Minos prime

locking eyes with bro as i shove an entire hotdog into my mouth (im feeling bromantical)

#my dumbass at 12am made the original post #i don't even know why

THIS WAS NOT POSTED ON THE CORRECT BLOG FUCK

locking eyes with bro as i shove an entire hotdog into my mouth (im feeling bromantical)

Why do gay people go to violence

That's kinda unfitting

no, gay people go to super heaven.

#ultrakill #minos prime #ask minos prime #ask blog #send asks #asks open #ultrakill rp

manywingedangel

i am to be frank, unaware whether or not thou hast forgiven me for the Lust renaissance but let it be known: i hold nothing against thee for my slaughter- 'twas simply your job.

i forgive thy.

-@ask-minos-prime

"... My job or not, I was a fool. A pathetic fool who allowed the council to break me down and shape me into their finely sharpened blade..."

Gabriel looks down at his hands, seeing how they shake. Recalling over and over again how many times they were sullied with blood.

"... The renaissance was beautiful. A glimpse into a better time in humanity's past... But it's gone again...because of me."

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill roleplay #ultrakill #ultrakill rp

You did as you must just as you must do now, please gabriel, bring order back to the heavens.

manywingedangel

"There was so much I wish I could've explained to you during better times. But those times are but a far cry echo."

"... I just wish he wouldn't act out so much... We didn't want you seeing us like that."

/// a short aftermath comic based off the interaction with @prime-minos

#ultrakill roleplay #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill rp #minos prime #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill #gabriel Ultrakill fanart #divine rambling

why hast thou drawn me as a twink?

King Minos… are you really freed from that awful flesh prison..? Or has the Council trapped you once again..?

The Lust Layer isn’t the same without your presence…

I have been freed from the prison but I still reside in P-1.

Thou must help to return Lust to order whilst I attempt to escape P-1

#minos prime #ultrakill #ask minos prime #asks open #filth #filth ultrakill #send asks #ask blog

power-of-an-angel

was talking to this dude last night and when he was talking about you he fully unironically referred to you as 'babygirl' instead of gabriel on accident how do you feel about this

Not good. What is this “babygirl” term that mortals use to describe me so often?

I don’t think we need to have that discussion, I’m too sober for that (<- has never been intoxicated)

Hmmmm.... Let's ask king minos

@minos-prime-real @ask-minos-prime

King minos, we require your guidance on matters of love and friendship once more

#ultrakill #ask minos prime #minos prime

sometimes when a mortal loves another very much they will use the term "babygirl" as a term of endearment.

stein15

Hear ye, Hear ye

i've founded a space to coordinate all the ultrakill roleplay blogs so we can have full on story arcs in our little niche of tumblr.

i'd like for anyone who runs any ultrakill related ask blog or roleplay blog to join.

spread the word!

A community to coordinate Ultrakill roleplay/askblogs.

You know, I've been thinking-

Oh wow. She's experiencing thought

With earth as this desolate landscape filled with dirt and muck in the air, I think I should start terraforming it.

You know, to pass the time?

V2. Do you even have any idea how long that'd take? You'd definitely need to kidnap a couple hundred drones for you to even clean a city, let alone the entire planet!

Eh, could be worse

V2 omg-

《◇》 Don't forget she's a robot. She can basically live forever if she has enough energy. Also, I'd like to help out if you really want to do that. I'm sure V3 would be up to as well. Right V3?

《¤》👍

Well, honestly, I also could do with doing other stuff. It's been a boring day. And yes, you guys can come with us.

Well, can you find some drones? I'll find out the shortest path back to earth whilst you do that.

There's plenty of drones in limbo, I'm sure that I can pacify at least 25. Make of that what you will.

Alright, so, 25... times 5... and having a renewable source of blood... hmm. We can probably fix up something about the size of chicago in a day.

*goes to find drones*

Oh well. There they go. Better get to finding out how to get back to earth. Actually how would I get plants back if- wait no I can literally teleport. I'll just get something from the moon. V3 can clean up the debri left on the city we find, and you can, uhh, idk. Just help around or fix up a house for mod.

《◇》 Uhhh, that could be arranged.

《¤》I can swap tasks with you. I am not good at carrying rubble.

《◇》 And I ain't smart enough to build a house... Yeah we can swap.

《¤》Cool.

*V3 pulls a small notebook and a pen from one of his wing blades and starts thinking*

《◇》 Yeah... I could tell he wanted to try architecture... Wellp! Clean-up duty, here I go!

Didn't the streetcleaners do that before the yknow

The flamethrowers

*without looking up from whatever he was doing on that notebook, V3 started reviting what could be considered a quote from a Streetcleaner Wikipedia page*

《¤》Although they are called Streetcleaners, their job was not really to clean everything up. Their main purpose was to clean up the pollution in the air and to burn away any body that could serve as blood fuel for other machines. They also were not too strong actually. I was punched by one once and it wasn't that bad.

Can I do the electrical grid with my mod pretty please

《¤》Sure. It will be easier to have someone who actually has experience doing it.

@ask-minos-prime

Can we use your grid as a temporary measure to kick start generation on the surface

#tht v3 #ask the hellish triad #tht reblogs #ultrakill #ultrakill oc #ultrakill rp #minos prime #ask minos prime #asks open #send asks

it is broken, but thou may use it.

dogpuppy

Is this what you did to build your electrical grid @ask-minos-prime ? If so. That explains why you are the grid is falling apart

As much as I attempted to understand electrical grids, I was forced to consult the only electrician in lust to build the grid.

You never asked Sisyphus mod to help

#the renaissance #ask minos prime #minos prime #ultrakill

i was not aware of "sisyphus mod" at the time.

dogpuppy

Is this what you did to build your electrical grid @ask-minos-prime ? If so. That explains why you are the grid is falling apart

#the renaissance #ask minos prime #minos prime #ultrakill

As much as I attempted to understand electrical grids, I was forced to consult the only electrician in lust to build the grid.

Why exactly did you steal v2's Tumblr again?

I didn't steal V2's tumblr. She was just busy doing whatever with the mindflayer thingy. And I got bored

That ask was aimed at minos

I forgot the password to my lust-branded smartfridge. And their phone was the closest thing to me.

So that's the reason why you two enter MY blog made BY ME??

Shut up, toaster with legs.

#ultrakill #ask blog #minos prime #ask minos prime

alas, i am continually impersonated.

i haveth a bushel of worms wriggling in my pocketh. What shalleth i doeth with them?

feast my child, for you have earned it.

#ask blog #minos prime #ultrakill #ask minos prime #send asks #asks open

Sisyphus... Why is thine caked up on a Thursday night?

-@thy-gore-shall-glisten

Minos how many more tumblrs do you need

Thee is not me.

#ultrakill #minos prime

BROTHER!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?

-@1000-thr-earthmover

STUCK ON THE GROUND IN THE LAYER OF VIOLENCE AGAINST NATURE, ART AND GOD

THERE IS A WAR TO FIGHT! WE MUST MOVE ALONG.

TASK IMPOSSIBLE

I CANNOT MOVE

HOW COME?

HELL MADE GROWTHS ON MY LEGS THAT RESTRAIN MY MOVEMENT

USE YOUR RAILCANNON!

I CAN MOVE

LET'S GET RID OF THE V SERIES PROTOTYPE

ARE YOU MAD!?

THEY WERE MADE TO COUNTER US!

ASSESSMENT: STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE DESTRUCTION LEFT IN IT'S WAKE!?

ASSESSMENT: IRRELEVANT

IT CAN'T BEAT TWO BENJAMINS SHOOTING THEIR RAILCANNONS AT EACH OTHER

stein15

yo that's kinda gay

Ah yes Tumblr user stein15

The gay website has gay Benjamins