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#extradirty
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@askdangerhamster
Found some teddies 🧸 of @askdangermouseofficial on our trip to the shopping centre!
The chief wasn’t too fond of his… 😅
I think they are #CUTE! and #COOL!
Wonder if they’ll ever make some of me! 🤩
(Cor, I hope people would buy them! 🙁)
You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?
I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.
One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!
You tell him chief! 😙😙
Danger Mouse is much more #EPIC and #AWESOME than you Crumhorn! 🏆🏆
Destroy Penfold!
EKKK!
@askdangermouseofficial CHIEEEFFFFF!!! 😱😱
Penfold, you’re right next to me on the couch, I don’t think Megahurtz poses any real threat here. Would you like me to have a (digital) word with him, maybe?
No…I suppose I’ll be #ALRIGHT👍
Just gave me a spook! 🫣
jeopardy do you mind if my corporation Seacom Defense Industries sponsors you? trust me villains are much easier to deal with if you just fucking shoot them
https://simpleplanes.com/u/SeacomDefenseIndustries
Unfortunately, i'm not the one who handles Sponsorships, you're gonna have to pass that on to the Bureau's official cheesemail... Do i even do sponsorships? Try Danger Mouse, actually, if he willingly advertised something as dumb as Sou Funnel, i think he'd love to promote your aircrafts you have.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, madam, I did not advertise the “Soup Funnel”. That was done with a shoddy clone of me made by a sleazy alien cash-grabber. Weren’t you there? …Oh, I guess you weren’t. Regardless, I have standards! You have to go through my agent @askdangerhamster before booking me for any advertising gigs!
It’s true!
I’m the world’s greatest super secret agent’s super advertising agent! 😎😎
We will GLADLY take up any sponsorships with Giraffe Warriors 🦒 or Stationary world! ✏️
#pleasereachout #itsforthechiefipromise…
What would an advertisement for Stationary World even be? “Come see the pencils”? I can’t think of many effective marketing slogans.
It would be #VERY effective on me! 😙
(Please chief let me have this 🥺)
Destroy Penfold!
EKKK!
@askdangermouseofficial CHIEEEFFFFF!!! 😱😱
has colonel k learnt panfield's name yet?
He’s been making progress! On Tuesday he called him Pentold, which is only one letter different! Of course, yesterday he addressed him as Greenwich…
Sometimes it feels like he does it on purpose! 😠
#THOUGHTWEWEREFRIENDS
Oh, you know the Colonel! He doesn’t mean anything by it. Sometimes I think he only calls me “DM” so often because he’s forgotten what the letters stand for…
#Hmmph! 😑
jeopardy do you mind if my corporation Seacom Defense Industries sponsors you? trust me villains are much easier to deal with if you just fucking shoot them
https://simpleplanes.com/u/SeacomDefenseIndustries
Unfortunately, i'm not the one who handles Sponsorships, you're gonna have to pass that on to the Bureau's official cheesemail... Do i even do sponsorships? Try Danger Mouse, actually, if he willingly advertised something as dumb as Sou Funnel, i think he'd love to promote your aircrafts you have.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, madam, I did not advertise the “Soup Funnel”. That was done with a shoddy clone of me made by a sleazy alien cash-grabber. Weren’t you there? …Oh, I guess you weren’t. Regardless, I have standards! You have to go through my agent @askdangerhamster before booking me for any advertising gigs!
It’s true!
I’m the world’s greatest super secret agent’s super advertising agent! 😎😎
We will GLADLY take up any sponsorships with Giraffe Warriors 🦒 or Stationary world! ✏️
#pleasereachout #itsforthechiefipromise…
Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.
Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.
If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.
I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽♀️
Ello Professor!
I’m happy you’ve joined us on tumblr 😄😄
This is how I PROPOSED 💍 ⬆️ to the chief!
He agreed to be my PLAYER 1👾
Now we can play giraffe warriors together all the time!!🥳🥳🥳
#BESTFRIENDSFOREVER!🤜🤛
Putting my judgement of unorthodox proposals aside… Good for you, Penfold. I do genuinely mean it. I don’t think I could think of any other pair who melds with each other quite like you and that mouse.
HEHE!
#THANKYOUPROFESSOR 🫶😊
#GLASSESPALS👓
has colonel k learnt panfield's name yet?
He’s been making progress! On Tuesday he called him Pentold, which is only one letter different! Of course, yesterday he addressed him as Greenwich…
Sometimes it feels like he does it on purpose! 😠
#THOUGHTWEWEREFRIENDS
I've found you Danger Mouse! Now Megahurtz destroy Penfold to score mega-points!
Megahurtz? You’re on here too? I suppose that makes sense. Though you’re in for a dance with danger if you follow through on that threat!
I haven’t heard any commotion though. @askdangerhamster, are you quite alright?
I’m SAFE and SOUND! (Atleast I think… 😰)
I’ve been #PERFECTING my jam sandwiches 🥪
Would you care for some chief? 😋
(Ive already had 5! #TASETESTING)
Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.
There you are Squawk! Welcome to “Tumblr”! Did you know they let just anyone on here?
Sigh…Yup. The villains have found it now too… Don’t say anything I wouldn’t, we’ve got an image to keep up. And highly confidential information to protect. As you said, they let just anyone on here, and unfortunately that includes you…
Of course, everything’s staying top-secret! When have I ever compromised the Agency’s security?
Remember that one time you flew out the manhole above MY secret lab with MY new jet boots. Attracting about 8 separate members of the public who captured this moment and our SECRET lab on video. We still TO THIS DAY get journalists coming to that manhole and distracting me by banging on it. Not to mention Penfold’s Spamchops addiction… oh cripes, he’s on here, isn’t he? Sigh, hope he’s learnt from the last time…
8 people! Less than 10! It wasn’t a big deal. Those videos didn’t get more than 200,000 views anyway.
Penfold is on here! @askdangerhamster Hello Penfold!
Hi Chief! Hi Professor! 👋
Just saw the #GREATEST pencil collection ✏️
Definitely NOT posting agency secrets 🤐
#notallowedtotakeselfiesonmissionsanymore 😢
Danger Mouse why have I seen your wedding pics on Twitter? Please confirm if these are AI or real, the public is dying to know.
Wedding pictures? I assume you mean this.
If you must know, this was staged for the camera. Penfold didn’t really propose to me on a beach. If I recall, he popped the question in the middle of a game of Giraffe Warriors.
I still can’t get over this. On the clock too… I suppose you wouldn’t have it any other way 🤦🏽♀️
Ello Professor!
I’m happy you’ve joined us on tumblr 😄😄
This is how I PROPOSED 💍 ⬆️ to the chief!
He agreed to be my PLAYER 1👾
Now we can play giraffe warriors together all the time!!🥳🥳🥳
#BESTFRIENDSFOREVER!🤜🤛
@jeopardymouse This is a photo of me next to my sidekick Penfold reading a book.
Hi Chief 😄😄😄😄
This photo is so #awesome!
Indeed it is Penfold! Can you believe the behavior I’ve been dealing with?
Really Chief, you both are #AMAZING and #FANTASTIC agents!
You shouldn’t fight over this!
Can’t we all just get along? ☹️
I agree! Why she can’t just admit I’m better is beyond me. All this fighting is getting very tiring!
Oh carrots…😣😣😣
I wouldn't call it fighting... All this has been is Danger Mouse claiming to be something he's not.
Cor Jeopardy, for your information the chief is a #AMAZING super secret agent! 🕵️👀
Just the other day he was awarded the largest contributor of collateral damage in all of Europe by the Queen herself 👑!
@askdangermouseofficial Number 🥇 again chief! 🐹🤜🤛🐭
The name's Penfold, Ernest Penfold. 😎
I'm Danger Mouse's personal assistant and super sidekick and...#BFF! 💍
Go ahead and ask me anything and everything about DM and I's FANTASTIC adventures (as long as its nothing too frightening 😥...)
There you are Penfold! I’ve been waiting for you to show up, this website is rather confusing…
Sorry Chief 😣😣
I was having a hard time getting my phone out of the jam I made (it was super tasty 😋)
Also had to clean out the bathtub…from the jam I made…
Quite alright! That sounds like a troubling mishap. What are these little faces you’re using?
They’re called “emojis” chief!
You use them to show when you’re happy 😊 or scared 😱
Try it!
Hm, I think I found the button. Like this? 😉 😬 😀
Feels a bit redundant, Penfold. I can just type how I’m feeling, can’t I?
#LOL Chief!
You are #wayyybehind on tumblr talk 😂
It’s meant to be fun!
Well, no harm in having fun… I suppose I should study up on the lingo more. Is there much else to do beyond chatting and answering questions?
Yes!
You can show off all the cool things you’re up to like making jam 🍓or playing giraffe warriors 🎮
It’s also great for talking to all our friends!
I can’t wait for the professor and Colonel K to join in on our fun! 😁
@jeopardymouse This is a photo of me next to my sidekick Penfold reading a book.
Hi Chief 😄😄😄😄
This photo is so #awesome!
Indeed it is Penfold! Can you believe the behavior I’ve been dealing with?
Really Chief, you both are #AMAZING and #FANTASTIC agents!
You shouldn’t fight over this!
Can’t we all just get along? ☹️
I agree! Why she can’t just admit I’m better is beyond me. All this fighting is getting very tiring!
Oh carrots…😣😣😣
The name's Penfold, Ernest Penfold. 😎
I'm Danger Mouse's personal assistant and super sidekick and...#BFF! 💍
Go ahead and ask me anything and everything about DM and I's FANTASTIC adventures (as long as its nothing too frightening 😥...)
There you are Penfold! I’ve been waiting for you to show up, this website is rather confusing…
Sorry Chief 😣😣
I was having a hard time getting my phone out of the jam I made (it was super tasty 😋)
Also had to clean out the bathtub…from the jam I made…
Quite alright! That sounds like a troubling mishap. What are these little faces you’re using?
They’re called “emojis” chief!
You use them to show when you’re happy 😊 or scared 😱
Try it!
Hm, I think I found the button. Like this? 😉 😬 😀
Feels a bit redundant, Penfold. I can just type how I’m feeling, can’t I?
#LOL Chief!
You are #wayyybehind on tumblr talk 😂
It’s meant to be fun!
@jeopardymouse This is a photo of me next to my sidekick Penfold reading a book.
Hi Chief 😄😄😄😄
This photo is so #awesome!
Indeed it is Penfold! Can you believe the behavior I’ve been dealing with?
Really Chief, you both are #AMAZING and #FANTASTIC agents!
You shouldn’t fight over this!
Can’t we all just get along? ☹️
