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I drew Mons

[ask-monster-onceler]

Hello, Do you know what happened to Glut and Edward?

HONESTLY

I DONT CARE

PUZZLES AND THE OTHER RIDDLERS PROBABLY PASSED AWAY GIVEN THE CRAPSACK WORLD THIS BECAME

AS FOR GLUT

WELL

ITS BEEN QUIET

FOR ONCE

GOOD RIDDANCE

[ask-monster-onceler]

Just wanted to add my voice to the "we love Mons" chorus! :D *absconds to let him rest*

GROSS

[ask-monster-onceler]

that is a lie, Mons, because I always want you around <3

YOU ARE ONE IN BILLIONSSSSS

YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSSSSE

AND NEITHER AM I

NOW LET ME REST

[ask-monster-onceler]

hey Mons, I miss you so much, I know it's been so long since you blogged, but I love your blog and I want you to blog now, my dear, if you read this, I will be very pleased

AM I NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE MY LIFE IN SILENT PEACE

I HAVE BEEN HIBERNATING AND RESTING AND GENERALLY STAYING OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE

MY KIND ARENT QUITE WANTED THESE DAYS

[blookmallow]

any onceler era people still here. if so congratulations for sticking around that long my fucking god but anyway i just had the trace of a horrific memory and i need to know if it was real

i am so so sorry to bring this all to the attention of those who also blocked it out like i did or, bless you, didn't know, but

was there a vore onceler

[ginchimera]

I said it in the comments but I wanna immortalize this here.

I'm enamored with how you think you coulda stopped me.

[sephythespooky]

Reflect: *sees stuff about bringing onceler blogs back*

Reflect: hell no, i'm tired. I got kids. You want me to raise hell again? I can, but you won't like it. Cause I have dad armor now, nothing gets to me. I'm gonna evil all over your house and not care.

Image: *bops his head* down boy. they don't know what they're talking about. If they did, they'd leave us alone. *goes back to sleep without even disturbing the cat on his bed*

[skellietoonz]

Eli: "Brother! Let's go on a hunt for old time's sake! I've gone through a few changes, but I'll always be the same old ghoul..."

[sephythespooky]

Reflect: ELI YOU RASCAL! *play tackles him in a hug* HAH! missed your fuzzy ol' face. yeah, you're different, but I'd know you anywhere.

[ask-monster-onceler]

(Peeking from the window)

[ask-monster-onceler]

CRUNCH

[ask-monster-onceler]

Woe, nubcat be upon ye

AUGH

HOW DARE YOU

[ask-monster-onceler]

Geez, what a dump. Why did Zeke choose THIS spot?

(The sound of a commotion outside draws him to the window)

WHAT

A VISITOR

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAND

[thecircusofeliozell]

[His ear flicks]

“What the…does somebody actually LIVE here?!”

[ask-monster-onceler]

(A gaunt face emerged from the top of a nearby building. There was no way the place should even be standing with how deteriorated it looked.)

WHAT THE

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS ALL OF THIS

ALL OF THIS COLOR POLLUTION

ITSSSSSS WORSE THAN MY OWN

[ask-monster-onceler]

Geez, what a dump. Why did Zeke choose THIS spot?

(The sound of a commotion outside draws him to the window)

WHAT

A VISITOR

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAND

[ask-monster-onceler]

(He peeks out the window)

[ask-monster-onceler]

*offers lemon bread, because i made some* welcome back again

HEY I GOT TRICKED INTO ACTIVITY

[ask-monster-onceler]

Uh oh! Guess what day it is?

WEDNESDAY

[ask-monster-onceler]

[Pony Chorale starts playing in the distance]

[ask-monster-onceler]

I PROMIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE ITSSSS THERE

[ask-monster-onceler]

[Pony Chorale starts playing in the distance]

[ask-monster-onceler]

(OOC: my brain finally allowed an explanation for how I’ve heard Mons voice over the years. Imagine Gilbert Gottfried with a sore/raspy throat. Yeah.)