Ask Mafioso!

Pay up - taxes are due.

[ask-mafioso]

You‘re mine!

Hello bloggers. This is the mod speaking here! Welcome to an ask Mafioso account! Of course, his goons and Mr. Sonnelino will be answering things but in different colours.

White - Don Sonnelino/Mafioso

Blue - Consigliere

Green - Contractee

Red - Soldier

Orange - Caporegime

Purple - The mod/Nova

I will be trying to make them as in character as I can to my knowledge, but I will give them their own personalities. Thanks for reading this I guess.

I gotta get me and the folks some pizza after this…

Nova’s appearances under the cut!

Nova 1

Nova 2

Nova Lore

[ask-mafioso]

Mafioso is a TWINK.

TWINKFIOSO.

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[lennoxmcbloxxer]

THEY'RE SHUTTING LITERAL SUICIDE HOTLINE, SPREAD THE WORD AND DONT LET QUEER YOUTH DIE

[esareofficial]

MY FUCKING GOD????

[rotting-in-red]

Well shits hitting the fan

[sylveonsweety-official]

Im Canadian btw BUT SPREAD THE WORD

[sleepy-k0i]

IMPORTANT

there is possible child trafficking on the app VINTED (clothing selling site) . i can’t say for certain , since i haven’t used the app myself , but when i saw reviews i found a lot of common stories..

children’s toys . listed at absurd prices . descriptions aren’t of the toy itself , but of a person — it includes anything from age & height to how they like it

as i stated earlier , i haven’t used VINTED so i don’t have any examples of these listings . this video however has some examples , & it’s only one out of two recent videos i’ve seen covering this .

i’ve put just some examples below , but you can see this yourself if you go into the App Store & click the “most recent” in reviews . please reblog & spread the word — i could care less if i’m “standing on unfound evidence” , there’s already been situations like this where children were sold & trafficked this way (epstien and WAYFAIR) . if this is somehow just trolling then those accounts deserve to be investigated & removed regardless .

sorry for tagging if we’re not mutuals , but we need to spread the word .

@askthesonnellin0s @abit-mega @alylys @blues-main @brewcoffeedrunk @bucketofli @cucumber-nat @chanontherun @encodedcrimson @floryd @girlalwaysconfused @heldbybarnes @haiyis @imnotjustreadingg-volume-two @kianamaiart @kokii-omii @koalazephor @kumechino @lordichamo @little-linling @miaubeanz @marz-genesis @meduazza @piouscoffeelover @subicarus @somebitchprobably-graphicdump @sassandscribbles @seasunkenart @timetojointheclub @thepondnymph @thepondnymph @tun3rr @uhlillie @venigrantrogers @we-cool-beans @winteryn @yes-hello-how-are-you

[ask-mafioso]

WORK WORK!

CONTRACTEEEEE

WORK WORK!

CONSIGILIEREEEE

And soldier! (WORK WORK!)

The hatted trioooo

[ask-mafioso]

Where’s Nova? I want to ask her something.

She’s in the corner, boss

…alright.

[ask-mafioso]

I wanna get high.

No. Not happening.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

HELLO!!

I'm currently looking for some Dusekkar(s), Shedletsky(s), Guest 1337(s), Builderman(s), and maybe Chance(s) or Noli(s) to rp with as my Forsaken OC. Kindly read her lore and nickname statuses (NOPE, I FORGOT TO PUT THE NICKNAMES) to properly rp! And no, I'm not trying to be formal 💔

Anyways, cya in rp!

(( @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-elliot-forsaken @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies @totallytwotime @therealspecterforsaken @timeless-flower @the-respxwn-registry reblog plz!!))

[ask-mafioso]

Gonna laugh in your face cause I also have @askchance :3

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Looks at the three Mafiosos @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies, she's taller than them all, but still nervouse for some reason.]

Why are there three of you..? WHO'S MY SONNE??? ELLIOT—

@ask-elliot-forsaken

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: oh sh-t. We gotta get a damn quiz for this bullsh-t??.. *sighs*

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Very "calmly" takes her rifle while sweating nervously.]

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: ..the f-ck you're doing? We gotta take this test easy. Not with a bumass gun ya know?

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I'M F##KING NERVOUS, OKAY??? AND TWO OF YOU THREE KNOW ME SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT OBE OF YOU TWO KNOWS ME IN ANOTHER REALM, SO YES, TWO OF YOU ARE REAL, BUT THE REAL REAL ONE??? IDK.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: *looks at them then back at her* .. we're all real. It's actually er- nice to have FOUR of myselves here. At least they can help with work :]

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Glitches, horns and tail as Zokinous appear bc overstressing rn.]

BUT WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT HOW F##KING WEIRDLY ATTACHED ONYX (1x1x1x1) IS TO ME???

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: .. i remember you sharing toys with em bro. He's happy

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

BECAUSE SHEDLETSKY LEFT ME TO BABYSIT HIM AND I HAD TO JUST CREATE TOYS OUT OF THIN AIR!!

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: Shedletsky?.. the damn swordmaster?- the one who MISSED to kill me yesterday??-

[ask-mafioso]

Sounds like a skill issue from him, boss- who even is the real one?

…technically we all are the “real one”. Just with different stories.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YOUR SOLDIER AND MY SOLDIER ARE BOTH RED. HELPEOEOEE

[ask-mafioso]

AAAAAAAAAAAA EXPLODES /J

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YES LOL

[ask-mafioso]

Crazy shit dude

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU LIKE CLONES????

[ask-mafioso]

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I— I'M OUT. EAT DINNER, YOU CAN REHEAT ALTHOUGH I JUST FINISHED COOKING. I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. Also, Soldier, Contractee, Conprogime, and Consigliere, you can use extra cheese, kids ^^

[ask-mafioso]

Hell yeah

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Looks at the three Mafiosos @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies, she's taller than them all, but still nervouse for some reason.]

Why are there three of you..? WHO'S MY SONNE??? ELLIOT—

@ask-elliot-forsaken

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: oh sh-t. We gotta get a damn quiz for this bullsh-t??.. *sighs*

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Very "calmly" takes her rifle while sweating nervously.]

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: ..the f-ck you're doing? We gotta take this test easy. Not with a bumass gun ya know?

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I'M F##KING NERVOUS, OKAY??? AND TWO OF YOU THREE KNOW ME SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT OBE OF YOU TWO KNOWS ME IN ANOTHER REALM, SO YES, TWO OF YOU ARE REAL, BUT THE REAL REAL ONE??? IDK.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: *looks at them then back at her* .. we're all real. It's actually er- nice to have FOUR of myselves here. At least they can help with work :]

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Glitches, horns and tail as Zokinous appear bc overstressing rn.]

BUT WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT HOW F##KING WEIRDLY ATTACHED ONYX (1x1x1x1) IS TO ME???

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: .. i remember you sharing toys with em bro. He's happy

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

BECAUSE SHEDLETSKY LEFT ME TO BABYSIT HIM AND I HAD TO JUST CREATE TOYS OUT OF THIN AIR!!

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: Shedletsky?.. the damn swordmaster?- the one who MISSED to kill me yesterday??-

[ask-mafioso]

Sounds like a skill issue from him, boss- who even is the real one?

…technically we all are the “real one”. Just with different stories.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YOUR SOLDIER AND MY SOLDIER ARE BOTH RED. HELPEOEOEE

[ask-mafioso]

AAAAAAAAAAAA EXPLODES /J

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YES LOL

[ask-mafioso]

Crazy shit dude

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU LIKE CLONES????

[ask-mafioso]

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Looks at the three Mafiosos @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies, she's taller than them all, but still nervouse for some reason.]

Why are there three of you..? WHO'S MY SONNE??? ELLIOT—

@ask-elliot-forsaken

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: oh sh-t. We gotta get a damn quiz for this bullsh-t??.. *sighs*

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Very "calmly" takes her rifle while sweating nervously.]

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: ..the f-ck you're doing? We gotta take this test easy. Not with a bumass gun ya know?

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I'M F##KING NERVOUS, OKAY??? AND TWO OF YOU THREE KNOW ME SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT OBE OF YOU TWO KNOWS ME IN ANOTHER REALM, SO YES, TWO OF YOU ARE REAL, BUT THE REAL REAL ONE??? IDK.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: *looks at them then back at her* .. we're all real. It's actually er- nice to have FOUR of myselves here. At least they can help with work :]

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Glitches, horns and tail as Zokinous appear bc overstressing rn.]

BUT WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT HOW F##KING WEIRDLY ATTACHED ONYX (1x1x1x1) IS TO ME???

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: .. i remember you sharing toys with em bro. He's happy

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

BECAUSE SHEDLETSKY LEFT ME TO BABYSIT HIM AND I HAD TO JUST CREATE TOYS OUT OF THIN AIR!!

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: Shedletsky?.. the damn swordmaster?- the one who MISSED to kill me yesterday??-

[ask-mafioso]

Sounds like a skill issue from him, boss- who even is the real one?

…technically we all are the “real one”. Just with different stories.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YOUR SOLDIER AND MY SOLDIER ARE BOTH RED. HELPEOEOEE

[ask-mafioso]

AAAAAAAAAAAA EXPLODES /J

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YES LOL

[ask-mafioso]

Crazy shit dude

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Looks at the three Mafiosos @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies, she's taller than them all, but still nervouse for some reason.]

Why are there three of you..? WHO'S MY SONNE??? ELLIOT—

@ask-elliot-forsaken

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: oh sh-t. We gotta get a damn quiz for this bullsh-t??.. *sighs*

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Very "calmly" takes her rifle while sweating nervously.]

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: ..the f-ck you're doing? We gotta take this test easy. Not with a bumass gun ya know?

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I'M F##KING NERVOUS, OKAY??? AND TWO OF YOU THREE KNOW ME SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT OBE OF YOU TWO KNOWS ME IN ANOTHER REALM, SO YES, TWO OF YOU ARE REAL, BUT THE REAL REAL ONE??? IDK.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: *looks at them then back at her* .. we're all real. It's actually er- nice to have FOUR of myselves here. At least they can help with work :]

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Glitches, horns and tail as Zokinous appear bc overstressing rn.]

BUT WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT HOW F##KING WEIRDLY ATTACHED ONYX (1x1x1x1) IS TO ME???

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: .. i remember you sharing toys with em bro. He's happy

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

BECAUSE SHEDLETSKY LEFT ME TO BABYSIT HIM AND I HAD TO JUST CREATE TOYS OUT OF THIN AIR!!

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: Shedletsky?.. the damn swordmaster?- the one who MISSED to kill me yesterday??-

[ask-mafioso]

Sounds like a skill issue from him, boss- who even is the real one?

…technically we all are the “real one”. Just with different stories.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[She starts glitching between forms bc of overstressing herself for no reason.]

I KNOW, BUT STILL.

[ask-mafioso]

I ain’t got a clue on who you are.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Looks at the three Mafiosos @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies, she's taller than them all, but still nervouse for some reason.]

Why are there three of you..? WHO'S MY SONNE??? ELLIOT—

@ask-elliot-forsaken

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: oh sh-t. We gotta get a damn quiz for this bullsh-t??.. *sighs*

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Very "calmly" takes her rifle while sweating nervously.]

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: ..the f-ck you're doing? We gotta take this test easy. Not with a bumass gun ya know?

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I'M F##KING NERVOUS, OKAY??? AND TWO OF YOU THREE KNOW ME SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT OBE OF YOU TWO KNOWS ME IN ANOTHER REALM, SO YES, TWO OF YOU ARE REAL, BUT THE REAL REAL ONE??? IDK.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: *looks at them then back at her* .. we're all real. It's actually er- nice to have FOUR of myselves here. At least they can help with work :]

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Glitches, horns and tail as Zokinous appear bc overstressing rn.]

BUT WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT HOW F##KING WEIRDLY ATTACHED ONYX (1x1x1x1) IS TO ME???

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: .. i remember you sharing toys with em bro. He's happy

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

BECAUSE SHEDLETSKY LEFT ME TO BABYSIT HIM AND I HAD TO JUST CREATE TOYS OUT OF THIN AIR!!

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: Shedletsky?.. the damn swordmaster?- the one who MISSED to kill me yesterday??-

[ask-mafioso]

Sounds like a skill issue from him, boss- who even is the real one?

…technically we all are the “real one”. Just with different stories.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

YOUR SOLDIER AND MY SOLDIER ARE BOTH RED. HELPEOEOEE

[ask-mafioso]

AAAAAAAAAAAA EXPLODES /J

[askthesonnellin0s]

two Mafioso rp blogs meet.

Now we need a third. We can recreate the spiderman meme

@ask-mafioso

[ask-mafioso]

Hell yeah dude

[askthesonnellin0s]

[sonnellino-don]

You called?

[askthesonnellin0s]

FIVE NOW??? LORD.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I JUST FINISHED COOKING. I GOTTA MAKE EVEN MORE NOW, GREAT!

[ask-mafioso]

OH MY GOD I’M DYING HAHAHAHHAHAAAGUSAJISJAIXJWKCJWJS

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

SHUT UP, AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI.

[ask-mafioso]

But I’ve already had my dinner and watermelon :((((

It was very yummy, btw

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

Did the boys eat?

[She means the goons.]

[ask-mafioso]

Yes, they all did eat.

…Some of it. They said it tasted ass.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Looks at the three Mafiosos @m1k0n4k4d41 @ask-mafioso @dream-game-sillies, she's taller than them all, but still nervouse for some reason.]

Why are there three of you..? WHO'S MY SONNE??? ELLIOT—

@ask-elliot-forsaken

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: oh sh-t. We gotta get a damn quiz for this bullsh-t??.. *sighs*

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Very "calmly" takes her rifle while sweating nervously.]

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: ..the f-ck you're doing? We gotta take this test easy. Not with a bumass gun ya know?

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I'M F##KING NERVOUS, OKAY??? AND TWO OF YOU THREE KNOW ME SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT OBE OF YOU TWO KNOWS ME IN ANOTHER REALM, SO YES, TWO OF YOU ARE REAL, BUT THE REAL REAL ONE??? IDK.

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: *looks at them then back at her* .. we're all real. It's actually er- nice to have FOUR of myselves here. At least they can help with work :]

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

[Glitches, horns and tail as Zokinous appear bc overstressing rn.]

BUT WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT HOW F##KING WEIRDLY ATTACHED ONYX (1x1x1x1) IS TO ME???

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: .. i remember you sharing toys with em bro. He's happy

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

BECAUSE SHEDLETSKY LEFT ME TO BABYSIT HIM AND I HAD TO JUST CREATE TOYS OUT OF THIN AIR!!

[m1k0n4k4d41]

Mafioso: Shedletsky?.. the damn swordmaster?- the one who MISSED to kill me yesterday??-

[ask-mafioso]

Sounds like a skill issue from him, boss- who even is the real one?

…technically we all are the “real one”. Just with different stories.

[askthesonnellin0s]

two Mafioso rp blogs meet.

Now we need a third. We can recreate the spiderman meme

@ask-mafioso

[ask-mafioso]

Hell yeah dude

[askthesonnellin0s]

[sonnellino-don]

You called?

[askthesonnellin0s]

FIVE NOW??? LORD.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I JUST FINISHED COOKING. I GOTTA MAKE EVEN MORE NOW, GREAT!

[ask-mafioso]

OH MY GOD I’M DYING HAHAHAHHAHAAAGUSAJISJAIXJWKCJWJS

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

SHUT UP, AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI.

[ask-mafioso]

But I’ve already had my dinner and watermelon :((((

It was very yummy, btw

[askthesonnellin0s]

two Mafioso rp blogs meet.

Now we need a third. We can recreate the spiderman meme

@ask-mafioso

[ask-mafioso]

Hell yeah dude

[askthesonnellin0s]

[sonnellino-don]

You called?

[askthesonnellin0s]

FIVE NOW??? LORD.

[askth3f0rsak3nedc0mmand3r]

I JUST FINISHED COOKING. I GOTTA MAKE EVEN MORE NOW, GREAT!

[ask-mafioso]

OH MY GOD I’M DYING HAHAHAHHAHAAAGUSAJISJAIXJWKCJWJS