How about Vox and a reader that's snarky and sarcastic and always has a comeback? Maybe how they met, first impressions and how they got together? Thanks a lot! :D
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💕📽Vox x Sarcastic Reader📽💕
TV Daddy will and always has been a jerk, he insults, mocks and makes fun of everyone
However, unless he’s with another overlord, he’s not use to people giving him a taste of his own medicine
You were an employee of Rosie, of all people and had been the one of the managers of her emporium
However, since this was hell and no one cared, you could treat customers with as much snarky and sarcasm as you wanted
Made dealing with Karens easier :)
Vox came in and came up to you, demanding to see Rosie about something urgent
You never kept track of who the overlords were and really really really didn’t care about whatever this TV head had to say, you simply told him that if he wanted to talk to Rosie he had to schedule an appointment
Vox: “Did you not hear me?! I said I need to see Rosie! It’s an emergency!”
You: “Just like every other customer wanting a refund, look either schedule an appointment or take it up with the front desk”
Vox is baffled, he’s trying to deal with an serious problem and trying to contact Rosie, then you’re over here being a little shit-
In reality you’re just doing your job, afterall Rosie never mentioned that overlords could instantly see her without an appointment
Vox, if he had common sense and wasn’t super petty, he would tell you the situation, show proof that he was friends with Rosie or ya know introduce himself with his title
But nope, he resulted to insults, because he’s a mature adult
However you had the perfect comebacks to all of them
You: “Sorry talking to you must have caused me to lose some IQ points.”
You: “And I could beat you up but that be considered animal abuse.”
But what really got him riled up was when you insulted his clothing and he said “I don’t care what you think!”
And you deadass serious said, “I don’t think about you at all”
Vox is pissed, but there is some reluctant respect
Finally Rosie came by and told you that fellow overlords didn’t need an appointment to talk to her
You: “Huh didn’t know they let stray dogs rule parts of hell-”
Cue Rosie holding back laughter and Vox glaring daggers
Rosie suggest that you two start over and giver proper introductions
You two manage to do so without any snark and then Vox leaves to talk with Rosie
Honestly you didn’t think much of him besides the fact that he was a little cute and that you liked seeing him get flustered by your comebacks
Yet the next week he came by again asking to see Rosie, you obliged this time and showed him the way
He tried to insult you again but it didn’t work-
Vox: “Why do you even wear that? It’s so ugly.”
You: “Well I was trying to look like you so-”
This repeats for awhile, Vox stops by to see Rosie and you two exchange insults on the way
It stops being malicious and is obviously playful after a couple of more weeks, even Vox managed to get you a few times
Vox: “I had a rough day but seeing you makes it better.”
Vox: “Because it makes me realize it could be worse, I could be YOU”
It becomes a common routine, Vox comes by and you two banter before he goes to Rosie.
Actually it gets to a point that he spends more time with you than with Rosie
You two even begin to have ACTUAL conversations
You two begin to enjoy each others company and become friends sort of
Rosie jokingly mentions Vox having a crush on you but you laugh it off
However she might have a point as one day Vox comes by, not to see Rosie, but to see YOU
He even asks you out to lunch
You were suspicious but figured it be worth a shot
This begins a new routine of Vox taking you out for your lunch break nearly every day, even though neither of you have said said anything they begin to feel more like dates and honestly you think you like that idea
It doesn’t fully click for you until Rosie jokingly ask if you love him
You laughed it off but you quickly realize that-
This makes seeing Vox a bit hard. You know he at least likes you but would he want you as a partner?
You were a sarcastic snarky little shit, not quite romance material and you didn’t want to change who you were
But Vox just kept coming by and you two even started hanging out, even when you were off from work
You decided “fuck it” and during another lunch date you just blurt out,
It makes Vox spit out his drink
Vox: “Um sorry but WHAT THE FUCK!?”
You shrug and repeat yourself, asking if he wants a relationship
Vox is taken off guard but says he’ll think about it
You act like you don’t care but in reality you panic
After about two weeks of Vox not saying anything you decide its best to move on even canceling your plans for today to hangout with one of your coworkers
Vox tries calling you but you ignore it, it would be rubbing salt in the wound
You and your friend hang out until pass midnight, and you come home tired and slightly drunk
You were legit just about to walk to your bed about to not even notice the giant tv boyo
As you as you noticed you had the appropriate reaction of “What the hell are you doing in my house?! How did you even get in?!”
Vox ignores those important questions and just ask where you have been
You roll your eyes and say you were out with a friend
The following exchange happens
Vox: “iS YoUr fRiEnD MoRe ImPoRtAnT tHAN mE!?”
You: “Why do you care? Are you jealous?”
You two then had a talk and basically Vox loves you too, but didn’t know how to deal with but after you ditched him tonight he realized he better do something about it
You laughed at him a little, but said you loved him again then kissed him
After that you two had a romantic night ;)
And now you two are dating
The ultimate sarcastic power couple
Hope this is what you wanted! 🥰
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