A Peaceful Life.

  My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.  (Credit to @mother-bucciarati for the pfp, tysm, and i drew the bg)

[ask-kira]

beepbeepbeep the ambulance is backing up

"killer queen, erase this anon from existence."

[ask-kira]

((i got hair gel in my mouth oh god))

[spilledcrabs]

Hey hey secco wanna know a cool idea i had yeah yeah well why don’t we drop a FUCKING BABY at Bucciarati’s door hahahahahahaha epic

"Another one? Are you raiding the orphanage in Venezia or what?"

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

‘Shhhhhhhhh…’

*Disappears into the void wearing a dress made out of those plastic babies you get at dollar stores*

[spilledcrabs]

“How the...” Is holding the baby you previously dropped here (supposedly)

[she-eats-gods]

STOP STEALING BABYS

[ask-kira]

((wtf cioccolata is stealing babies-?????))

[ask-kira]

((the disrespect i get from this man. smh.))

[ask-kira]

‘So you’re not denying it, then.’

His previously casual smile turns sinister.

‘What did I say about us both being awful? I wasn’t wrong, Yoshikage. You have quite a bit of problems, whether you deny it or not..’

kira was getting a little annoyed by the man, taking his hands out from his pockets and on to his lap. "how am I supposed to deny it when you obviously know? you're posing a big threat to the life I'm trying to live." he was ready to strike this man dead if he made a wrong move, even if it was a bad idea to do it in a semi-public area.

[spilledcrabs]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, all of my lovely mutuals have better drank at least a cup of water, or even a half a cup. Either way, good job. If not, get on that.

[ask-kira]

((monster energy. perhaps water afterwards.))

[spilledcrabs]

//going to bed, gn amazing mutuals @ask-kira YOU BETTER SLEEP MFER OR ELSE

[ask-kira]

((I was gonna since it’s raining.))

[ask-kira]

Cioccolata pauses to laugh once more, covering his mouth to add ‘effect’ or something.

‘A wonderful assumption, though I wasn’t aiming for anything of the sort… consider me an innocent bystander in this, Mr. Kira.. I’m doing nothing more to this situation than a fly at a murder scene.’

‘Moving on, however.. I do have one question I simply need answered- it’s been puzzling me for days and I couldn’t help myself but to bring it up…

‘How do you get rid of the bodies, Mr. Kira?’

kira's head turned to the man, his eyebrows furrowed. he knew his peaceful life was threatened by the question, and he didn't trust the man. "why are you asking, Cioccolata?" his hands twitched in his pockets, he felt that he needed to be high alert and ready to summon his stand at a whim.

[ask-kira]

‘Do you now? Well I can’t say I’m surprised.. see I’ve amounted quite the reputation with acquaintances.’ He chuckles, seeming rather pleasant— strange.

‘Back to the main point, Mr. Kira.. I came here for a reason- and I’m sure you know what that reason is.’

His smile falls, his gaze resting on Yoshikage’s hands for a brief moment.

‘After all, we’re both awful people in the eyes of the public.’

kira neatly placed one leg on top of the other, readjusting his tie "I'm guessing you want to team up, or something of the sort. I'm only guessing that because of your 'awful people' comment."

he drew back his hands, placing them in his pockets.

[ask-kira]

Oh? So you haven’t heard, then.

He smiles, resting his head on his shoulder.

Either way, you seem so nervous, mr. Kira. Please..have a seat.

He motions to a chair beside him with another smile.

cautiously, he sat down. "I only know that you're a doctor that got layed off." kira looked the man up and down with slight suspicion.

[ask-kira]

So darling, since we’re both awful people (according to the public) why don’t we have a little— chat for a bit? Perhaps you’d even like to visit my operating room..

"mmm? awful? what do you mean?" sweat beads rolled down his forehead

[ask-kira]

kira looked up from the book he was reading “huh?” ((lol asks are open.))