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@jeopardymouse
Apparently, i'm "too mean" to the public (don't know why i have to interact with them, am i not supposed to be a secret agent?), so i'm now required to open a Tumblr blog. Hello citizens of New York! If you have any questions about my line of work, or just have something to say to me, you now have a direct means of passing that onto me, despite how ridiculously unprofessional this is.
Found some teddies 🧸 of @askdangermouseofficial on our trip to the shopping centre!
The chief wasn’t too fond of his… 😅
I think they are #CUTE! and #COOL!
Wonder if they’ll ever make some of me! 🤩
(Cor, I hope people would buy them! 🙁)
I don’t recall signing a contract to hand my likeness over to ugly toy factories. I remember negotiating a plush deal, sure, but had I known they’d look this rubbish I’d never have consented. You’re better off without your own, Penfold.
I don't see the big fuss, they look identical to you!
BOW DOWN TO ME, PHEASANTS, I am the Queen Of Weevils!
also you can ask me things related to...things but if you're going to do anything stupid i'll turn you into a gargoyle.
Is this who you're talking to, supposed threatening supervillain?
be honest do you want to kill danger mouse with hammers.. no one would blame you
A daily activity of the sorts would honestly be a great stress reliever. He needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and this is an opinion i stand by.
You realize I can see these posts?
I do, yes.
jeopardy do you mind if my corporation Seacom Defense Industries sponsors you? trust me villains are much easier to deal with if you just fucking shoot them
https://simpleplanes.com/u/SeacomDefenseIndustries
Unfortunately, i'm not the one who handles Sponsorships, you're gonna have to pass that on to the Bureau's official cheesemail... Do i even do sponsorships? Try Danger Mouse, actually, if he willingly advertised something as dumb as Sou Funnel, i think he'd love to promote your aircrafts you have.
be honest do you want to kill danger mouse with hammers.. no one would blame you
A daily activity of the sorts would honestly be a great stress reliever. He needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and this is an opinion i stand by.
The main building of the New York Public Library was officially dedicated on May 23, 1911, by President William Howard Taft. #NYC
AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 (all jokes aside, what is your favourite gadget?)
Real funny. Regardless, If i had to pick a favourite gadget, i have a selection of didguises i have a soft spot for. I won't show any of them (it would blow my cover, after all), and maybe they aren't necessarily gadgets, but i enjoy them regardless.
Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.
Oh good, there are normal people on here after all.
Hello you!? You’re the last person I would’ve expected to be here… surely this wasn’t voluntary for you either, huh?
Is it that obvious? Apparently, it's a form of "Media Training," but this isn't how those typically happen... And what brings you here??
Corporate obligation. And a wee bit of entertainment in my free time. My very, very, VERY limited free time. So busy! Hahaha
You can say that again! This is one time consuming job, haha.
Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.
Oh good, there are normal people on here after all.
Hello you!? You’re the last person I would’ve expected to be here… surely this wasn’t voluntary for you either, huh?
Is it that obvious? Apparently, it's a form of "Media Training," but this isn't how those typically happen... And what brings you here??
Hiya tumblr community! Colonel told me to make an account, so here I am. If you know me, for the record, this is the first time I have ever used this platform. All I do is science. I don’t have time for things like this. No siree.
Oh good, there are normal people on here after all.
Hi Jeopardy, big fan here! Would you mind explaining why you don’t have a sidekick? I’m sure tons of up and coming agents would be thrilled to work with you
Simple, i don't need one, and i definitely don't have the time to be training kids. It's nothing personal, i'm just not that kind of agent. I prefer working alone, when possible.
Photo of me and my sidekick @askdangerhamster
? Don't see how you're relevant to this conversation.
Sorry, did I post that in a link to your account? I meant to post it to my blog.
I'm sure you did.
Hi Jeopardy, big fan here! Would you mind explaining why you don’t have a sidekick? I’m sure tons of up and coming agents would be thrilled to work with you
Simple, i don't need one, and i definitely don't have the time to be training kids. It's nothing personal, i'm just not that kind of agent. I prefer working alone, when possible.
Photo of me and my sidekick @askdangerhamster
? Don't see how you're relevant to this conversation.
Bad boy, what’s your favorite method of rudeness? Need to know so that I can use it against those who oppose me…
Your Mum. THATS my favourite Method. 😝😝
Bunch of geniuses on this website, apparently.
Hi Jeopardy, big fan here! Would you mind explaining why you don’t have a sidekick? I’m sure tons of up and coming agents would be thrilled to work with you
Simple, i don't need one, and i definitely don't have the time to be training kids. It's nothing personal, i'm just not that kind of agent. I prefer working alone, when possible.
@jeopardymouse This is a photo of me next to my sidekick Penfold reading a book.
Hi Chief 😄😄😄😄
This photo is so #awesome!
Indeed it is Penfold! Can you believe the behavior I’ve been dealing with?
Really Chief, you both are #AMAZING and #FANTASTIC agents!
You shouldn’t fight over this!
Can’t we all just get along? ☹️
I agree! Why she can’t just admit I’m better is beyond me. All this fighting is getting very tiring!
Oh carrots…😣😣😣
I wouldn't call it fighting... All this has been is Danger Mouse claiming to be something he's not.
Cor Jeopardy, for your information the chief is a #AMAZING super secret agent! 🕵️👀
Just the other day he was awarded the largest contributor of collateral damage in all of Europe by the Queen herself 👑!
@askdangermouseofficial Number 🥇 again chief! 🐹🤜🤛🐭
Why do i bother with you two?
