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No Alvin I don't think you can say that word, I know it's part of the original lyrics but Simon is right you're gonna make a lot of people uncomfortable

were--ralph

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

were--ralph

literally just go be anemic like idgi

cobalt-jess

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

were--ralph

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

cobalt-jess

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

were--ralph

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

segamascott

hays-code-evader

Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like

"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."

ampervadasz

masterkfox

my two brain cells

vigilantsycamore

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

a-book-of-creatures

Inside you there are two hamsters…

kosmogrl

thoradvice

this isn’t all that there is!!! there are sunsets you haven’t seen, people you haven’t met, things you haven’t learned, food you haven’t tried, and places you haven’t visited. life is so much more than what you’re experiencing right now, and there will always be new things coming. there’s so much more out there for you!!

sunshinemoonrx

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

sunshinemoonrx

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

sunshinemoonrx

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

noticesghosts

What the hell

noticesghosts

What is going on

error-404-fuck-not-found

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

derinthescarletpescatarian

muzzlesbian

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

letterful

theboredvoid

@commodityproduction

commodityproduction

I'm afraid it's hopeless

rumwik

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

needs-more-hugs

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

bisexual-engineer-girl

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

freakoutgirl

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.