time for stardew's favourite little child. no, i'm kidding. i love her and vincent equally. you can refer to me, the mod, as table (any prns)! im over at @ikeas-gayest-table if you wanna have a chat :)

some house rules:

no being weird/nsfw - this is literally a child. i am also a minor.

dont be overly mean please

have fun and be respectful!!

please be patient with me

tags!

#jas speaks - what it says on the tin!

#jas replies - for replies to other askblogs :3

#the table talks - mod talking!

[ask-jas-sdv]

Hello...

I got a new dolly...what should I name her...?

[ask-jas-sdv]

Hi Jas! Did you get any good gifts?

I did! I got some really cool things from Aunt Marnie and Uncle Shane and Vincent too...!

I'm very happy. Miss Maru also got me a mini robotics set. Uncle Shane promised he would help me with it.

...What about you?

[ikeas-gayest-table]

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We are small right now on account of kind of being new as hell, but feel free to come and hang out and talk about women! It will be fun! Trust me!

(Only rules for joining are, 13+ and silly about women!)

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this is not a cult

[ask-jas-sdv]

/ooc come...join us... joja symbol here

[ask-jas-sdv]

I saw that

🫵

Wh-- huh? Saw...what?

WHOEVER THIS IS PISS OFF

[ask-jas-sdv]

What do you want to be when you grow up, Jas?

-🍎

I...don't know yet.

I-I've been watching Miss Maru with her robots...they seem really interesting...! Maybe I'll be like her...!

[ask-jas-sdv]

the homosexual urge to make an sdv wlw server...

[ask-jas-sdv]

THIS WAS THE WRONG FUCKING BLOG

[ask-jas-sdv]

the homosexual urge to make an sdv wlw server...

[ask-jas-sdv]

Hi Jas! Are you staying inside more?

Yeah...Aunt Marnie says if I go outside too much I'll freeze my fingers and toes...!

Plus, it's warm...! A-And Aunt Marnie said that she can get Uncle Shane to take me out some days when it's snowing...!

[ask-jas-sdv]

Hello, you must be jas correct? Snowie told me so much about you. Are you making sure you are staying warm? Here is some purple earmuffs if you need something to keep your ears warm. Also, snowie wasn't able to give this to you since they are looking through their box of pins but where a pin flower pin from snowie.

*puts the earmuffs in your hands and puts the pink flower pin on your beanie*

Stay warm and wear mittens to keep your hands warm

(@snowflakecharl)

O-Oh...thank you...!

U-Uh, say thank you to Snowie too for me...!

[ask-jas-sdv]

Jas have you ever watched teenage mutant ninja turtles

I...I have! Me and Vincent watch it sometimes...

I think they are funny.

[ask-jas-sdv]

Jas, is water wet?

W-Well, of course it is? It's--

Hmm...actually...I don't know...

This is a confusing question...I'm gonna have to ask Uncle Shane...or Aunt Marnie...or Miss Penny...!

[ask-jas-sdv]

... hi, Jas. Do you want to come with me? Ma is in the clinic, and I want to visit her. Shane is coming with us, too.

— Crisostomo ( @ask-crisostomo 🍊 )

Hi, Cris...sure, if Uncle Shane if going...

[ask-jas-sdv]

How are you today?

Oh...hello.

I-I'm good today! How are you?

[ask-jas-sdv]

Void chickens are interesting, I checked my coop one morning and there was a void egg in there even though I didn't have any void chickens yet

Wh...What are void eggs? Do these chickens lay different eggs than regular ones? I asked Aunt Marnie n' she doesn't know what void chickens are...

[ask-jas-sdv]

*puts a pink flower pin on her hoodie* the pink flower pin seems to be a perfect for you, jas. enjoy the gift. (@snowflakesnowie)

O-Oh...! Thank you, Snowie...

I love it...I'm gonna go and show Aunt Marnie.

[ask-jas-sdv]

*holds up a void chick* ta-da!

W-Woah! That's so cute...

It's a different colour to the ones that Uncle Shane and Aunt Marnie have in the coop...!