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How did your Wholaween go, JoJo? Did you get lots of candy this year?

I’m still out with my sisters….

#Wholaween #I want to leave so I can go get #my OWN candy!#Halloween only comes four nights a year in Whoville #Sheesh....

How are you celebrating Halloween, JoJo? Are you going trick-or-treating with your sisters?

I take them really early and then sneak out to do my own trick or treating.

#I don't like sharing my candy #wholaween

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You’re never too ‘cool’ for Halloween.

Especially when it comes to free candy.

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I really don’t want to talk about the tour of the chocolate milk factory right now.

#seussville #whoville #jojo #jojo mcdodd

No.

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That class sounds like fun! I would take that class. Who teaches it?

My dad but uh…it isn’t fun. It’s annoying.

#All we do is learn about mayors #And mayor accessories

JoJo, have you and your dad been getting along better these days?

I guess… He’s still making me take Mayor classes twice a week and they’re pretty awful. Tomorrow I have to take a tour of the chocolate milk factory for my “Mayor Studies”. I’m pretty stressed out about it.

#This whole mayor thing is just too much!!#What Who can even handle all the obligations that come with running the whole town??#What if during my reign we have a chocolate milk crisis???#Just what I need... a new generation of milkgate scandal with my name on it #Great I guess I'm not sleeping tonight #Thanks.

Jojo, I love you

Could you love me a little farther away? I’m working on my Who-me-work.

#seussville #seussdom

Jojo looking at sexy pictures?! Is there anything you need to tell us?

I wasn’t doing that thing!!!

#I stand by what I said #100%!!!!!!

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’,:)

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T-That wasn’t me.

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#suuuure it wasnt

You don’t know what goes on in my brain!

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’,:)

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T-That wasn’t me.

I'm guessing you've never had green eggs and ham.

Green eggs and ham are a painful yet tolerable path to giant stacks of pancakes.

#That's me being positive

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@pinksilly said:

u should have gone to space camp u could be a hardcore astronaut or whostronaut

I didn’t meet the height requirement. Thanks.

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that sucks… u can cut their ankles instead

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I need those for acrobatic feats.

Y'know I'm with you on this man, green is not a creative color.

I said green isn’t delicious. I don’t know if it can be creative or not. It’s just a color. A disgusting tasting color.

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Okay okay okay, what about…. green skittles?

I don’t even look at green skittles.

@pinksilly said:

u should have gone to space camp u could be a hardcore astronaut or whostronaut

I didn’t meet the height requirement. Thanks.

#pinksilly #There's more important things than height #Tall people are more likely to be liars and thieves anyways

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What are spooky sweets and how do I get some?

IM GLAD YOU ASKED JOJO, M’BOY

October is my favorite time of year, so I fill my blog with spooky sweets and scary memorabilia to get me in the Halloween spirit.

If you want some yourself, go out on October 31st and grab yourself some free candy! You knock on people’s doors. Just remember these important rules;

Here’s a free empty candy bag. Knock yourself out, my fine Seussian friend.

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Wow thanks! Hopefully I can fill it with enough spooky sweets to get me through next months festival of beets.

-tucks bag away for later-

#pennydreadfuljournal #art #I also have to find a good hiding place for all of it #Because my sisters eat everything

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