No Pants Past This Point

*ON HIATUS UNTIL AUGUST 12TH* Hey there cutie, you should talk to me. ;) If you wanna know about the pants so bad. NO pants allowed! #pantslessler

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Yo dude!! I missed you too bro!!

What’s up, man??

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I try!

I mean, what? No, it comes naturally, duhhh

But anyway, YOU’RE the cute one <3

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Oh my gosh no!!!!!

It’s TOTALLY okay!!!

Since I’ve been gone so long, I wasn’t even expecting anyone to have sent me asks!!!

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Hey sweet cheeks, miss me much?

What’s up with your cute self??

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Oh Nat, you KNOW the booty is ALWAYS here for you ;)

You’re like, my BEST friend.

And that’s saying something!!

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I am ALWAYS up for hugs!!

Especially from you cutie <3

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My booty is all your’s anons <3 (and everyone else's) just treat the booty with respect ;)

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Oh yeah I know you love these pants less legs baby well I am here to DELIVER

also hi I missed you a lot <3

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Well, I’d like to have pants but we all know what’d happen with that.

Uhmmm, I guess I’d HAVE to have a thneed! I mean, it’s the thing everyone needs!!! And...

I guess Charlie. I mean seriously, i don't treat him very well sometimes, but without him my life would fall apart! I mean, there would be NO Pantslessler.

Him, or a laptop I guess. 

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And now I’m back so I can give you all the lovins you deserve <3 <3 <3 

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Hey guys... so... uh...

itotallyforgotthepasswordformytumblrsorryimsodumbwow

yeah but I'm here now and thats what counts right?!

It’ll take me a little bit to respond to all the ask’s i’ve gotten, I'm sooooo sorry, but i promise I’ll answer them!!

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remembering that mattspants was a thing

Oh honey, MattsPants is ALWAYS a thing~

(Even if he doesn’t talk to me that much any more :’c)

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:33 < Hello there furend! :33

Why hellooooo there, cute lady~

Can I help you~???

[ask-pants-less-ler]

Great bum you got there, may I touch it eventually, please?

Well since you asked sooooo nicely~

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//smacks ya booty and runs off

HEY NOW!!!!

You need to ask the cutie before you touch the booty!!!!

Consent is the sexiest thing in the worlddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!

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saltyguardsthecolors said: Daaaaaaaaang

Yeah I KNOW you like what you see, darlin' ;)

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She cuddled closer to him and kissed his cheek. "Let's go get him, then."

He smiled, jumping up, dragging her with him. “Okay lets go!!!”