rockchick15

she/her head scientist and mechanic of the London Danger Bureau.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?

I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.

[askdangermouseofficial]

One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!

[askdangerhamster]

You tell him chief! 😙😙

Danger Mouse is much more #EPIC and #AWESOME than you Crumhorn! 🏆🏆

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Of course Penfold’s here. What’s next? Is Professor Squawkencluck gonna show up?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

No words,only growling Megahurtz

Growling because he’s trapped in the holodeck, I presume. All is well 🙂‍↕️

[askdangermouseofficial]

Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.

Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.

If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽‍♀️

[askdangerhamster]

Ello Professor!

I’m happy you’ve joined us on tumblr 😄😄

This is how I PROPOSED 💍 ⬆️ to the chief!

He agreed to be my PLAYER 1👾

Now we can play giraffe warriors together all the time!!🥳🥳🥳

#BESTFRIENDSFOREVER!🤜🤛

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Putting my judgement of unorthodox proposals aside… Good for you, Penfold. I do genuinely mean it. I don’t think I could think of any other pair who melds with each other quite like you and that mouse.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.

[isambardkingkongbrunel]

I see you are on this website as well

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hello, Brunel.

[birchbadboy]

thoughts on vaccines

They cause AUTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I support it ❤️‍🔥 #AUTISMWARRIORS

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

you like jeopardy mouse don't you? yeah that's right i know what you are

...? Yes? I'd hope most people who she works with would enjoy her company...! And it says what I am. 'Professor'. Right there in the URL. I didn't go through 8 years of higher education just to hide the title.

Also, vague remarks like that don't make very good icebreakers. You sound like a cop.

[askdangermouseofficial]

Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.

Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.

If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽‍♀️

[askdangermouseofficial]

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

What have you done.

[askdangermouseofficial]

I intended to add text to that. I meant to ask: Are you jealous, Squawky? Perhaps you don’t have the coordination to engage in a fierce video game match whilst discussing things of great importance.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I’ll have you know I am a MASTER of multitasking. Just minutes ago now I completed the prototype report of my new and improved mind disruption ray. I’d like to see you multitask while getting SHOT AT WITH THAT!!

[askdangermouseofficial]

Well, I simply wouldn’t be caught there in the first place. Hasn’t anyone ever taught you to disarm the enemy?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hasn’t anyone ever taught you to hold your tongue? I’d know now to expect a disarming and prepare accordingly. Although you now know that I have a mind disruption ray… truce…?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.

[askdangermouseofficial]

There you are Squawk! Welcome to “Tumblr”! Did you know they let just anyone on here?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Sigh…Yup. The villains have found it now too… Don’t say anything I wouldn’t, we’ve got an image to keep up. And highly confidential information to protect. As you said, they let just anyone on here, and unfortunately that includes you…

[askdangermouseofficial]

Of course, everything’s staying top-secret! When have I ever compromised the Agency’s security?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Remember that one time you flew out the manhole above MY secret lab with MY new jet boots. Attracting about 8 separate members of the public who captured this moment and our SECRET lab on video. We still TO THIS DAY get journalists coming to that manhole and distracting me by banging on it. Not to mention Penfold’s Spamchops addiction… oh cripes, he’s on here, isn’t he? Sigh, hope he’s learnt from the last time…

[askdangermouseofficial]

Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.

Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.

If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽‍♀️

[askdangermouseofficial]

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

What have you done.

[askdangermouseofficial]

I intended to add text to that. I meant to ask: Are you jealous, Squawky? Perhaps you don’t have the coordination to engage in a fierce video game match whilst discussing things of great importance.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I’ll have you know I am a MASTER of multitasking. Just minutes ago now I completed the prototype report of my new and improved mind disruption ray. I’d like to see you multitask while getting SHOT AT WITH THAT!!

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.

[jeopardymouse]

Oh good, there are normal people on here after all.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hello you!? You’re the last person I would’ve expected to be here… surely this wasn’t voluntary for you either, huh?

[jeopardymouse]

Is it that obvious? Apparently, it's a form of "Media Training," but this isn't how those typically happen... And what brings you here??

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Corporate obligation. And a wee bit of entertainment in my free time. My very, very, VERY limited free time. So busy! Hahaha

[birchbadboy]

Bad boy, what’s your favorite method of rudeness? Need to know so that I can use it against those who oppose me…

Your Mum. THATS my favourite Method. 😝😝

[jeopardymouse]

Bunch of geniuses on this website, apparently.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

LOL! Truly some profound insight…

[askdangermouseofficial]

Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.

Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.

If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽‍♀️

[askdangermouseofficial]

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

What have you done.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.

[jeopardymouse]

Oh good, there are normal people on here after all.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hello you!? You’re the last person I would’ve expected to be here… surely this wasn’t voluntary for you either, huh?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.

[askdangermouseofficial]

There you are Squawk! Welcome to “Tumblr”! Did you know they let just anyone on here?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

Sigh…Yup. The villains have found it now too… Don’t say anything I wouldn’t, we’ve got an image to keep up. And highly confidential information to protect. As you said, they let just anyone on here, and unfortunately that includes you…

[askdangermouseofficial]

Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.

Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.

If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽‍♀️

[queen0fcool]

by @hj_ruro on instagram

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

A small display of my interests. You know, like how you’re supposed to do tumblring….