every day Zohran Mamdani announces something like "for decades, Queens has been plagued by giant fire-spitting serpents. Today, I slew the beasts at no additional cost to the New York City taxpayer" while wearing armor over his formal suit and dual-wielding swords
and then a major news outlet publishes an opinion piece that says "Local funeral industry made approximately one william dollars of profit a year from the serpents' victims. Mamdani has RUINED the livelihood of local casket-makers and CRIPPLED the economy."
