Feral Goblin, Just Trying to Survive.

Charli, 28, Athens, GA. Just a pansexual girl living in a heteronormative world. Crafts artisan, props maker and costumer when I have the spoons. Newly diagnosed hEDS, ADHD, suspected touch of the 'tism, spoonie supreme.

[chronically-izzzzle]

[witchofren]

“Hold on, I have to pop my back.” I say, before laying myself out on my bed and bending myself into abhorrent shapes over the edge, teetering close to falling straight onto my head.

My friends watch on in silent horror as I fold into runes of ancient languages long since dead to the world.

The demon I’ve summoned with my limbs for the fourth time today has gone from annoyed to amused very quickly.

Crack.

“There we go. That felt good.” I say, stiffly getting to my feet and sitting back at my desk. I put my headphones back on, dismiss the demon with an apology, and return to the video call with my friends.

[the-fabled-disabled]

i want someone to remove my spine and crack it like a whip.

[charlibearbird]

I literally ask my coworkers at least once a week when someone is going to "rip out my spine like a chainsaw cord and make a cool anime whip out of it."

[socialist-microwave-laser]

some bitches are too disabled to shower or brush their teeth or change their sheets on a regular basis and you know what? that's fucking okay! they still deserve love and respect and kindness just like anyone else

[charlibearbird]

So, I've been working on a project for the last few months that has finally bore fruit. I crafted 3 linoleum block prints of Unus Annus stamps for a few friends and they graciously allowed me to take prints off of the stamps before delivering them. I have 20 paper prints of each design, and 10 sew-on patches of each.

Any purchases are greatly appreciated as I am the broke college student trying to help my household stay afloat.

There are 3 designs; the first reading Unus Annus and the final count of 00:00:00:00, the second being just the hourglass logo with no writing, and the third rounding out the set being Memento Mori.

Paper Prints can be found here for $12 each: https://etsy.me/33myggl

Patches can be found here for $10 each: https://etsy.me/3vMSifV

Also gonna tag @markiplier and @crankgameplays in the hopes that they see these

[halcyon-noir]

[agentcarters]

I was promised an army. You have a supersoldier. CAPTAIN!PEGGY CARTER in WHAT IF? (2021).

[forcearama]

I am cackling at a decade/two decades-plus of prequels-era hate being followed up by Ahsoka getting her own show, and Obi-Wan McGregor getting HIS own show WITH Hayden Christensen in it. 😂

I WILL TAKE THAT MARTINI WITH EXTRA CERTAIN-KIND-OF-FANBOY TEARS THANKS

[forcearama]

I can’t stop laughing at this. So many years of “nobody likes Ahsoka”, “we all agree the prequels were irredeemably awful and nobody enjoyed them”, “everyone thought Hayden was terrible and there is zero chance they will ever ask him to come back”, “they’ll never finish TCW, the prequel era is dead and Star Wars cartoons are embarrassing” and “Disney is right to distance themselves from the prequels entirely because no one liked them”…what must it be like to be wrong about so many things, I wonder.

*kicks back and lights up an imaginary cigar while Sheev-style laughing*

[animalbody]

my adhd as a kid: oh my god you will devour books at the expense of all else. yes you will get yelled at for reading books in class and during recess instead of playing with ur peers

my adhd as an adult: no you cannot read books anymore lmao haha. the most you can do is comic books cuz there are pictures 🤪🤪🤪 i’m hilarious

[charlibearbird]

Now more than ever, with all of civilization trying to open back up, it’s important that we protect ourselves and those closest to us. One thing I’ve noticed with the influx of mask sellers is a lack of geeky patterns, so that’s pretty much all I have, and what are pictured below.

All my masks have a pipe cleaner nose bridge sewn in, with the option of either elastic substitute ear loops or tie channels that allow the mask to loop around your neck and tie over the ears and behind the head with paracord, ribbon, shoelaces, etc.

Anyone living in the Eastern NC area (Greenville, Washington, Rocky Mount and other surrounding areas) can use the code ENCDROP to remove the cost of shipping and I will deliver the masks to the address you provide and hang it on your doorknob unless otherwise specified.

Anyone getting my masks delivered via mail can use the code BRIARROSE to get 15% off the order.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/AuroraRoseArtCrafts

Any orders are greatly appreciated in a time where costumers and theatre techs are largely out of work, but if you are personally in a pinch and need a mask feel free to contact me and I’ll get you set up. Any sharing of this post across social media is also appreciated to help spread the word ❤️❤️❤️

#masks #facemask #harrypottermask #avengersmask #starwarsmask #geekmask #covid19 #coronavirus (at Greenville, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAZLXiVHHzk/?igshid=pv0dw9sm8vf9

[charlibearbird]

And here’s the rest of the available fabric options on my etsy store!

[charlibearbird]

Now more than ever, with all of civilization trying to open back up, it's important that we protect ourselves and those closest to us. One thing I've noticed with the influx of mask sellers is a lack of geeky patterns, so that's pretty much all I have, and what are pictured below. All my masks have a pipe cleaner nose bridge sewn in, with the option of either elastic substitute ear loops or tie channels that allow the mask to loop around your neck and tie over the ears and behind the head with paracord, ribbon, shoelaces, etc. Anyone living in the Eastern NC area (Greenville, Washington, Rocky Mount and other surrounding areas) can use the code ENCDROP to remove the cost of shipping and I will deliver the masks to the address you provide and hang it on your doorknob unless otherwise specified. Anyone getting my masks delivered via mail can use the code BRIARROSE to get 15% off the order. https://www.etsy.com/shop/AuroraRoseArtCrafts Any orders are greatly appreciated in a time where costumers and theatre techs are largely out of work, but if you are personally in a pinch and need a mask feel free to contact me and I'll get you set up. Any sharing of this post across social media is also appreciated to help spread the word ❤️❤️❤️ #masks #facemask #harrypottermask #avengersmask #starwarsmask #geekmask #covid19 #coronavirus (at Greenville, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAZLXiVHHzk/?igshid=pv0dw9sm8vf9

[finalfantasyvii]

[charlibearbird]

It’s been a long time since I skipped laughing and went straight to crying, but here we are 🤣🤣🤣

[libracheetah]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[retrogasm-deactivated20161109]

[nicky36]

Finally. Hobbies girls are interested in.

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

This is exactly the right amount of homoerotic

[angelnumber27]

This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride

[kristina100000]

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[seahugger]

cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die