Surrounded by tall, kids and stupid.

(Attack on Titan; Rule 63 Levi ask/RP blog). From the desk of Lance Corporal Levi; Any questions as to my; -Bra size -What kind of panties I wear -Relations to male members of the legion -The tattoo on my butt Will be met with the utmost contempt and will result in one or two of your limbs being severed from your body and unless you're that damn brat Eren; I don't think you can grow them back. Also seeing as I have to deal with a group of adolescent brats who obviously have no fucking clue about sex education nor about relationships in fucking general; asking about my drinking habits will probably earn you a bruise or two. In light of recent events I would also like to mention that if you drug me ever again Hanji, whether it be by accident or by experiment; I will guarantee that you will pay for it. You are my friend but if I end up on the roof singing 'Ava Maria' again; this means war. Dear Erwin, I am NOT responsible for Hanji, they have a mind of their own and frankly sometimes their antics amuse me.

[huxblush]

oi british followers, we’re getting a surprise election 3 years early so you guys better fucking register to vote and get out there on june 8th. i’m sick of having to wake up after major votes to see that our futures have been decided by elderly racists and that turn out for 18-24 year olds was low. it’s your fucking future lads. this shit is important. 

[lyrabelacquas]

here’s all the details on how to register

[ask-lady-levi-blog]

-Breaths-

So, the tories have essentially battered the lower class for the last couple of years and I’m not saying think about who you vote for but I AM SAYING FUCKING VOTE.

I am NOT having the NHS that gave my mother her last fives years dismantled by assholes who decided that a 10% raise to MP’s is doable but funding a much battered NHS isn’t.

I am not having ‘We stopped the investigation because it might have embarrassed some MP’s’ be the legacy of my country.

The social sector is crying, the working class are hurting, the poverty line is sucking in families like no tomorrow and schools are being fucked over but hey who cares...least...you...got...your...brexit.

And I hate to say it but our forebears did not fight as hard as they did to get the vote for so many people. 

Don’t fucking let them down.

Vote.

[paul-hollywood-is-a-little-bitch]

[raptor-wares]

@summerbxy

[serotnin]

no offense @life but can I have a breather… a break… some slack…

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[all-about-that-bass-clarinet]

I wish that he would love me back and everything will be okay.

[ask-lady-levi-blog]

Me: Lactose intolerant

Also me: Ooh cheesecake, don’t mind if I do. Ooh Pizza.

LOGIC.

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

[scarygoodfanfics-deactivated201]

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

[lonewolf7130]

Just the Rock blessing your feed

[calculatedmadness]

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

[sixpenceee]

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary the day both his wife and mother died. His mother died of typhoid and his wife had just given birth and died of kidney failure. 

[ask-egbertc-deactivated20200531]

[orrelse21]

[ask-lady-levi-blog]

Things he didn’t know and I never got the chance to say;

My favourite things where

When you took my hand for the first time

Slipped your arm around my waist

The ‘Hey beautiful’ on a morning

and the cuddle before we slept

How cute you were asleep

The five minutes we stole before you started work

When you put your head on my shoulder

But clearly how my heart beat when

I saw you smile

Meant absolutely nothing

Because you didn’t ask me

You asked someone else for a view of ‘us’

So now I miss everything above

And feel nothing but hurt

[ravenmagill-deactivated20251029]

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.

[queerdivinationenergy-deactivat]

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this, but money and crystals? What more could you want?

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

I usually don’t reblog but…crystal money grid! Please work!

[ask-lady-levi-blog]

BIOWARE STOP CREATING MEN I FALL FOR

[goodsprings]

First and last

[amiovergarrusvakarian]

No. I am not over Garrus Vakarian.

[commander-krios]

[amiovergarrusvakarian]

No. I am not over Garrus Vakarian.

[brox-7]

ME2 죽음을 기억하는 세포들

[cactuarkitty]

Always calibrating.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)