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Pony Express Management | TWO MODS

[ponyexpressmanagement]

PONY EXPRESS MANAGEMENT

Welcome to Pony Express Management.

We are here to make your dreams of the cosmos come true.

Whether you're new here or not, this is the place to be. Every day is an adventure when working with Pony Express. 

Pony Express is known for its hard workers and even harder-working crews. 

We are most notable for the Tulpar and its crew.

Send us asks, and one of our two blog runners will answer.

Join our Discord here

Twitter here

Strawpage here

[squiffil]

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ PLEASE DO NOT SKIP THIS POST ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

i desperately need money to escape my extremely abusive father.

‼️‼️‼️COMMISSION INFORMATION BELOW ‼️‼️‼️

I TAKE PAYMENT VIA CASHAPP ONLY

— i take 50% up front, and 50% when its finished. commissions should be finished within 2 weeks, but if it is not, i will be sure to communicate why.

dm me for further information.

[ponyexpressmanagement]

HELLLLLLLO TO EVERYBODY!! This is Mod Orion, and I just wanted to let you gys now that our other mod Cassie (@devilzare + @mayoden0che) just got fucking proposed to!!! She'll be taking a break from these accounts (I'm sorry if she's much funner than me </3) and you'll be stuck with me answering asks. Feel free to go send her some congrats!! Her Discord is @starsinzz if you wanna DM her and show some support!!

[rose-bunny-28]

Oh so this was your first impression of me

Damn

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[ponyexpressmanagement]

US MOUTHWASHERS ALSO LIKE SCREAM <3

[boawawas]

mr mouthwashing himself …

version without all the texts below the cut :)

[joyflameball]

a compilation of me and my friends playing/voice acting mouthwashing and breaking character to yell at jimmy

[jimmedicated-jambino]

Whats ur favorite character in ur au

Ok so he hasn't been introduced yet bc I'm not trying to spoil anything & I'm still developing his character butttt

I call him Drimmy (Dream + Jimmy = Drimmy) and he's Curly's "perfect" ideal version of Jimmy that only exists in his mind after the real Jimmy left him... He's an atomic missile of pure angst and he has a whole corruption arc thing going on and I kin him so much I just love him w all my heart he's my sweet babygirl and my absolute favorite character without a doubt 🥲 💗

Concept sketches under the cut bc spoiler

[specialr4t]

Every day i wonder what Daisuke means by that. Did he like. Beat a kid up 💀

[alienjesus]

MEOW.

oh my word another cat.,.,., curlymeow real?

[alienjesus]

paws at you </3

WOAGH did you guys just see that?!?

[jessthecreater]

people harassing you is CRAZY. do we not understand the concept of clothing? corsets? guys 💔 you did nothing wrong, and this is literally coming from THE pony express 😭

im just being silly, but seriously, why the hate on you? it’s not fair to you.

I have been accused of so many different things on there that I’m starting to debate on not posting there at all anymore. MW is literally THE most toxic fandom I’ve ever been apart of and it breaks my heart because I love the game so much 😞

[mizuform]

my issue is if ur not obsessed w me i feel like you don’t like me

[ask-the-copilot]

you’re so awesome please don’t go bald 💔

I fucking hope I don't go bald. I'm already going grey. Might have to just lose my mind if I suddenly did.

-He was cringing as he said that. Jimmy clearly didn't want to go bald.-

Wait. Why are you asking-- Don't tell me its a new HR question.

-Sounds like he just noticed your sending name. He's both amused and almost worried.-

[ponyexpressmanagement]

please don’t go balled you look to much like Bucky Barnes 💔💔 JAMES ZARE? JAMES BARNES????

[ponyexpressmanagement]

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[creativemess33]

Jimmy mouthwashing art

[ponyexpressmanagement]

If my oc was 14 is it legal enough for him to be on a freighter

i think this beats the jet2 holiday ask sitting in my inbox.

i dont think thats very legal

[askmissmaya]

pookie how did you get stranded in space..

Woah okay damn, first ask ever and we're already explaining about this huh? Heh. It's fine tho! I did say to ask about anything lol

Basically, Dominik said our ship is low on fuel, which wasn't supposed to happen because before we began our journey we absolutely checked every single requirement, and we had more fuel than needed for this particular trip.

But oh well, shit happens. Our Captain has already sent rescue requests to higher ups, and now we just need to wait...

...

I just hope we don't have to wait too long.