What is it now

Optimus Prime. Father of 6, and full-time Leader of the Autobots. I used to have a lot of patience and a lot more coffee, but now I just have less coffee. Ask your question or leave, I've got 99 problems and you're about to be 100.

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Huh switch personality with Ratchet puny Prime?

If anything, she’s more... well, you know.

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Do you like starbucks?

It’s a… Christmas present.

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Blog artist: Haha I like this blog a lot despite the absence. Still have plenty of asks here so I’ll be drawing a few of those in the coming days to catch up, but since I’m a huge transformers nerd I won’t be going anywhere any time soon. Feel free to throw some in there, I try to answer every one. Happy 2017.

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STOP BEING GRUMPY

You’re awful human-y for a Prime.

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Do you like watching your enimes burn in hell? :3 and if you do what would you do? OH! AND! Do you have a grumpy cat mug?

I’m too old for this.

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do you love your kids?

The age gap is terrifying.

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As well as 1/4th resentment, and 1/16th caffeine.

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So...you're trying your patience with people on the internet? Was this your idea?

I BLAME MY WIFE

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How exactly does one pacify their hyper sarcastic demeanor?

It really depends on how hard you throw the wrench.

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Alright... I'm here, let's get this scrap over with. Ratchet said making an ask blog would help "pacify my hyper sarcastic demeanor" so here I am. World-weary Optimus. 

Mouse over to the ask box or get the frag out.