High Speed Spin-Outs and Other Adventures

Look, my dude, there are too many great things in life to only choose a few to appreciate. There is no rhyme or reason here, but there are reblog binges. (they/them)

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[rhube]

Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.

[akiragatr]

“I’m gonna text my ex.” Data:

[thegaymertrainer]

I’ve been mesmerized by this. I love all the details each artist put in. I highly recommend watching the full video. It really inspires me to write.

[witchlinda]

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

[britcision]

People sleep on rhythmic gymnastics waaaay too much tbh, these gymnasts are wizards

Like, have you seen them with the ribbon?

She could explain string theory to me

Or the ball?

And when you get two of ‘em or more on the mats at once??

Rhythmic gymnastics is always a bop

[syn4k]

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

[abyranss]

Today's fanfiction fanart is another piece for Ever Upward, specifically part 9, 'these far-flung futures.'

Stranglerfig has really made the sweetest most wholesome thing out of this series and it legitimately makes me smile the whole time whenever I read it.

My cheeks hurt.

I greatly recommend it to people looking for Potter fics with queer themes, found family, anti-establishment, non-human worldbuilding, and just so many good vibes.

Snakeheart and Araeo are just... I love them so much.

link to the fic: [Ever Upward by Strangerfig]

[jaubaius]

“Disillusion” is an intricate sculpture carved from a single block of marble by Italian Artist Queirolo. Even the net is marble!

[futureevilscientist]

I’m sorry, what the fuck are you talking about. The net? Fucking how?

[monamoni]

[puertohurraco]

Unruliest kid

[violentoffender]

@straycatj and Kofu

[straycatj]

No,no,no, no, this black child of big cats much cuter and softer than that black MENACE..., I had... I had gotten so many small gashes by him...ohh...

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Hey, everyone! Welcome to "Be Aware that Autism Speaks is a Eugenicist Hate Group, largely responsible for vaccine denial" Month!

How anyone still allows them to call themselves a "charity" boggles my mind.

Support these groups instead:

Autistic Self Advocacy Network

Nothing About Us Without Us

Autistic Women & Nonbinary Network (AWN)

Neurodiversity is for Everyone ™

Oh, and the reason women and nonbinary people are sharing an advocacy organization, is not that nonbinary people are "Woman Lite," but because Autism Speaks' propaganda pushes the message that Autism is a "Disease" (🤮) of predominantly cis AMAB people (Which is why they chose that shade of blue for their logo). And therefore, women and nonbinary folk have to talk louder to be heard over Autism $peaks' propaganda.

[fatsexybitch]

[rethatview]

Every other social media: That‘s old news!

Tumblr: It‘s back!!!

[cobaltbeam]

Smiley Rex and Keeli!!!

[vbartilucci]

Now that tumblr is starting to save some graphics in that imponderable “webp” format...

How to Save Google’s WEBP Images as JPEG or PNG 

[forfuckssakejim]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[bshmatthews]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Sound is a very deadpan baritone voice - possibly a computer voice - reciting the items.

[indifferentvincent-deactivated2]

Tweet & video from witchytwitchytv on Nov 15, 2022 reading: Since @Twitch again ignored requests to feature streamers for Native American Heritage month, we decided to put something together ourselves.

From Tlingit to Diné, here are just a few of the indigenous creators you can find on Twitch 🎉

Streamers:

@clayandrain @The_Cro_Show @EagleSoaring_ @_linainverse @OneTrueNativ3 @riahontasx @AtopYourPeak @Simplyaretha @heepoh_ @omisenyan @agreenriver07 @malliumpkin @BewitchedChula @digiMANDA_ @zelestiaa (some of these handles crossover to tumblr too, I hope y'all don't mind the tags here if you see this!)

[ernmark]

I spotted a reply to one of my posts:

And my knee-jerk response was "no, you should hear my friends talk about their lives--"

And it made me remember something.

Back in high school, my IB class did a lock-in-- where the group of students gets locked into one part of the school overnight on a weekend-- and after junk food and video games lost their appeal, we got to talking.

Only I didn't really know anything about almost any of them. They were all friendly enough, but I kept to myself for the most part, so we didn't have much to talk about once standard small talk ran out.

So I asked one of the other people sitting with me: "what's your story?"

Your life story.

And he told me. Sixteen years or so condensed into maybe a half hour. And it was the most fascinating life I could have imagined: the places he'd been, the things he'd done, the experiences that defined him. It boggled my mind.

When he finished and turned the question around to me, I thought mine sounded really boring in comparison, but he listened open-mouthed to the entire thing. Other kids were gathering around us by now, listening in. And when I finished mine, I turned to another one of them and asked the question to them.

And just like before, my mind was blown. A completely different life, completely different focal points, defining experiences, goals the likes of which were deserving of an anime. And the same happened with the next person we asked, and the next.

By the time each one of us had finished telling their story, it was time to go home for the morning. The video games had been abandoned hours ago. None of us had slept. We were too caught up in each other's lives.

All of which is to say:

Thank you. I do lead a very interesting life.

So do you.

[gamwthnzwhmou]

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