Jylland-Fyn

If I could I would spend my entire life in the mudflats…

[ask-jutland-funen]

Intro

Denmark told me about this app, it’s worth a try, so let me introduce myself-

Hej, I am Diane Køhler Damsgaard, also known as Jutland-Funen. As my name says I represent the Danish half island of Jutland, and the island of Funen.

I have for a long time kept to myself, not speaking to many people, only my citizens and the other Danish personifications. But I have many times been told that connecting with people again helps, and would probably also make me less angry.

On that note I need to say that I’ve been labelled a hothead, and even though I would love to deny it it’s true. I easily let my anger take over me and I have a tendency to lash out, sometimes undeserved. I’m working on controlling it. Even though it won’t help much, I apologise beforehand for any lash outs.

With that out of the way I guess I need to say some things about me and my interests.

I enjoy nature and the ocean, especially the mudflats, I live and breathe for the mudflats…

I usually help out on some of the many farms across Jutland, I know how to work the machines and working makes me calm.

I smoke a pipe—cigarettes are for sissies (don’t smoke kids)

LEGO is from my place, I’m pretty proud of it. I met the man who invented it once, he was a decent guy.

My left eye (viewers right) isn’t real, it’s a fake glass one. Try not to laugh when my eyes look in different directions, please…

I’m about 1200 years now, lost count after 400. But physically I’m in my early thirties.

I’ll write down more things if I remember. Oh, and one more thing-

Rules

Political asks are not allowed. Anything about picking sides in ongoing political conflicts, as well as harsh comments and/or takes on people/events will not be answered.

No racism, homophobia, transphobia or discrimination of any kind.

You’re allowed to ask about Diane’s past and her relations to others.

Shipping her is also allowed (except with Denmark because they have a brother/sister relationship)

Mun is fluent in Danish and English.

Mun’s main blog is @tomatojuice101 so if I follow you it’s through that blog

This is a silly blog, don’t write anything hateful!

That’s all.

[ask-jutland-funen]

I think… I think I need to cool down before I lash out

[hetalia-alfred-jones]

Do you want to go to Legoland?

- @ask-jutland-funen

HELL YEAH I DO!

[ask-jutland-funen]

Wonderful, you just tell me when you can and we’ll do it.

[the-kingdom-of-denmark]

We should have a smørrebrød contest again to see who can eat it the fastest, I’m winning this time!

- @ask-jutland-funen

Absolutely I'll show you who wins!! Me!!

[ask-jutland-funen]

Not happening, I’m winning!

[ask-jutland-funen]

Hey!! If u were fighting in the war in 1864 alongside Denmark, how? Did u disquise urself as a man or was it expected of u since u r a countrie's representative?

Hej.

It’s always expected of a personification to fight for its people, but yes, being a woman back then did put some boundaries on it. Luckily for me, back then barely anyone actually knew how I looked, or my gender, still, I did disguise myself. I considered cutting my hair, but I couldn’t get myself to do it, so I made it into one big braid and wrapped it around my head, hiding it with a hat.

Thanks to it I was seen as any other soldier, treated like one too, but Denmark made sure that we were around each other, so we could protect one another.

…Weird times..

[ask-jutland-funen]

When people think they got something on me but I know how to make a Southern Jutlandic cake table and they don’t.

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

If you and Leon ever want to go to Legoland just tell me, I can get you free tickets.

- @ask-jutland-funen

Oh that... I... I appreciate the offer, Jutland.

I'll... Think on it.

[ask-jutland-funen]

Take your time, offer is always open.

[ask-jutland-funen]

I’m not a mom, but I’m an aunt to four kids and co-parent one of them, so I’m close to being one-

[ask-jutland-funen]

I’M FINALLY FREE FROM WORK, THANK GOD! NO MORE POLITICIANS TO NAG ME

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hehehehe...

[ask-jutland-funen]

Where did you even find something like this!?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I saw it in a dream once

[ask-jutland-funen]

And you felt inspired to make it?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yep.

[ask-jutland-funen]

How much free time do you have

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yes.

[ask-jutland-funen]

..What?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I have nothing going on right now. What do you need?

[ask-jutland-funen]

I don’t need anything, or, well, I need someone to bash a few people’s heads into some walls but that’s illegal, so.

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Oh... Who and why?

[ask-jutland-funen]

One word for yer: Politicians. They’ve been nagging me left and right for the past month! It’s driving me mad, so thank god I get summer vacation this Friday!

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hehehehe...

[ask-jutland-funen]

Where did you even find something like this!?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I saw it in a dream once

[ask-jutland-funen]

And you felt inspired to make it?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yep.

[ask-jutland-funen]

How much free time do you have

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yes.

[ask-jutland-funen]

..What?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I have nothing going on right now. What do you need?

[ask-jutland-funen]

I don’t need anything, or, well, I need someone to bash a few people’s heads into some walls but that’s illegal, so.

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hehehehe...

[ask-jutland-funen]

Where did you even find something like this!?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I saw it in a dream once

[ask-jutland-funen]

And you felt inspired to make it?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yep.

[ask-jutland-funen]

How much free time do you have

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yes.

[ask-jutland-funen]

..What?

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hehehehe...

[ask-jutland-funen]

Where did you even find something like this!?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I saw it in a dream once

[ask-jutland-funen]

And you felt inspired to make it?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Yep.

[ask-jutland-funen]

How much free time do you have

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hehehehe...

[ask-jutland-funen]

Where did you even find something like this!?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I saw it in a dream once

[ask-jutland-funen]

And you felt inspired to make it?

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hehehehe...

[ask-jutland-funen]

Where did you even find something like this!?

[ask-jutland-funen]

Why did Iceland just give this to me!?

Fucking hell!

[englandcheerio]

Vould you like to go to the dog pound with me

-Germany

Dog pound? I don't have any dogs. I can bring my cat... ?

[ask-ludwig]

Nein. I am allergic. I think. Maybe we could just pet some animals so we can start getting along better.

[englandcheerio]

Oh. Okay. I suppose. Like... where? A zoo?

[ask-ludwig]

Ja. We should be able to see your mutter zhere. Nein. I apologize for zhat rude joke. But ja, the zoo

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

You can pet animals in the zoo?

[ask-ludwig]

Ja! Depends on which one though. 🙃

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

And I'm assuming England's mother isn't one of the pettable ones...

[ask-ludwig]

Ja, she bites.

[englandcheerio]

What? I don't have a mother.

[ask-jutland-funen]

It shows.